/sci/ - Science & Math

Are you the giant?

>>7092263
nope, but I'm in that row

leather jacket and ponytail?

>>7092234
Mike?

>>7092269
Goatee?
Also that Asian looks like someone who goes to my gym

>>7092234
Black T shirt to the right of the purple sweater

The girl

>>7092234
Are you the hot white guy to the right next to the fat person?

Why are my fellow STEM bros never fashionable at all?

Seriously, when people see me and I tell them, I'm a STEM major, it gob smacks them. It's either, "But you dress so well!" or, "But you're so hot, Anon."

Step it up fellow physics bros and sisters. It's not that expensive to be fashionable.

I dress like pic related. I don't wear the shoes everyday tho. I still wear plimsolls a lot.

Being OBSESSED with your appearance is bit extreme, but caring about it is healthy and is something everyone should do.

Look at Neumann. That nigga was dapper as fuck.

>>7092491
Fag

>>7092527
:)

The one in the black leather jacket next to the giant

Chinese kid gotta based flow

>>7092491
You dress like an engineer.

>>7092567
And yet I am a physics major. Planning secondary in either philosophy, sociology, or mathematics.

>>7092578
That's funny, I was certain you were an engineer seeing as you indulge in sexual intercourse with men.

>>7092585
But I only indulge in sex with my qt Arabian gf

>>7092590
>qt
>Arab

>>7092600
she is QT as fuck nigga I'll fight you

>>7092600
> implying

Non of the girls are even hot

>>7092491
You dress like a member of the young republican's club. There's nothing wrong with that per se, but you should just admit that the way you dress is boring and inoffensive and stop bragging about it on Chinese foot fetish image boards.

I dress like a gay hipster lumberjack. I know that, and live my life knowing that, and I feel like a better person for it.

>>7092234
OP, we all know you're leather jacket pony tail man.

>>7092635
I also dress like this. That just happens to be a pretty normal fit.

>>7092611
First of all, Iranians are not arabs. Second of all, I wouldn't be surprised if Mirzakhani was androgynous and was male.

>>7092610
ok i'll admit she's cuter than I expected.

>>7092636
>Sometimes my pants are red. Am I an interesting person now?
No, no you're not. At least in this photo your pants go all the way down to your shoes, so that's good.

I really don't want to do a fashion critique on you, but you do realize that contrast of the brown leather on your belt and shoes with the puke-colored pants makes the whole lower half of your body look sickly? The fact that your top is high-contrast with your lower body just highlights the shit-and-puke ensemble you have going on, too.

Women who look at this are reminded of their first period. 0/10.

>>7092590
Oh god, it's this guy again.

>>7092644
> androgynous and was male.
doesn't matter.
still cute

>>7092651
I'm not actually sure the pants go down to his shoes, it might just be the angle. He has that folded-hem thing going on in this pic too, for some reason.

hey what is going on in this thread? why is OP and everyone else being a faggot?

>>7092234
The guy to leather-ponytail's right?

>>7092676
hey man hows it going

>>7092651
What kind of puke do you normally see? I don't see red puke? The lighting is sort of odd here, so hey appear brighter than they are.

I understand contrast, I know the shirt contrasts way with the pants, but I like doing something different every now and then. But yeah, the young republican look isn't the only thing I do. Sneakers/dress shoes, untucked/tucked, chinos/jeans, different belts, tees and what not. My wardrobe has a variety, but yeah I guess nothing that defines me TOO much. My coworkers call me GQ tho lmao.

>>7092682
Yeah, I cuffed them. They;re 34 inseam while I'm a 32, only length the website did unfortunately, so I need to get them hemmed soon.

And what do you mean folded hem?

>>7092651
I also like to show sock

>>7092491
>>7092610
>>7092636
You don't seem to get that much approval if you need to post all that on an anonymous board to feel superior for a few minutes.

Also go to /fa/ and people there will probably tear you apart.

>>7092708
Not looking for approval I'm just an idiot sometimes.

And of course they will, they don't like menswear period. At all.

>>7092635
>>7092651
>>7092708
man you sound like a fucking homosexual, staph anon pls.

>>7092491
Im so much better, cause I buy new clothes following some fashionvictims every year.

>>7092710
>they don't like menswear period.
You're right, but even apart from that, you are not really pulling off anything special there. You might look okay for a physics major, but other than that it's simply nothing to brag. It doesn't somehow make you a better physics major that you like to put some effort into your outer appearance.

>>7092720
NO NO NO I was NOT implying i'm a better physics major it just makes me sad when I was one with greasy hair and acne ridden, oily faces and baggy dads jeans and giant tee shirts or people that wear graphic meme shirts and you get my point. I just feel confident when I look like this is all. I like me.

>>7092719
I don't follow trends, this is legit how I like to dress.

>>7092234
Fuck me why do Americans dress so badly?

>>7092754
It was the 80s

>>7092757
OP said 2000

>>7092766
Might as well be the 80's, they were both 30 years ago.

>>7092770
2000 was 15 years ago

>Rutgers

Haven't they been chronically out of money for years or am I confusing it with some other school?

>>7092784
OP did say 15 years ago...

>>7092780

>>7092234
3rd from left, back row

>>7092784
Rutgers? Nah. They built a new stadium fairly recently.

>>7092234

Nobody in that photo looks like an obvious fag, so I don't know OP, are you even there?

>>7092491
>that face
Were you in House of wax by any chance?

combining /fa/ and /sci/ can only end up in /fa//sci/sm

Why do they all look like extreme nerds?

>>7093597
because they are

Why don't any attractive women study math?

>>7093626
Because there is no reason for them to. Why study math when you can become famous/rich/not a nerd when you're beautiful?

>>7093568
no why?

>>7093626
I'm an attractive woman and I study math.

>>7093692

>>7093692
yeh right. there are no attractive women in math

>>7093692
pls be in london

>>7093626
>>7093704
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryam_Mirzakhani

>>7093708
She looks like a guy

>>7093708
oops

>>7093713
so?

I found an attractive mathematician. She went to UNC so it is of no surprise.

>>7092585
whats so bad about engineers after all

>>7093725
http://www.washcoll.edu/live/profiles/7009-heather-russell

>inb4 knot theory = trash

>>7093725
>>7093749
What's funny is that I'm sure neither of these women would date any of us. What kind of men do you think they'd be attracted to?

>>7093750
>What's funny is that I'm sure neither of these women would date any of us.

Is it really funny, anon?

>>7093765
No, it's not funny. Even though we study math we wouldn't have a chance with her. She would be pursued by the most successful and good looking men out there. Probably someone that doesn't even know what combinatorics is. It's rather depressing. It's like we are so close, yet so far away. She wouldn't date us autist.

>>7093750
Come on, those are not that attractive. They look average at best to me.

>>7093774
You probably have shit taste in women that think landwhales are 8/10s if you don't think these professors are attractive.

>>7093774
says the ugly 20+ year old fatass virgin with his waifu

>pic related

>>7092234
>2000

Jesus, what are you doing on 4chan when your near 40?

>>7093793
to hit on the young undergrads

>>7093779
>>7093789
Guys, you really need to build some confidence. She's clearly far from unattainable or anything. I see dozens of girls running around campus every day that are way more attractive than that.

Also, if anything I like them a little skinnier. Big tits are also not my thing (inb4 fag).

>>7093725
>>7093749
>be me
>cc
>walk around in the small campus
>pass this classroom where the teacher is teaching a spanish class
>hot as fuck
>walk near that class for the next few weeks just to see her
>do it again yesterday
>couple of people look at me
>after I walk pass the class laughs

You guys think they know?

>>7093814
Yes. I would introduce myself to her anyways and say you wanted to learn Spanish but wasn't sure how to approach it.

>>7093805
No, you're right anon.

>>7093814
So you are that weird psycho who presses his face against the window and stares at our teacher for a full hour every day? Stop it or we'll call the police.

>>7093814
What exactly do you mean by "walk near that class"? Like, do you just go past the room and take a look? In that case I absolutely see no reason why they would laugh or even notice that.

>>7093835
>Like, do you just go past the room and take a look?

Yeah.

>In that case I absolutely see no reason why they would laugh or even notice that.

I hope so.

>>7093846

How many times do you go past the class? Like once per day or more? If it's more than three than they will notice.

>>7093865

Most three a day.

>>7093814
>Be me
>interning at local U.
>Have meeting with hot Spanish professor
>Can't remember what happens but start stabbing myself in back with pencil because I feel rejected
>She starts twirling her hair and acting coquettish to me
>Suddenly become confident
>Meeting ends
>Feeling good
>Think about what just happened
>Realize she was acting because she felt sorry for me and noticed my self-flagellation
>tfw...

>>7092590
That isn't as good as you think it is.

>>7093974
>go to a meetup rock climbing group
>no one wants to partner with me
>walk around the gym aimlessly
>qt 3.14 comes up to me
>ask if she can belay me
>tell her no thanks
>she smiles and ask if I'm sure
>say yes
>she says feel free to ask her if I need on
>she organized the meetup
>she felt sorry for me

it's okay. we are STEM nerds

>>7093814
>be me
>go to the library to check out some books
>Combinatorial Designs: Constructions and Analysis
>Functions of a Single Complex Variable
>The Symmetric Group: Representations, Algorithms, and Symmetric Functions
>very cute 19 or younger girl at circulation desk
>she gives me that "i'd fuck you" look
>notice she's reading Naked Lunch
>mention that I love that book (kek, I read it, but...)
>look intensifies
>go to the library several times that week at different times just to see if she is there
>strike out
>go to return a book at 5:55pm
>she is there by the book return slot
>gives me another look
>run upstairs to find some random math book so I can have her check me out and flirt with her
>think about all the things I will say to her about Naked Lunch
>get back downstairs
>6:05pm
>she is gone
>decide that I will use this new knowledge of her work schedule to my advantage in the future

am I creepy guys?

>>7094495
Done this many of times. Go talk to her. She will most likely be turned off by how inexperienced you are but do it anyway.