/sci/ - Science & Math

Is this real? Holy shit lmfao. I think this is too original to be fake.

>Realize I still have the piles categorized according to student race.

Why were you doing this in the first place you moron? Besides, you should go through and grade all answers to the first problem, then grade all answers for the second problem, etc. in order. It's easier to tell matching answers this way.

>>7562667

>>7562671
Man, please just help me I'm having a fucking heart attack, I need to think of something.

Should I try to explain go explain myself to the professor and the dean asap? I don't know maybe the students just take it as a joke and forget about it.

>>7562674
It's a class test with only a single, albeit very long derivation. Look I was explicitly told at the start of the semester that students with the exact same answers should be investigated, incidences recorded, and excessive cases punished and this happens at nearly every in.

I mean, I do it to all races and people I know who are friends so it's not like I was discriminating against anyone.

>>7562690
Also those fucking dune coons and gook cunts are constantly cheating. Like every fucking test they have the exact same answers and they're always sitting next to each other.

>>7562667
back to storm>>>/pol/

relax. if you did it alphabetical, of course you going to group them by race.

all huangs and juns will obviously be asian
all jacksons and washingtons will be black
all martinez will be hispanics
all schmitts, schitzels, miers and smiths will be white.

>>7562667
LOL
Thanks OP, my roommate had to tell me to stfu.

>>7562690
THEN TELL THEM IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THEY CHOOSE FRIENDS BASED ON RACE, YOU GROUPED THEM INTO GROUPS OF FRIENDS


that is, if anyone even asks you

>>7562667
Ignore it, the evidence is gone and you have plausible deniability. DENY, DENY, DENY.

So a third of the students are Asian, a third are black and a third are white? That sounds way to even to be real

>>7562711
>>7562715
OP here.

Thank you for the advice. I'm just going to lay low and hope no one says anything, if they so I'll deny it's racial and just say it's organized for friends and people who close to each other, which is the truth anyways.

Cheers.

>>7562715

>>7562667
You're done goof'd mate.

>>7562667
I swear you spergs have something called tenure meaning that they can't get rid of you even if you turn up dressed as Hitler?

I actually know exactly how you can avoid trouble, but frankly I think you deserve it.

>>7562723
and hope that none of them see this thread

>>7562728
>tenure

lol OP isn't a tenured professor you doof, he's probably a 22 year old grad student

>>7562723
you already know some of your shittier students have already complained about how their least favorite prof (read: you) is "racist as fuck"

>>7562718
No, it's roughly 10% black, 40% white 30% Asian and 20% Muslim/Arabic.

I usually split the handout piles at home at a certain letter, then keep them seperate with file binders so I don't have to make a hassle in class. The piles are never even even when all the students hand in because a lot of surnames start with the same letter etc.

Today when I put them out I didn't check to announce the letters or anything because the prof. was busy speaking and I felt the students knew the drill by now.

>>7562667
you racist cunt

>>7562667
don't worry about it. you are the teacher and no one is going to question it.

if anyone does then you grouped friends together. you were simply being proactive to catch cheaters.

>>7562667

I love the first world and their problems.

I feel bad for you, OP. God, those feminists and SJWs really fuck up thousands of years of social progress.

>>7562726
I'm fairly certain no one that class browses 4chan...I hope.

>>7562728
I'm a TA, not a professor.

>>7562723
it's hard being a professor in the west, students complain about everything and the teacher gets the penalty.
hope it goes well, request for this thread to be deleted

>>7562733
>22
Wow exactly right, yes it's my first year as a TA. Probably my last.

You know, ironically, I literally didn't even ask for this, my adviser forced me to because he needed one and no wanted to TA his class because it's too difficult.

All I want to do is get back to my research ;_;

>>7562741
Keep us posted, I wanna see how this goes.

>>7562751
I'm guessing you won't be asked again. win-win

>>7562726
He could just say this is one of the students pretending to be him.

>>7562739
Many of the students in this class actually really like me because I'm the only one that takes the time to explain things in detail to them (prof. does not give a fuck and is too busy anyway).

I'm also fairly precocious in general so I'd good friends with a few of the students in the class, though unfortunately only white and two black students. I'm not that great friends with the black students though I went out drinking with them once.

>>7562758
he could just aswell compute the probability that the scripts were racially ordered by chance and say: "you see, it's not impossible"

>>7562742
>>7562730
I'm not a racist. You would understand the need for categorization if you were marking, if you're grouping similar papers out memory -as I was ORDERED to do- you'd end up with same races for 90% of the tests.

>>7562760
maybe they were pissed because they thought you caught them cheating.
did all the students react strange, or just the cheaty ones?

>>7562772
We haven't let on that we are even looking for cheaters yet. The prof. just wants a list of repeat offenders, he won't dock any marks unless theycreally fuck up and also cheat in a major test.

Tell them you grouped them by friends, if someone mentions race, act like you hadn't noticed their races.

Thinly veiled /pol/ thread

/pol/ is getting smarter, they finally realized that 30% of /sci/ is grad students/eternal postdocs

Just say it's a coincidence. They can't prove it's not. If it happens again though, then the SJW army will descend like vultures.

>>7562860
dont kid yourself, sci is 90% science fans who think vihart is the bleeding edge of math knowlege, and are proud of themselves for encountering calculus in high school

>>7562916
Is calculus not mandatory in highschool?

>>7562944
Not in 'murica

>>7562944
they didnt even offer calculus at my highschool

>>7562667
Prepare to have your privilege checked, shitlord.

>>7562944
Where the fuck do you live where Calculus is offered in Highschool? They didnt even offer Trigonometry at my HS.

>i wasn't following any organization scheme
>i was simply tossing them into random piles to get them out of the way
>it is a freak of probability that they ended up they way they did

alternatively
>get a bunch of friends to back you
>engage operation "i'm spartacus"

>>7562667
You observed the class and marked the papers according to which group of friends tended to talk to each other, and you didn't even realise that it was grouped by race until the students started looking angrily at you wondered why.

>>7563008
I learned trig in grade 8, dude.

>>7562667
>>>/adv/

>>7563333
where do you live dude

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3n0yls/scientist_grades_tests/

You guys are famous lol

>>7562723
>>7562770
Why couldn't you just organize them by friends or how they sit in the first place? If you bothered remembering their race, you could have done that instead.

>>7563367
Homeschooled
My parents are great

And Grade 8= 8 Years old

I completed calc by 11

Enjoy getting fired.

>>7562770
>not a racist
>literally grouping things by race

>>7562667
I hope your a ethics or anthropology teacher. Get away with an edgy lecture tactic.

"According to stereotypes, races preform differently when tested. Some worse then others. I separated the tests into piles by race, and averaged the results. I'm glad to tell you that each pile averaged about the same. Stereotypes are bad people."

>>7562667

>when autism goes too far
this is so believable.

>>7563396
Did you learn the fundamentals of logic at 12(ish)?

>>7562667
So which race scored the highest?

>>7563381
fuck off back to reddit

OP here's a handy guide to getting out of your situation. First answer the following question:

Do you have tenure?

If you answered "yes," kickback with a couple margaritas and watch some Seinfeld.

If you answered "no," start filing applications.

>>7563381
can you faggots fuck off for once?

>>7563395

>assuming its a small class
>assuming you can recognize everyone when a classroom typically has 30 or more people
>implying people of the same race dont have names that tend to be more mexian, asian, black, etc
>being this much of a dumb faget

>>7563403
>grouping things by race is racist
>the mere act of grouping by race means you hat some races

Tumblr get the fuck out

>>7562728
>Tenured TAs

Oh god this thread is gold.

"when grading, I organize tests in different ways to see if a pattern emerges. Last week I organized by age. This week I organized by race. Next week I plan on organizing by GPA."

>>7563557
this.

>>7562691
Man, you are definitely going to get in trouble if this is what you are thinking.