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time traveler here

in the future, people become so disillusioned with life that no one on planet earth wants to have kids anymore and does everything in their power to prevent it. we're at a point where it's undeniable that humanity will cease to exist if no action is taken.
if this thread seems desperate to you then that's because we are, we've tried everything.


how do we save humanity? how do we encourage reproduction?

>> No.7267430

~500 babies are born per day. people live to ~200. riches motivate no one, we have everything.

>> No.7267439
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7267439

By bullying retards with divergent thinking.

>> No.7267451

>>7267439
the last human to be born less intelligent than what you would consider gifted was hundreds of years ago. we consider stupidity to be a disease and we've eradicated it.

>> No.7267485

>>7267451
What you said has literally no relation with my post. You should check for psychosis or autism with a doctor.

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>>7267418
What are in vitro fertilization and artificial wombs?

>> No.7267588

>>7267418
>in the future
You wouldn't call it "the future," you would call it "the present" and you would refer to 2015 as "the past"

>> No.7267621

>>7267418
op, you know nothing about the future, you are retarded.

>> No.7267641

>>7267588
>reference frames

>> No.7267671

>>7267418
produce genetically modified humans as servants, when their master dies they will take over

>> No.7267746

>>7267418
That sounds nice.

>> No.7267758
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>>7267418
Create catgirls.

>> No.7267768

Just build self replicating robots to carry on your legacy.

>> No.7267834

>>7267451
Obviously not if you're heading towards extinction. Sounds like reverse Darwinism to me.

>> No.7267840

>>7267418
Wanna know why we haven't had any geniuses making meaningful breakthroughs in our understanding of the universe since Albert Einstein? It's because whoever that genius might have been was likely either never born or was aborted because his mother was an "empowered woman".

>> No.7267932

>>7267418
I don't see the problem

VHEM wins

>> No.7267942
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>>7267418
>time traveler here
>in the future no one earth wants to have kids anymore

Sure you're a not just Japanese? Oh god! It's started already!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/01/07/japans-birth-rate-problem-is-way-worse-than-anyone-imagined/

>> No.7267953

>>7267418
>if this thread seems desperate to you then that's because we are, we've tried everything.

Why are you desperate? What's the problem?

>> No.7267959

>>7267953
>people aren't procreating
Did you even read the post?

>> No.7267960

>>7267451

If that's true, why the fuck are you asking us for help if the most intelligent people can't solve this issue? Fuck off.

>> No.7267996

Why do you assume people will go extinct rather than approach a sustainable population level and stabilize? When life gets good enough kids will be easy to support and time to spend with them abundant.

>> No.7268005

I don't wanna be rude. But isn't the answer "Go fuck yourself(s)" ?

>> No.7268037

>>7267959

Yes but there were no problems mentioned in it so I figured I'd ask.

>> No.7268043

>>7268037
People not procreating and and heading towards extinction is a problem, if you don't see that I guess you're just part of it.

>> No.7268051

>>7268043

Not seeing it. In this scenario, is somebody being hurt? In pain? Afraid? Getting killed Like I asked, is there an actual problem in here somewhere that needs solving?

>> No.7268099

Aren't you all being uploaded to Heaven/the matrix anyway? You're all functionally immortal.

You have to start a semi-religion based on manual labor an artisanal skills and fucking like in the good old days. The smart AIs/'humans' in the matrix might watch because it's cute/quaint, and mostly won't give a fuck because they are so post-scarcity that they are fine just living in massive tombs underground while the quaint crazies fuck and run around on the surface and make totally inferior handmade wooden cabinets because they attach value to the artistic work the craftsman put into making it.

>> No.7268120

>>7267418
Retards will always be having too many babies.

>> No.7268153

>>7268120
Which means stupid people will keep being born and smart people will eventually disappear.

>> No.7268171

Having sex, I have heard is quite efficient to get baby. Cesarian to offset the problem of birth and orphelinat for to educate the infants.

>> No.7268433

>>7267418
It takes a lot more will power to not reproduce than it takes to reproduce.

>> No.7268620

>>7267418
Is that even a valid question? HAHAHAHAHA Humanity doesn't deserve salvation, especially after they allegedly start undertaking actions that are counterproductive to the continuation of the human species.

>> No.7268623

>>7267418
>people will stop fucking

0/10 try again.

>> No.7268639

>>7268623
OP never said that people would stop having intercourse in the future, you idiot. He said that they are doing their utmost and succeeding in preventing new life from being born.

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>>7267418
>100% of however many billions of people doesn't want to reproduce
>every single last person in existence
>somehow this sweeping global change in thinking happened in only one generation

nice try, futureman, us bingo bongos from the past are too smart for your trolling

>> No.7268941

>>7267418
so other than that, what is the future like? i wanna hear something interesting not your bullshit

>> No.7268944

rape

>> No.7268948

>Lifespans lengthening and increasing at ever faster rates.
>Population growth slowing
How is this a bad thing?

>> No.7268956

>>7267418
holy shit... its the health at every size movement it got out of control, thats what went wrong! OP cut off the mens food supply untill they can walk, women only need to lie there, consent means nothing this is the human race at stake. the women will work off their fat by giving birth every 10 months

>> No.7269206

Far future here, we fixed this by curing all STDs and eliminating poverty. This resulted in a new free love movement and a huge population boom. Current problem is convincing people to go colonize new planets.

>> No.7269233

>>7267418
Have you tried putting the benis to the vagoo?

>> No.7269786

>>7267758
If I weren't allergic to cats.

>> No.7269802

>>7268051
OP would like to make humanity go on existing for a little longer.

Now for real, are you an autist? No cause I'm curious