/sci/ - Science & Math

I'm an algebraic topologist. I'm lifting homotopies every day. Come at me, bro.

>>6915391

are homotopies swole?

>>6915406
They're so swole the only way to control them is by having studied for decades.

>>6915072
>implying

We do.
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lift_%28force%29

>>6915072
Implying my first bored wasn't /fit/

>>6917348
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lift_%28force%29
indeed they do lift and probably more then OP ever will

I'm a man of intellect and not a meathead. There is hardly anything more anti-intellectual than lifting weights. You know there's a reason why they're called DUMBbells.

>>6917369
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumbbell
If you don't see all the benefits in keeping your body healthy then you are retarded.

>>6917369
Obvious highschooler is obvious.

>>6917377
I don't need to keep my body healthy. In a decade the singularity will happen and transhumanism will make me immortal.

>>6917377
There is nothing healthy about repeating the same unnatural movement 10 times with a weight.

>>6917383
>>6917388
>these people
Didn't think /sci/ had this many ignorant kiddies.

>>6917369
>>6917383
>>6917388
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>this is what these people believe.

By the way, pic related is Grigori Perelman.

>>6917439
7/10

>>6917478
kek'd

>>6917369
>implying all the Greek philosophers and mathematicians weren't swole as fuck

>>6917494
And why should I take these people seriously? They were of lower intellect than us.

>>6917508
Kek'd. Do you also believe that you're of a higher intellect than Newton and Einstein as well?

>>6917508

>>6917523
>newton
I learned high school physics and calculus at a younger age than him and now I know much more physics and math.

>einstein
Unlike him I did not fail my differential geometry class.

>>6917531
Obvious b8

>>6917531
>>6917542

/fit/ are on their way here btw.

Nothing impressive but whatever.

>>6915072

I'm at the gym 10 hours a week

I could bench you faggot

>>6917361
>then

Good thing this isn't Science, Math & English