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Infinite energy Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:19:46 2015 No.7347780 [Reply] [Original]

Try to convince me indisputably that this won't work.
>brotip: you can't

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:40:49 2015 No.7347829 Eventually the cat's gonna die, and dead cats don't land on their feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 01:53:27 2015 No.7347859 >>7347829 nope, time would stop moving from the cat's perspective because it's moving at the speed of light

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 02:01:12 2015 No.7347874 File: 2.54 MB, 1280x720, 1431815066358.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7347780 >Posting low quality gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 02:03:40 2015 No.7347880 >>7347780 I could if I knew about cats. http://pentagono.uniandes.edu.co/~jarteaga/geosem/taller7/minicursoJK-Uniandes/robotic%20examples/kane.pdf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 04:38:58 2015 No.7348084 >>7347780 this always seemed dumb to me why didn't he just tape two toasts together?

>>	V Tue Jun 23 05:08:51 2015 No.7348106 HAHAHAHA. I'm sorry but did anyone else laugh? I think it was quite funny. But then again I do have some mental problems

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:14:51 2015 No.7348113 >>7348106 yeah i did, fuckin hilarious. Unfortunately /sci/ spergs will take it seriously

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:38:07 2015 No.7348145 >>7348084 because then it would be a sandwich and not a toast. Only toast has the property of only falling on one side. Sandwiches are (generally) symmetrical.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 05:39:15 2015 No.7348146 File: 1.32 MB, 675x506, PpDDfj2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7347780 Such meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:50:17 2015 No.7348329 >>7347780 >I'm too stupid to understand something >Make me smarter >You can't. ... well damn OP, you got me there. I've got no cure for what ails ye.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 08:55:01 2015 No.7348335 >>7348084 Because he could only afford 1 slice of bread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:36:55 2015 No.7348772 >>7348106 >>7348113 I did ten years ago when I first saw this joke. But if you laughed, just now, when you saw this .gif, then you are super fucking underage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:43:18 2015 No.7348789 >>7347780 I don't get it. Why not just put butter on both sides of the bread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:44:22 2015 No.7348791 >>7348789 Oh wait, someone asked something similar. Why not two cats?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:45:04 2015 No.7348792 Why not just tape two pieces of buttered toast together?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:52:24 2015 No.7348804 >>7348792 >>7348084

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:02:29 2015 No.7348821 >>7348792 >>7348084 >>7348804 Shit engineers detected. You could cut your costs in half by just buttering both sides of one piece.