/sci/ - Science & Math

>>7295300
Why the hat

>>7295302
its a meme you dip

Someone add the PhD in math 300k starting meme

>>7295312

>biology
>hard science

I miss old /sci/

>>7295286

>>7295286

>these plebs dont even have markers for their windows

>>7295382
too soon my man

>>7295330
I think you'll appreciate this, then.

>>7295413

top kek

Someone make him wear a shirt with GauB's face on it

>>7295413

top kek

>>7295413

top kek

>>7295433
People who write GauB need to kill themselves. It's Gauß or Gauss. The letter ß literally comes from ss, so writing an ss is MUCH more correct than writing a B.

>>7295490
gaub is just a clever meme, hothead

>>7295411
>ZBT
Oy vey!

>>7295527
did the whole GauB thing just start with that thread a few days ago?

>>7295541
GauB has been a famous mathematician for much longer than that anon.

>>7295490
Gauſs.

For my geology bros out there

>>7295570
10/10
fucking saved

>>7295570
>gneiss cleavage
well done

i have some pretty good memes i've been thinking of making but i don't know if i should. should i make the memes, /sci/? let me know. i'm not saying that these will be top tier memes, but they will at least be above median memes.

>>7295635

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>7295635
do it. we're all friends here
>3000hrs later in ms paint

>>7295635
Make the memes anon

>>7295286

>>7295640
my post was serious. i posted a serious post about memes in the meme thread. honestly, you're the one shitposting here.

>>7295540
Can someone explain this?

>>7295360
more like /mu/ after TPAB release

>>7295323
>>PhD in Pure Math
>>300K Starting

>>7295693
Zeta Beta Tau was the first jewish frat

>>7295635
Go away you cancer.

Reference to a previous thread.

>>7295729
top lel

>>7295645
>why are my goggle fogging up?

I know that feel so hard. It's like my face is a suana

Right, so mathematician, scientist and an engineer get a task: find the volume of a given red ball.

Mathematician solves triple integral and finds volume.

Scientist remembers basic physics, pours the ball in water and calculates it's volume by measuring the increase of water level.

Engineer opens his desk to find >2015 edition book "Spreadsheets of red ball volumes" and a dildo, and proceeds to shove the book up his ass and search the dildo for a needed value.

>cause engineers are not only fagets but also retarded

>>7296005
Nice. We need to keep the dum dums down so they realize who's the boss around here.

>>7295729
I remember that, OP was such a fucking faggot
>Bitches aren't impressed I know about the halting problem, why is the world so mean?

>>7296005
> so mathematician, scientist
>> implying maths is not a science
Subtle b8 m8. Bumping with the atheist-satan pope and our fellow brother - Richardo De Dawkinese, zieg heil.

Y NO BLACK SCIENCE GUY ITT? MORE MIKE DEGRASS TYSON PLZ

>>7295541
https://archive.moe/sci/search/text/gaub/

There was a "gaub" comment at the start of this month in a thread where OP called him Gauß.

Then an OP yesterday or whenever (as far as I am aware) just copied the post and called him Gaub

>>7296145
I had a german professor and he said "scheibe" all the time.

>>7296098
Epic picture, I might frame that and hang it on my wall

>>7296005
>sphere
>triple integral

Quite the sphere we've got here

>>7295413
top kek

>>7296163
> implying
What are you implying, retard?

>no one references high IQ

>>7295738
fucking this

>>7296260

I was thinking, "no one referencing Feynmans "if you buy a girl a drink she won't sleep with you".

Also, you people are terrible at drawing.

>>7295312
Heh that reminded me of something...
>study mathematics
>be at party
>drunk as fuck
>friend who was an engineering student was also there
>wake up next morning
>no idea what happened that evening
>see table
>ohgodno.jpg
>table scribbled full of formulas, triple integrals and other stuff
>one half of it was my handwriting, the other one the handwriting of the engineer
It can't get more autistic than this.

>>7296343
did you also wake up with your dick his mouth?

>>7296110
Not sure if serious or... Smoking too much the grass... Anyway Neil degrab Tyson

>>7296358
Funny thing is, he actually was gay.
>The memes are real.

>>7296368
dad?

>>7296343
That was a bit anticlimactic. After
>drunk as fuck
and
>no idea what happened that evening
I expected worse. Especially since the other dude was an engineer.

>>7296368
And he can fly!

>>7296383
nah, he randomly jumped when pic was taken

>>7296366
Looks like Benedict Cumberbatch.

>>7296359
This

>>7296359
Underrated post.

>>7296359
This is clearly an experiment conducted by a /sci/entist inside a cube

>>7296343
>wake up next morning
>no idea what happened that evening

I expected surprise gay sex with the build up.

>>7296359
/thread

>>7296343
>nuke engr
>would get drunk as shit with EE roommate
>nights would end up turning into drunk shouting matches about religion and physics and shit, with scribbles on our whiteboards and shit
>other pleb as fuck phys ed roommate complains about us being loud as fuck the next morning
>we look over the bullshit we scribbled up
>mfw i know i'm always right but ee pleb doesnt want to admit he's wrong
i'd never do that shit at a normal party tho

>>7295729
>>7296079
Remember the thread too. The Halting problem is so fucking basic, everyone should know it. My sister in high school knows it.

The mathematician made a mistake arguing with the engineer at all.

>>7296343
He sounds gay.
Our maybe you're gay. What straight dude drinks and talks about trivial formulas at a party with another dude. I would have been trying to meet some girls.

>>7296928
>>7296343
scribbling arguments sounds fun

>>7296343
>>7296928
>>7296942

Public back of the envelope scribbling can be pulled off if you do it with confidence and minimize autism.

>Be ChemE grad-student eating brunch in cafeteria.
>Explaining a problem to a bunch of 3rd years in a class I TA (fuckers follow me all around campus).
>Use blackboard marker I stole from my lab to jot down equations on a napkin as I explain.
>Everyone around us obviously understanding fuckall seem to be staring with interest.
>As autistic as this sounds I have no doubt I look boss as fuck seamlessly explaining chem thermo PDEs in a casual setting.
>After students are satisfied and leave, yoga pants wearing qt. I recognize from my gym comes to say hi.
>Pretends to be interested in the math.
>Swing topic to gym stuff, after a brief chat while I finish my food, I write down my number on the napkin and hand it to her.
>Lights up.
>Leave feeling smooth as fuck.

Yes, this actually happened whether you believe it or not, deal with it.

Yup it definitely happened 100% exactly as I greentext it.

That was alpha as fuck right guys?


OK fine I'm totally bullshitting, I didn't have enough balls to write down my number like that, but there was some light flirting sparks and she's def interested and still comes to greet and chat with me every time she shes me at the gym. Gonna make a move soon I swear.

>>7296463
But psychology isn't a science
t. Bio major

>>7297036
>spoiler tags
>most definitely an /a/utist or /v/irgin
>implying you as much as had a conversation with a woman

Too. Fucking. Funny.

>>7297122
Or /lit/... I don't play video games or watch anime.

>>7297036
Go to her and say
>Ayy bby, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lie tangent on your curves.
Works every time.

>>7297134
>/lit/
You might want to shut up about it, or head to >>>/x/ for more elaborate discussions. The only type of cross-boarders appreciated here are the patrician tier baneposters.

>>7297149
Why do you assume I'm crossboarder? Why do you assume anyone cares about your autistic #chan politics? I might have browsed /lit/ years ago or solely went there to shitpost in the name of /sci/.

I do frequent /fit/ though and /x/ on rare occasions for the campfire stories.

Baneposting is cancer of the worst kind, take your shit back to >>>[s4s].


And the porn boards of course, let's not pretend we don't all intentionally miss click board links on lonely nights.

>>7297165
>masturbating

leave any time
fast

>>7297173
>notest
>>>[][]chan/fem/, >>>/hm/
>nofap
>>>/x/ and enjoy your prostate cancer.

>>7297142
She's a kinesiology major I don't think they even do baby calc, correct me if I'm wrong though.

>>7297122
>>7297134
>>7297149
>>7297165
>>7297173
>>7297181
Ladies, please shut up and learn your place

>>7297165
Why are you shitting on [s4s]?

s4s-shitposters are geniuses. real geniuses. they know things before you even hear about them. they don't need information ressources, they calculate knowledge and chances like a savant.
the disadvantage is, to keep sane, they have to keep informaion low, and stick to tight patterns, so they won't get lost in a vast storm of incoming information inside their head.
what they do is post memes to keep the creativity and productivity busy, and check dubs to keep precise analysis of values warmed up.
it's all brain exercise.
why I'm able to explain this, is, because I am a drooling, nonsense-bubbling moron compared to them.

>>7297243

>>7297243
You can't even post quality bait.

the best of these party things is still the /lit/ one

>>7297267
Why do you have this?

>>7297296
because I browse /lit/ maybe?

>tfw I told myself that studying liberal arts is worthless when I was 18
>study maths instead
>all people left in my courses at uni are super into maths, really motivated
>I still read >3h a day and barely pass the exams

feelsbadman.jpg

>>7297307
>study arts, fuck dumb whores
>finally find a job at 27, get paid minimum wage for rest of life. live a sitcom-like life

>study math, fail, kill self

Great job, cuck

>>7295302
some poeple where hats

>>7297317
stem will never impact people and the culture in a way the arts do. The fact that people who study arts get less money on average should make you respect their choice.

>>7297329
what a blockhead

>>7296359
A+

>>7295413
top kek

>>7295649
That guy has my hair, dresses like me, listens to the same bands, and drinks cheap bourbon like me. It's uncanny.

>>7295645
>that ACS emblem on his coat

underrated

I went to a small gathering at my friend's house once. They all crowded around a tiny laptop watching Jerry Springer videos (I recall a "redneck ninji[sic]") and I just sat on the floor and played with their dog.

Seriously, they were huddled around a small laptop. I offered to connect it to the TV for them, but they asked me what was the point and went back to it.

It was pure hell. The only other time I went to an actual party was when someone I knew had a friend and he had a birthday party. We were invited and there was beer and a band, but this other guy, myself, and a girl went to go chop down trees for firewood. That was actually pretty fun.

>>7296155
Scheibe means disk, can be an old way of saying ''record'' (like Platten)

>>7297329
>stem will never impact people and the culture in a way the arts do.
i'm a huge fan of the arts, and youre still a retard. without technology you'd probably be illiterate, working on a farm, and the biggest impact art would have on your life is cave scribblings

>>7296155
>>7297908
It's sheiBe, you illiterate fucking cucks.

>>7295413
>>7295434
>>7295438
>>7296189
>>7297547
>When you have to samefag people laughing at your shitty joke

>>7297935
Retarded beta with economics or law major I bet. Fuck off to where you came from, butthurt faget.

>>7297935
top kek

>>7297935
top kek

>>7297935
top kek

>>7297935
top kek

>>7295490
>ß is not ß
ßut its clearly a fucking ß. What the hell do you want?
http://boards.4chan.org/%C3%9F

>>7297935
top kek

>>7298052
>>7298062
>>7298073
>>7298084
>>7298281
this was all me tbh

>>7298289
top cuck

>>7297935
top kek

>>7298289
top kek

>>7298384
r u fuckin mental m8

>>7296005
That was so unfunny I actually got second hand embarrassment for you.

>>7298444
What would you find funny then? PewDiePie I'm guessing.

>>7296387
Prove it using triple integrals

>>7297935
>topkek

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer go on a trip to Paris and all decide to meet at Disneyland at 6 PM

The mathematician shows up with a 10/10 Francoise fluent in English, the physicist shows up with a da Vinci drawing, but the engineer does not show up. After 45m of waiting, which is approximately 147 feet, the mathematician, a physicist and the physician simultaneously recieve a video message which the engineer squatting in a back alley wearing sissy clothing and sucking multiple dicks.

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer go on a trip to Paris and all decide to meet at Disneyland at 6 PM

The mathematician shows up with a 10/10 Francoise fluent in English, the physicist shows up with a da Vinci drawing, but the engineer does not show up. After 45m of waiting, which is approximately 147 feet, the mathematician, a physicist and the physician simultaneously recieve a video message with the engineer squatting in a back alley wearing sissy clothing and sucking multiple dicks.

>>7298581
So ebin...

>>7298569
>the fuck

>>7298569
>le jealous boyfriend sitting in the corner

>>7297329
>stem will never impact people and the culture in a way the arts do

topkek

>>7298569
>that
>/sci/
Yeah, no. If anything, that's probably that one black guy that posts here.

>>7297921
There is nothing inferior about agriculture. Agriculture is the reason civilizations were born. Pls don't compare to the 'arts'

>>7298569
> that one fat white girl

>>7295570
>gneiss cleavage
my sides

>>7298476

>>7295729
>>7295731
>>7296079
>>7296930

Anyone have an archive link or can explain what happened?

>>7297935
top kek lamao

>>7295382
Kek

>>7297329
it takes courage to say this on /sci/, you have my respect

>>7297329

>>7297935
topkek

your mom is such a SiO2

>>7300848
What?

>>7297329
thank the jews for this

>>7300440
Lol, it's like this kid is a product of a nigger and Putin m8ing.

>>7295411
>that girly handwriting

Yeah, that's a biology major alright.

>>7297329
that's fucking bullshit, name one fucking thing that "art or culture" has ever done? did art make civilizations, technology and make our lives great? fuck no. i'd like to see your paintings make a objective difference to anything

>>7296359
Good work. The only correct response.

>>7295304
nice meme :^)

>>7301242
>2015
>Being a graphologist

>>7295570
>not piece of schist

>>7295645
Captured my life

>>7297324

but wear do they get them

>>7295645
>are we out of ether again
>not acetone

>>7295413
>i masturbate to pure math
KEK

>>7295413
Masterb8 from a /lit retard working at Mcduck.

>>7295286

>>7295490
>letter ß literally comes from ss
no, it literally comes from sz
but ss is the common replacement
btw: swiss german knows no ß

>>7295286

General engineering reportin.

>>7302732
Noice. Good when lesser people can make fun of themselves like that, appreciate it m8.

>>7302746

Why are math and phys majors so bitter here?
In my country STEM people get along perfectly fine, is hating on other majors an American thing?

I honestly do not get your obnoxious memeing.

>>7302761
They are bitter everywhere, it's just that irl you don't have much opportunities to tell the truth, while AIB is the best place to call some category of people cocksuckers. I get along with engineers too, not without some edgy comments now and then, but you know. The real difference is, on the internet you don't have to pretend like it's a joke at all.

I wouldn't hang out with someone like you, you're clearly too insecure.

>>7302805
You're a lot more insecure than he is and I doubt you any real friends.

Being a beta in real life and then spouting delusions of grandeur on the internet is not very "secure". You're like a business majors who secretly thinks he's better than a law student is going to make lots of money. In the real world everyone respects the law student more and in analogue to you every thinks you're destined to be a high-school teacher because you couldn't get into engineering.

If you were secure with yourself you would've laughed it all off and moved on, but you're clearly bitter and need to lash out on the internet because you now you'd get crushed if you tried this bullshit in real life.

>>7302805

Well, whether you would hang with me or not does not concern me, but it really interessts me why this board is so hostile.
It is filled with the smarter part of 4chan, is it not? I understand having fun and all, but this stuff is not even funny, it just reeks of bitterness. I normally would call it off as memeing retards being retards, but I actually thought I am speaking with people who have a brain to call it their own. Too bad you had to dissappoint me there.
>you dont have much opportunities
Nice to see that people even here throw around statements without proof.

>>7302858
They ones that get involved in major politics on the internet, even on a subconscious level, are all just kids who haven't realized how unimportant your degree is to the world yet. They tied their ego their major so they feel the need to "defend" it because they have little else in their life.

And you're right it isn't funny or original, it's just bitter autism. Just goes to show how little communication skills they have.

The entire /sci/ isn't like that at all though, you can immediately see that in more serious threads with people from different backgrounds behaving more like functioning adults, though those area becoming exceedingly rare.

>>7298447
>Go go projecting powers

>>7302817
> You're a lot more insecure than he is and I doubt you any real friends.
Sure, whatever belief makes you comfortable.
> Being a beta in real life and then spouting delusions of grandeur on the internet is not very "secure"
What makes you think I'm beta irl and why is delusion of grandeur is insecure for that matter? Because it's not.
> You're like a business majors who secretly thinks he's better than a law student is going to make lots of money. In the real world everyone respects the law student more and in analogue to you every thinks you're destined to be a high-school teacher because you couldn't get into engineering.
Actually in the real world all that matters is the bottom line, which in this case is a pay check. Nobody gives a flying shit about "respect", aside from autistic people, because it means nothing at all.
> If you were secure with yourself you would've laughed it all off and moved on
Laughed what off?
> but you're clearly bitter and need to lash out on the internet
I don't know why you attach some sort of stigma to the word "bitter", but let me just tell you that stomping insecure losers - or insecure people in general - is fun. Now if someone is a loser in any aspect, but ignores whatever insults he gets, because he simply doesn't care, there's nothing in it for me to insult him on. With people like this I make friends - no matter how low they are, as long as they are interesting or at least share the same views, while insecure fags I just have as buddies to monkey around calling them fagets and what not, while looking better in people's eyes relatively to them.
> because you now you'd get crushed if you tried this bullshit in real life.
By "this bullshit" you mean honesty I presume? Well, it tends not to work in general, so it's not like I'm really losing something here.

>>7302897
If paycheck is the bottom line to you then why don't you suck your engineering masters dick who will be the one signing yours one day anyway? Even graduate engineering degrees are worth more than whatever inferior STEM you're studying. You're trying to make fun of people who are better than you by every objective measure and it just looks pathetic which is what people really mean when they say "bitter".

> let me just tell you that stomping insecure losers - or insecure people in general - is fun.
Yes you're right about that, it's been really fun stomping on you. Cheers.

>>7302897
>What makes you think I'm beta irl

>>7302805
>pretend like it's a joke at all.
>not without some edgy comments now and then


Being a passive aggressive little bitch is pretty beta.

>>7302858
> but it really interessts me why this board is so hostile.
Because it's anonymous and people are fucking cunts inside, whoever you look at. Simple as that.
> I understand having fun and all
Do you though?
> but this stuff is not even funny
Well not to you m8.
> it just reeks of bitterness.
Yes?
> I normally would call it off as memeing retards being retards, but I actually thought I am speaking with people who have a brain to call it their own. Too bad you had to dissappoint me there.
Ah, the classic >arrogant=idiot.
> >you dont have much opportunities
> Nice to see that people even here throw around statements without proof.
Well if you're generally nice and people know you as someone who enjoys throwing spikey jokes and being cheeky in general, they'll just assume you're joking when you call someone pretentious cunt or retarded loser, or whatever. But there needs to be this context and if it's not present, you have to always end with "kidding" and/or offering a handshake, which kinda ruins it for me.

It's better here, because people are left with very little room to rationalise their weaknesses when they are confronted. You can't stick to someone's avatar, nickname or karma, nor can you find anything shameful about your opponent to use it instead of a real argument. You're only left with pure insults or projecting.

>>7302865
Wow, it's like you're talking to yourself.
> you actually are

>>7302919
>Wow, it's like you're talking to yourself.
Never said I wasn't.

>>7302910
It's bottom line to most people, whether they accept it or not, unlike respect which no one really cares about aside from being a mild painkiller. Me, on the other hand, I live for doing science, it matters to me more than money.
> You're trying to make fun of people who are better than you by every objective measure
Really? They are less intelligent, care about more primitive stuff (money) than me and are more insecure. Yeah, they are better all right.
> and it just looks pathetic which is what people really mean when they say "bitter".
>
> > let me just tell you that stomping insecure losers - or insecure people in general - is fun.
> Yes you're right about that, it's been really fun stomping on you. Cheers.
See it always comes down to either projecting or parroting back. You just admitted that you have nothing valuable to say, all you're good for is repeating. Says something about you, doesn't? Either you lack creativity (read: intellect) or you're too insecure so you repress it, which is perhaps even worse.
>>7302914
Right, so then every politician ever aside from tyrants is also beta, because they have to do this to (more than anybody else really)?
Edgy comments are now the property of betas, are they? What a fascinating imaginary world you live in.

>>7302934
Not the guy you are responding to but you sound extremely insecure. You try too hard man. Sounds like you are also a bit autistic and will be the type to die a virgin because you sound insufferable.

>>7302938
Please. You don't know what insecure is, or at least you believe it's something entirely different than what it actually is.

I was actually the first one to lose it, but hey, you're free to fantasise.
I know for a fact that you are the type to die a virgin, because you're boring as fuck and don't even have balls to start a conversation with the opposite gender. You're the type to be silent while walking in a park on a date, because you're too afraid to open your mouth. People like you never get any.

>>7302934
>I live for doing science, it matters to me more than money.
Oh wow, nice job changing your self imposed goal posts you moron. How do you justify the fact that private R&D labs pays them more for doing the same job? They're doing doing science too, they're just paid way more to do it.

Are you now going to imply you specifically want to be in an environment where you need to teach a bunch of snot nosed undergrads? Yes, lets see how you move your goalposts this time.

>See it always comes down to either projecting or parroting back. You just admitted that you have nothing valuable to say, all you're good for is repeating. Says something about you, doesn't? Either you lack creativity (read: intellect) or you're too insecure so you repress it, which is perhaps even worse.
Crushing your delusions with cold hard data is hardly nothing. You're just refusing to comprehend what you're reading and using mental gymnastics to try and view yourself in a better light even after you've lost the argument. Trying to shift the reality of the conversation like this is easy and any clown can do it. I bet you do this in real life too after all people put you down for being both an asshole and a loser, and all those "jokes" you think you're one upping people with are really just you retreating back into your mental safe house and pretending you're better than anyone, all while having no real tangible achievements other than being accepted into a sub par degree programmer than millions of other students got accepted into as well.

Did someone bully you in school or something? I'm sorry man I'd give you a hug if I could, it's sad to see insecure little kids like you. You're really damaged beyond most people's ability repair, but I hope you find a way to let go of your shameful past causing this toxic, insecure behaviour.

>>7302970
> Oh wow, nice job changing your self imposed goal posts you moron.
Don't put words in my mouth.
> How do you justify the fact that private R&D labs pays them more for doing the same job?
It's not the same job. You're clearly far from science. If R&D research satisfied me, I'd pick an engineering major indeed.
> They're doing doing science too, they're just paid way more to do it.
There's science and then there's searching for a material 0.000000000000001% better in some aspect while worse in others, than the one we use.
> Are you now going to imply you specifically want to be in an environment where you need to teach a bunch of snot nosed undergrads?
That sucks, but whatever.
> Crushing your delusions with cold hard data is hardly nothing. You're just refusing to comprehend what you're reading and using mental gymnastics to try and view yourself in a better light even after you've lost the argument. Trying to shift the reality of the conversation like this is easy and any clown can do it. I bet you do this in real life too after all people put you down for being both an asshole and a loser, and all those "jokes" you think you're one upping people with are really just you retreating back into your mental safe house and pretending you're better than anyone, all while having no real tangible achievements other than being accepted into a sub par degree programmer than millions of other students got accepted into as well.
>
> Did someone bully you in school or something? I'm sorry man I'd give you a hug if I could, it's sad to see insecure little kids like you. You're really damaged beyond most people's ability repair, but I hope you find a way to let go of your shameful past causing this toxic, insecure behaviour.
Wow, I see I struck a nerve there.

>>7302970
>>7303029
Here's what everyone this is thinking: You two honestly have nothing better to do, do you? You're children.

>>7302950
>Projecting
>on /sci/
Fuck off, /b/

>>7303029
>Don't put words in my mouth.
>>7302897 in the real world all that matters is the bottom line, which in this case is a pay check. Nobody gives a flying shit about "respect", aside from autistic people, because it means nothing at all.

Fucking retard, you can't even remember the constant bullshit you spew from your own mouth.


Right, I think we're done here, time to get back to some productive work. You need to cut this toxic attitude of yours, you're only making yourself more miserable and just because you put a proverbial "lol" after your insults in real life doesn't mean people can't see through your facade, the truth is you're not any better then the people you look down on and you're never going to get that faculty with such an unlikable personality. You should get a girlfriend, preferably one with a healthy mind. Cheers m8.

>>7295570
my entrance examination for geology is at 10.6.
wish me luck

>>7303036
> You two honestly have nothing better to do, do you?
Obviously.
> You're children.
> implying it follows
> implying it's bad
> implying you're better, when clearly you aren't
>>7303053
I should know what I meant. Money rule, that's true. And if something is to happen to me, be it disease or disaster, I'll get worse treatment than people who are significantly more rich. I'll get worse treatment period, in fact. But being rich wouldn't be worth it, since I'll from boredom just making money - unfortunately it takes all your time, so unless you're born rich you have to choose.
> Right, I think we're done here, time to get back to some productive work. You need to cut this toxic attitude of yours, you're only making yourself more miserable and just because you put a proverbial "lol" after your insults in real life doesn't mean people can't see through your facade, the truth is you're not any better then the people you look down on and you're never going to get that faculty with such an unlikable personality. You should get a girlfriend, preferably one with a healthy mind. Cheers m8.
Don't let my words hurt you too much, you wouldn't wanna change or something after all.

>>7303053
Confirmed raging buttmad.

>>7303112
>since I'll die from boredom

Just wanted to share a pic of my art class quiz. Have a good day everyone

>>7303029
you are stupid beyond belief holy shit.

>>7303300
>not all of the above

>>7300017
https://archive.moe/sci/thread/7168080

>>7302732
needs more comments on reinforced concrete

>>7303364
fuck I forgot my name box I hate this

>>7302910
your data is really old check out the few study on majors. Physicists can work literally anywhere and get pretty high paychecks unless they go full spergmaster and venture into the deep realms of circle jerking

>>7303701
*cew

>>7303701
It's 2014 data.

>Physicists can work literally anywhere
So can all other STEM, what's your point?
>and get pretty high paychecks
Of course they do, it's just not top 10 range.

>>7297935
top kek

>>7295570
>use the pick for smashing, not prying

>>7297036
ask her to coffee bitch nigga

Am I like a bad 4channer for not being weird like this at parties?

>>7297935
TOP KEK

>>7295312
you just don't go to the right parties. I have been to multiple parties with zero liberal arts majors, where we discussed spaceX and cool science shit, bashed psychologists, and got really drunk.

Partying with scientists is pretty great

>>7297165
>Baneposting is cancer of the worst kind
get this hothead outta here

>>7295413
kek, best one so far

>>7296368
>smoke cigs & fuck sluts
all basic teenager shit
top kek

>>7302732
>those vibrations cant be good

>>7297935
top kek

>>7297935
top kek

>>7302910
>100k starting for comp sci
w-what?

>>7306700
hahaha envy on engiwhore.

>>7302761
In my country there's one single handedly most famous and best faculty of math and physics in the country's oldest and prestigious university. Everebody in here knows the name when people talk about the faculty. It's only focused on math and physics. And people who grad from it get even engineering jobs or whatever the fuck they want around here. Imagine that levels of elitism.

>>7306873
This is how it should be everywhere.

>>7304282
I would if I was actually interested, which I'm not, I don't really see myself ending up with a bimbo-tier girl. Hot enough to flirt with, not interesting enough to waste coffee on.

>>7307522
Pls. Bimbos are to fuck, not to "end up with". Fuck the bimbo, while you search for your lovemate or whatever.

>>7295286
I'm /sci/, I didn't go to prom because I was too focused in studying, but I've gone to many parties in high school 6 or so, all of them cops showed up or fights have happened.

I've received UNI nudes through friends so connections matter a lot if your into this snapchat shit

I got my first kiss in 6th grade when I was WAY Nerdier than now to some blonde girl who I awkwardly still go to UNI with.

I slid to home base when I was 17 at one of my friend's parties and I felt like I had to get it before my 18th birthday y'know

All in all, I hope you guys don't have such low self-esteem in picking up women, they have extremely shitty social skills and it's up to you to make the first move. When you make the move though, make sure your confident in doing so because if not it's technically your fault in leading your rejection. Recently you can break through her rejection by having a strong comeback (even if it's lame) they're so dumb at buying into you and are hypersensitive so even if you're acting like an asshole they will take what you say very seriously

>>7308756
what

>>7298444
That's called cringe, faggot.

>>7308796
Back to Reddit.

>>7295649
>tfw this is literally me
How can I stop being such a faggot?

>>7303307
thanks m8

Thread de fucking railed

>>7308817
Start lifting faggot.

>>7296005
>volume
>triple integral
if you triple integrate length, you get length^4
(I can't LaTeX)

>>7309390
excuse me, I meant triple integrate with respect to length

>>7308817
Get a high school diploma.

top kek!

>>7304153
Indeed, that pic is rather smashing...so is this ass.

>>7295286
Never realized how much of an alcoholic normie slut I am till now.

>>7310870
> faggot
> normie
Pick one. Gays are less intelligent than normal man and lesbians.

>>7311164
[Citation needed]

Soft science master race reporting

>>7311762
kek prteey good drawing

>>7311762
> physics equation on the back of a shirt
> sack with 300k $
You had one job anon. Clearly a biology cunt.

>>7295570
9/10
Should've had a beer in his hand.

>>7311845
the equation is wrong right? but yeah that was a legit mistake