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Hi, i am Elon Musk. Ask me anything

>> No.7351115

What's your goal in life?

>> No.7351120

>>7351115
To achieve the impossible, and advance technology as far as I can before i leave this world.
PS. remember earth isnt the only world.

>> No.7351128

>>7351112
>Elon Musk
Post triforce if you have been kidnapped

>> No.7351129

What are your thoughts on this thread?
>>7345975

>> No.7351137

>>7351112
Where did you get your hair transplant? Why are you wasting money on memescience like the vacuum tube train?

>> No.7351140

>>7351129
For one, spaceX is a wonderful place to be working. Some people are lazy and thinks working 8 hours are much, but thats up to them. As for all the people calling me a poser and saying im not a scientist. They are wrong, I learn about all the fields which we are conducting studies in and i work at all the technical stuff personaly.

But i understand that people think i cant do all this and still be a handsome, rich and famous ;)

>> No.7351145

>>7351137
After i got rich, i got to fuck a lot of models which increased my testosterone levels. Together with a healthy diet and a lot of money, my hair grew back. :)

>> No.7351215

>>7351140

Gee, Elon. For somebody who's allegedly so well-read, with such a great memory, you sure can't spell worth a damn.

>> No.7351466

>>7351112
what advice can you give an undergraduate who aspires to work at spaceX?

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>>7351112
Hi Elon, I'm Albert Einstein. Nice to meet you.

>> No.7351566

>>7351112
Could you pay off my credit debt... got about $65k kind of dragging me down... you could paypal me.. let me know

>> No.7351584

>>7351112
why are your house batteries so shit?

>> No.7351689

>>7351112
Why do you treat your employees like garbage even though they do 99% of your work for you?

>> No.7351709

>>7351466

Its not rocket science anon, do well in school, work on projects that showcase your abilities and passion and be able to illustrate your knowledge and drive during the interview.

>>7351112

Go back to work Elon, I'm not staying late tonight if you're just going to shitpost on 4chan.

>> No.7351711

>>7351689

Disgruntled ex-employee or rejected applicant detected.

Or possibly ULA shill.

>> No.7351714

>>7351711
I know multiple people who work at Tesla and they are all treated like shit. The man isn't lying.

>> No.7351721

>>7351714

I work at SpaceX, the workload isn't for everyone but I hardly think we're treated like shit.

In fact I much prefer it to the usual bullshit in academia or at traditional aero/defense firms.

Engineers tend to be entitled pricks though so many complain even though its made very clear what's going to be expected of them during the hiring process.

>> No.7351727

Are you sure it is a good idea taking the risk with the home battery and losing everything if it fails?

>> No.7351783

You all realise this is not actually Elon Musk, right?

>> No.7351798

>>7351783
Of course everybody understands. You should try being less naive.

>> No.7351813

>>7351783
retard detected

>> No.7351814

>>7351783
Wait, really?

>> No.7351835

>>7351112
Post dick pics plx.

>> No.7351876

>>7351783
>not playing along with the Role-play

You have no sense of fun, the point of these threads is to see what OP comes up with when posed with creative/ridiculous questions.

>> No.7351926

>>7351584
>current batteries are dirty, inefficient and polluting
>talks like his Tesla wall isn't just an oversized version of current batteries

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>>7351783
Newfag detected.
>>>/reddit/

>> No.7351934

>>7351876
he spelled realize wrong bro
hes retarded, you wont get through to him

>> No.7351996

>>7351798
But being naive gives lots of people laughs. Laughs are important to people.

>> No.7352033

>>7351711
So you are saying that they are either

> rejecting people in bad ways or
> they are driving people they already partnered with away

neither of those two yield good will for the company.

>> No.7352047

>>7352033
Stop that fucking attitude and start being afraid of unemployment already, you twat!

>> No.7352834

>>7351783
Autism

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>>7351145
You sound like you might really be Musk.

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>>7351783
How do you know? Gosh people on this board are so smart

>> No.7353756

>>7353735
Nah, he likes lowercase 'i's, so he must be Tim Cook.

>> No.7353925

>>7351115
To build bad ass cars and trains that are sponsored by dairy queen so then I can get some more dairy queen

>> No.7354014

>>7351112
Will it land on sunday?

>> No.7354252

>>7354014
It will land, only question is will it be another crash landing.

>> No.7354255

>>7351112
Why do you stutter alot?

Do you have social anxiety?

>> No.7354258

>>7354255
It came on when my dad raped and beat me as a child.