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I have designed this machine that produces energy with "Time" but I think if I make it either something bad will happen or pieces of the machine will travel through time..... Not sure what will happen and no one seems to know..... Can you help me? Pardon the poor language skills.

>> No.6945547

>>6945543
I wasted years of my life and I'm still laughing.

>> No.6945548

>>6945547
I think this is what it looks like when God plays a joke on you.

>> No.6945551

>>6945543
I'm starting to realize why they gave up on building Time Machines. They all went "poof" or made a sound like wind.

>> No.6945566

>>6945551
I have an idea I'm going to tell the most obvious lies to people who don't trust me. I didn't invent a machine that hrnesses Time From Energy.

>> No.6945568

>>6945566
Yes, I lied.

>> No.6945569

>>6945566
I try to believe that people are not as stupid as I have proven them to be and this is the hardest thing in the world for me to do on the internet.

>> No.6945573

How does your time machine work?

>> No.6945585

This isn't /x/ or /tg/. Go there if you want to roleplay.

>> No.6945590

>>6945543
I also have a theoretical time machine. I can give you the stress-energy tensor if you'd like.

>> No.6945592

>>6945573
I can't even tell you because the fate of the world would be in your hands you idiot!

>> No.6945600

>>6945573
You can't even torture me and I'm burning my research now. Then I have to kill myself.

>> No.6945603

>>6945573
I knew I bought that stuff I bought with good reason.

>> No.6945606

>>6945585
I roleplay if it is believable but you will never know.

>> No.6945608

>>6945590
This thing could work so well that thing would be useless.

>> No.6945619

>>6945608
One world governments are the best, they are smart enough to find a system that works with a one world?

>> No.6945621

I hope when I get full blown schizo people will put me in the loon bin

>> No.6945641

>>6945547
Oh my god. What am I gonna do. He goes here, surpasses us like fuck and leaves and doesn't care about not getting our approval in the end. Now everything I have left in life is to try and fuck with him over the internet. Is my life shit or what?

>> No.6945645

>>6945621
You make bombs?

>> No.6945647

>>6945641
You make your mistakes.

>> No.6945652

>>6945641
This is either a woman or gay.

>> No.6945655

>>6945652
The ultimate gay test. You ask this question. Who is smarter? Men or Women?

>> No.6945656

>>6945647
Is that all you have, desperately clinging to mistakes of others? If that's not petty I don't know what is.

>> No.6945657

>>6945645

I'm the #1 marathon bomber

allahu ackbar

>> No.6945662

>>6945656
My mistakes are my lessons and you can't have them.

>> No.6945666

>>6945657
Someone was not very proud of you..... Was it your father or mother? Cops use my system and stop what your doing or no one will be proud of you.

>> No.6945673

>>6945657
You know who is the best at everything they do? People who's parents were not proud of them.

>> No.6945674

>>6945662
It's ok. I don't want them. I don't care about them. I have my own to learn from.

>> No.6945692

>>6945655
The gay community can find who is bottom or top right away.

>> No.6945697

>>6945692
Women go "He's stupid but he has sex with me" but but but but but "He's stupid and he has sex with me and he's stupid and he has sex with me and he's stupid and he has sex with me"

>> No.6945706

>>6945697
Yes woman find stupid man and "go" men stupid and it have sex with...... someone.

>> No.6945740

>>6945706
Do in fearlessness not stupidity.

>> No.6945745

>>6945740
Yes, I was trying to get my soul killed so no one would figure it out.

>> No.6945746

>>6945745
Religion is the best and worst system at the wrong time.

>> No.6945748

>>6945746
I "hang out" with time travelers..... or I am around smart people.... I dunno

>> No.6945753

>>6945748
Or I'm just weird or "weird" and timelines change every time a choose something.

>> No.6945756

>>6945753
i choose*

>> No.6945758

>>6945756
It matters more what "you" oor you believe.

>> No.6945762

>>6945758
Steve we can't come to your parties until we invent Time Machines or it will change the timeline too much.

>> No.6945764

>>6945762
I'm white and mixed.

>> No.6945766

>>6945764
I am what I am.

>> No.6945770

>>6945766
Imagine how many versions of us they're are me? You shall try to kill me and people from a time you have not met yet will save me because I have intuition.

>> No.6945799

>>6945770
The prideful and not stupid are the best warriors. The best humans are humans because some fight and some do not and they all like to have sex..... Be very careful with people who trust no one.

>> No.6945802

>>6945799
Warriors are needed because potential ALIENS!

>> No.6945804

>>6945802
The safety of an entire planet is at stake when you do not have warriors.

>> No.6945805

hey john titor, long time no see
take your fucking meds retard

>> No.6945807

>>6945804
You need full time warriors and make the rest part time warriors and they called them.... Men!

>> No.6945809

>>6945805
Yes, I'm retarded and I can contradict you with simple stuff. I'm a dog on a computer.

>> No.6945812

>>6945805
Go get an Oxford dictionary and find what I mean.

>> No.6945821

>>6945812
It is possible (akin to) there are very separate realities.

>> No.6945850

>>6945821
Human existence is flawed because sometimes we don't care and usually we have to.

>> No.6945852

>>6945850
Human Nature : It's stupid and I will never like it again.

>> No.6945855

>>6945852
People : they're well designed animals.

>> No.6945875

>>6945855
Canada : "We have no idea what we're doing but we're doing something about it.

>> No.6945878

>>6945875
"

>> No.6945883

>>6945878
Lesbians : Don't show this to girls who prefer bottom or bottom.

>> No.6945886

>>6945883
I am being watched by lesbians who prefer to be on top.

>> No.6945888

>>6945886
Strait or Gay depends on what you like and who we're to begin with. The nature of mankind is found in our DNA code.