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Landing Expected at around 16:00 UTC

http://rosetta.esa.int/

>> No.6870224 [DELETED] 

>>6870217

first 4 spase

>> No.6870227

MURRICA

>> No.6870231

STANDING

>> No.6870233

4th for EUROPE

>> No.6870234

POLAN STRONK

>> No.6870236
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6870236

Yurop stronk!

>> No.6870237
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6870237

STILL HYPED

>> No.6870238

ITALY Dai cazzo!!

>> No.6870239

>>6870227
shouldn't you be in jail nigga?

>> No.6870240

Asiafag reporting in

>> No.6870241

5th for hype

>> No.6870242
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6870242

I'm nervous

>> No.6870243

ESA FTW

>> No.6870244

>>6870227
go away tripfag

>> No.6870245

>macbooks

>> No.6870246

>>6870217
god dammit, in an hour.

>> No.6870247

Who /sp/ here?

>> No.6870248
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6870248

Where does he get his information from??? How does he know Philea is spinning?

>> No.6870249

>>6870225
>not watching a room full of professionals that have spent their entire lives preparing for this moment
>not lol'ing at their clearly clenched assholes prepared for failure

>> No.6870250

Director of Australian Space Programm reporting in

>> No.6870251

>>6870242
don't worry my maifu in the green suit wont let us down

>> No.6870252

romania yes

>> No.6870253

>>6870241
I should end myself

>> No.6870254

>>6870240
Where?

>> No.6870255
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6870255

mfw a load of bald apes are about to land a robot on a comet.

>> No.6870256

Dem eyebags,

I wonder how much cocaine has being consumed in ESA in the last 24 hours

>> No.6870258

>>6870245
>they're only used to check emails and read papers.

>> No.6870259

>>6870248
accelerometer sensors, i guess

>> No.6870262

>>6870248
Not sure if it's his source of information, but I think he has friends at NASA
>>6870254
Taiwan

>> No.6870263
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6870263

Greetings from your fellow space dorks on /m/.
Hoping Rosetta/Philae goes as awesomely as Curiousity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz0uzahERL8

>> No.6870264

>>6870256
I'm pretty sure more than one used amphetamines today.

>> No.6870265

>>6870262
>>6870259
It was said on stream.

>> No.6870266

>>6870255
with HARPOONS

>> No.6870267

>>6870217
...how many children could have been fed instead of sending a fancy transistor to a giant rock?

"we've done samples, and it looks like yes indeed it is made of everything we thought. Time to spend 10billion on another satellite to go and prove that we are correct"

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>>6870262
non asian in taiwan reporting in.

>> No.6870269
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6870269

>Dose stickers

>> No.6870270

So ETA in minutes?

>> No.6870271

Harpooning 1-2m into soil? Just how hard is it gonna shoot?

also everyone is on caffeine or worse

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6870272

>not enough

>> No.6870273

>>6870266
It's like a space whale hunt.

>> No.6870274

So like, is the 11:03 time that theyve given the time that we know that its landed or like is that the actual time its touching down on the comet. Cause shouldnt it take like 30 minutes for us to get any photos or anything?

>> No.6870276

>>6870271
bout tree fiddy

>> No.6870277

this guy sounds just like bjork

>> No.6870278
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>>6870267
>how many children could have been fed instead of sending a fancy transistor to a giant rock?

None.
And that's a good thing.

>> No.6870279

>>6870271
caffeine is perfectly fine to be jacked up on unless you have a heart condition

>> No.6870280

This thread just picked up in posts. Was there a mass migration?

>> No.6870281

>>6870217
< TFW NOBODY WILL EVER FUCKING BOTHER TO RECORD VIDEO OF ANY LANDING EVER BECAUSE OF "MUH BADWIDTH"

FUCK YOU ESA FUCK YOU NASA YOU ARE SHIT YOU WILL NEVER SEND HUMAN TO MARS DIE IN A CATO

>> No.6870282

>>6870267
>...how many children could have been fed

Quite a lot, but then they'd starve the next day.

You can't solve poverty and starvation with money.

>> No.6870283

>>6870270
Touch down expected 16:02 GMT / 17:02 CET

>>6870267
Kill yourself and send your food to them instead.

>> No.6870284

How unstable will the stream be when the landing occurs?

>> No.6870285

Has the soundtrack been voted in yet? I go with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

>> No.6870286

>>6870236
I have to ask where are these images from. They made Rosetta probe animation?

>> No.6870287

why have a lab on a comet?
can someone explain this?

>> No.6870288

>>6870271
They speculate most of the top soil is fine dust (So like a dune but thinner still). It is like harpooning a sand bag.

>> No.6870289

>>6870267
>how many children could have been fed

none, the money would have disappeared in someones pocket instead

>> No.6870290

>>6870289
"Ya, ya, ya"
got boner

>> No.6870291

>>6870287
So they don't need to take the comet to a lab on earth.

>> No.6870293

>>6870287
For doing science on the comet.

>> No.6870294

>>6870287
Looking for organic compounds for the origin of life on earth.

What did you think they'd plop a lander without any scientific use down?

>> No.6870295

>>6870267
if all the nerds there had children: about -300

>> No.6870297

>>6870267
Help fight world hunger by not reproducing, thanks.

>> No.6870298

>>6870284

People who give a fuck about it are already following the stream so I don't think the peak of traffic will be MUCH worse.

>> No.6870299

>>6870267
>how many children could have been fed instead of sending a fancy transistor to a giant rock?
A lot probably.
But giving money for feed african children isn't a good long term investment.

>> No.6870300

>>6870286
They are from the esa's channel in youtube

>> No.6870301
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6870301

funding

>> No.6870302

>>6870274
It takes about 28 minutes for the confirmation signal to get back to Earth, so it will land at around 15:30 GMT.

>> No.6870303

>>6870286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvkPFXdpOQQ

>> No.6870304

>>6870267
u lil shit. This is an advancement in mankind's technology and science. Wanna improve civilisation?

>> No.6870305

>>6870288
>>6870288
>>6870288

That shit is going to slide off the comet in a couple hours....

>> No.6870307

>>6870301
How much is that in real money? (£)

>> No.6870308

>>6870286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s35Jlwobcqk

Was for kids in school. They loved it.

>> No.6870310

That FUCKING FRENCH ACCENT

>> No.6870311

>>6870307
Learn to use Google.

>> No.6870312

>>6870299

Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for one day.

Give ESA a decent budget, and you will laugh at tribesmen from a comet 500 millions km away.

>> No.6870313

>>6870307
press ctrl + e, type '14 euros in gbp', press enter you lazy cnut

>> No.6870314

>>6870305
reported for antisemitism

>> No.6870315

>>6870245

Apple gives free macbooks to every person who is public or somewhat important. Since it just werks they use it.

>> No.6870318

>this cutie tattooed guy

>> No.6870319

>>6870282
>you can't solve poverty and starvation with money
>the idea of money is the exact cause of both of those things

>> No.6870320

THEY MADE HIM CHANGE HIS SHIRT NO

>> No.6870321

Presenter a qt.

>> No.6870322

Oh god, the fat space neckbeard finally got rid of that embarrassing shirt..

>> No.6870323

>>6870307

It costed every euro citizen about 2.74 pounds in total, about 0.15 pounds every year.

We could have solved world hunger with that kind of money /s

>> No.6870324

>>6870301
now post UE combine military budget or even the USA if you want to get a sense of how little it is compared to them.

>> No.6870325

>actually quoting Bladerunner

>> No.6870326

>>6870319
Give a man a fish

>> No.6870327

>>6870319
>>6870319


Nigga get the fuck out this thread.

>> No.6870328

>only 25 years old
Where did my life go so wrong?

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>>6870322
>embarrassing
Shows what you know about space.

>> No.6870330

inb4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkCQ_-Id8zI

>> No.6870331

that guy was only 25? What am I doing with my life...

>> No.6870332
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6870332

>this guy is 25

What have I been doing with my life?

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>> No.6870334

A gentlemen
WHO IS CUMING
Very energetically

>> No.6870335

>>6870325
He's like an alpha neckbeard

>> No.6870337
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6870337

>getting intimate with that comet

>> No.6870338

>get more intimate
>moving in for the kiss

ooh la la

>> No.6870340

>>6870319
No, wealth inequality is caused by money; starvation is caused by the environment.

>> No.6870341

>CUMMMINGG
>VERY ENERGETICALLY

>> No.6870342

>>6870319
You think no one was poor and starved before money was invented?

>> No.6870343

>>6870331
>>6870332
He's not actually 25. He was joking

>> No.6870344

Rule34 when

>> No.6870348

>>6870344
Lel I searched earlier and couldn't find anything

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>>6870338
>Shatner tweets

>> No.6870350

>>6870322
What was on his shirt before?

>> No.6870351

> Captain Kirk tweeting

>> No.6870353
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>>6870342
>>6870340
>>>/out/
here we discuss pseudo science, cumming energetically, and that woman's awful green suit.

>> No.6870354

come on, leave your dignity alone

>> No.6870355

>cochrane

Warp drive confirmed

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>>6870350
Ladies.

>> No.6870357

8 MINUTES

>> No.6870358

Stephan is just adorable

>> No.6870359
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6870359

>Upper cold gas thruster inoperative
>Landing wholly reliant upon success of harpoons

>mfw

>> No.6870360

MAN THE HARPOONS!!

>> No.6870362

>>6870356
Oh god.

>> No.6870363

>>6870217
>>6870217

HARPOONS FIRING NOW!!

>> No.6870364

If that thing is not gonna make it I will kill that Merkel personally I swear.

>> No.6870365

What was the Blade Runner quote?

>> No.6870366

>>6870342
Poor is an ideology based on a monetary system.

Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.6870367

>>6870359
Let's grab some popcorn.

>> No.6870368

>>6870356
that's hilarious, i bet he just doesn't give a fuck

>> No.6870369
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6870369

So landing window starts in 8 minutes.

>> No.6870370

Just like handling OP's mother

>> No.6870371
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>>6870324
>combine military budget

The budget for a single project is enough

>> No.6870372

>>6870359
They tweeted a while back that the thruster might actually be operable but the pressure sensors are malfunctioning (which would show that it's broken).

So it may work, but without real feedback.

>> No.6870373

>>6870366
[citation needed]

>> No.6870375

ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING.

>> No.6870376

>>6870365
>we've [sic] seen things you people would never believe

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>>6870363

>mfw

>> No.6870378

>>6870371
I wonder how much it cost China to steal those blueprints.

>> No.6870379
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6870379

IT FUCKING CRASHED

>> No.6870380

IT BEGINS

>> No.6870381

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

>> No.6870385

GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY

>> No.6870386

HAHA TIME FOR FUCKING SCIENCE.

>> No.6870388

FUCK I'M TOO HYPED TO COOK AND I HAVENT EATEN SINCE 8 AM

>> No.6870389

"Four minutes"

>> No.6870390

4 MINUTES HE SAID

>> No.6870391

I totally forgot about this

Have they succeded? did I miss everything?

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6870392

Yurop stronk!

And now we wait...

>> No.6870393

It's gonna crash.

>> No.6870394

>>6870365
>It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does?
It was about Rosetta running out of fuel and leaving orbit from the comet

>> No.6870395

8 minutes to touch down, the control room still looks empty as fuck

>> No.6870396
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6870396

If this fails I will stop posting on 4chan for a few months. I could never handle the american banter after this.

>> No.6870397

>>6870393
>>6870393

Fuck you

>> No.6870398

This is dead air.

Why did they not keep the bitch on?

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HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.6870402

Funfact 1: Hitler's ashes are onboard that Rosetta thing.
Funfact 2: Rosetta means asshole.

>> No.6870403

>It was a catastrophic mistake. A complete disaster. The Rosetta mission set the space program back for decades.

>> No.6870404

we will have to wait like 30 minutes for a signal after landing tho, right?

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>>6870396
Pls, we would share in your sorrow. We love space more than anyone [spoiler]that isn't Russian.

>> No.6870407

>>6870402
lol wat

>> No.6870408
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6870408

SO FUCKING NERVOUS

>> No.6870409
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6870409

Have a seat

>> No.6870410

>>6870398
We /tension/ now

>> No.6870411 [DELETED] 
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6870411

dubs and it will crash

>> No.6870412

>>6870403
>it actually diverted the comet towards earth

>> No.6870413

>>6870411
N-no...

>> No.6870414

IT'S TAKEN 10 YEARS TO GET TO A POINT WHERE HALF AN HOUR COULD RUIN EVERYTHING
>>6870411
YOU FUCK

>> No.6870415

>>6870411
fuck

>> No.6870416

Is that true? It may have already landed?

>> No.6870417

Tanks in 30 Minutes

>> No.6870418

>>6870411
fuck

>> No.6870419

ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
BUT WE DONT KNOW BECAUSE SPACE IS HUGE AS SHIT
FUCK IM H YPE

>> No.6870420

>>6870399
Can you post the whole comic? Its stuck at the "Landing : 2 hours" on my comp.

>> No.6870421

>>6870396
or

Cue 30 threads on /pol/ mocking amerifats

>> No.6870422 [DELETED] 

>>6870411
Dubs and it will successfully land.

>> No.6870423
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>>6870411

>> No.6870424

>>6870411
You motherfucker...

>> No.6870425

>>6870411
mother of god pls hppn

>> No.6870426

>>6870411
I will find you, and I will kill you.

>> No.6870427

>>6870411
fuck no. singles and it lives

>> No.6870428
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>>6870411
welp time to fund more weapons

MURICA

>> No.6870429

>>6870411
NOOOOO lel
dubs checked!

>> No.6870430

>>6870411

dubs have spoken..

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6870431

>>6870411
'nite guys

>> No.6870432

>>6870411
you fucked it up
>>6870422
Thank god

>> No.6870434

>>6870411

fuck you

>> No.6870435

>>6870396
After losing a whole martian probe because of an imperial units mistake I think we can afford some small failure like this.

>> No.6870436

I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL AGAIN

>> No.6870437

>>6870422
yay!

>> No.6870438

>>6870422
well well well

>> No.6870440

Oh look, they finally showed up for work

>> No.6870441

>>6870422

OHH SHIT SON

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>>6870403
>It was a catastrophic mistake. A complete disaster. The Rosetta mission awakened them.

>> No.6870442

>>6870422
THANKS BASED GOD.

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>>6870411

>> No.6870445

>>6870422
WITCH

>> No.6870446

>>6870411
>>6870422
Schrodinger's probe

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>>6870411

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>>6870344
I'm sure itll turn up eventually

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>all those disappointed faces

IT CRASHED

>> No.6870450

>>6870422
nice!

>> No.6870451

>>6870422
dubs and it maybe lands

>> No.6870452 [DELETED] 

>>6870413
>>6870414
>>6870415
>>6870418
>>6870422
>>6870423
>>6870424
>>6870425
>>6870426
>>6870427
reported for replying to a doubles post

also:
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PANIC

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>> No.6870455

>>6870444
TRIPS NULLIFIES THE DUBS

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ay lmao

>> No.6870459

Event soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE

>> No.6870458
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>> No.6870460

>>6870446
lol

>> No.6870461

Will there be aliens soon?

>> No.6870462

TRIPS OR IT WILL CEASH

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>> No.6870464

>>6870459
real event soundtrack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrt-L_9L3FI

>> No.6870466

>>6870411
Slow board doesn't count, jackass.

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GO PHILAE!!

>> No.6870468

Do I have time to go to the shop and buy a pack of Mikado? Shop is 10 minutes tehre and back.

>> No.6870471

>>6870411
>the stream is going to crash

>> No.6870472

QUENTIN TARANTINO'S SUN IS FUCKING THIS UP

>> No.6870473
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*science intensifies*

>> No.6870474

>>6870459
>not posting Also sprach Zarathustra
What the fuck man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfe8tCcHnKY

>> No.6870475

>>6870468
hell no.

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>> No.6870477
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STREAM CRASHED

>> No.6870478

>>6870451
mmh
it maybe doesn't land

>> No.6870479

>>6870468
yea go for it

>> No.6870480

>>6870459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo

>> No.6870481

>>6870468
Maybe, but I wouldn't risk it.

>> No.6870482

what's the woman doing among all those scientist? and where did she steal a lab coat?

>> No.6870484

>>6870468

Yep, 20 minutes till we know anything

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6870485

>> No.6870486
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>>6870456
That guy looks like the scientist from SG:Atlantis

>> No.6870487

>>6870476
>US scientists

Who gives a fuck?

>> No.6870488

>>6870468
stay put you damn weeb

>> No.6870489

>>6870468
nope. It is happening now.

>> No.6870490

>>6870368
i bet he did it himself

>> No.6870491

Where is this thing in the solar system? Their shitty webgl visualization doesn't work for me.

>> No.6870492

worry.jpg

>> No.6870493

>>6870477
IT'S BACK MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.6870495

>>6870267
None.
Seriously

>> No.6870496

[WORRYING INTENSIFIES]

>> No.6870497

>>6870476
>US scientists

Really America?
Really?

>> No.6870498

YES THIS IS DOG

>> No.6870499

WHAT'S HAPPENING

>> No.6870500

>>6870491
between mars and jupiter

>> No.6870502

>>6870468

Dude, why would you be eating that shit when History happens?

>> No.6870503

How does one pronounce 'Philae?'

>> No.6870504

[angry gestures intensify]
oh oh

>> No.6870505

>>6870503
fee-lay

>> No.6870506
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6870506

"not now, mum"

>> No.6870507

livestream link please!!!

>> No.6870508

when was the last time /sci/ was this alive?

>> No.6870509

>>6870503
I would have thought it'd be philee since ae is normally ee but they've been saying philay

>> No.6870510

>>6870503
fee la eh

>> No.6870511

IT'S OVER

>> No.6870512

the hoodie guy is ticking shit. Something not working with their setup. Are they not running gentoo or what?.

>> No.6870513

>>6870503
feel-ayy

>> No.6870514

>>6870499
>>6870499


What did dog say? hoodie guy looks worried

>> No.6870515

FEE-lay

>> No.6870516

A culmination of more than a decade of work.
Can you imagine how they are feeling right now? It must be so intense

>> No.6870517

probe is ded

no

>> No.6870518
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6870518

What is the zoo hypothesis is true and landing on a comet is the intergalactic requirement to be let out of the cosmic quarantine?

>> No.6870519

>>6870474
>posting crappy 20 seconds clip

>> No.6870520

WHAT DID THE GUY SAY TO THE OTHER GUYS?????

>> No.6870521
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>> No.6870522
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>>6870504

>> No.6870523
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>> No.6870524
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>>6870507
http://new.livestream.com/esa/cometlanding

>> No.6870525

WE CAN STILL SEE YOU; YOU CANNOT HIDE

>> No.6870526

>>6870507

http://new.livestream.com/ESA/cometlanding

>> No.6870527

Stream link

http://rosetta.esa.int/

>> No.6870528

it got quiet .. wtf!!

>> No.6870529
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>> No.6870530

Muted; confirmed for fucked.

>> No.6870531
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6870531

>faces of /sci/

>> No.6870532

>tfw no space qt to read you the latest news

>> No.6870533

>>6870507
http://rosetta.esa.int/

>> No.6870535

>>6870507
https://new.livestream.com/accounts/362/events/3544091

>> No.6870536

Where's the audio? Ayy lmao we have a problem

>> No.6870537
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6870537

inb4 Bane crashed it

>> No.6870538
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>>6870508

Most of us are crossboard intruders. Cursiosity is best.

>> No.6870539

dem titties

>> No.6870540

>stream ded
SDAKLFJKSDFSDKHFKSDJFSDKJFLFDJ

>> No.6870541

>>6870518
Why would landing on a comet be the requirement?

>> No.6870542

IT SOUNDS FUCKED. WE'RE DONE. HUMANITY IS OVER.

>> No.6870543
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6870543

PLEASE PLEASE LAND LADNSADGFDS A

>> No.6870544

>>6870537
It's a big comet

>> No.6870545

>inb4 harpoon malfunctions
>inb4 probe crashs into the comet
>inb4 10 years wasted

shit will be funny as

>> No.6870546

>>6870519
Go to bed, kid.

>> No.6870547
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>> No.6870548 [DELETED] 

THE FATE OF A DECADES WORK WILL BE DECIDED BY THIS ANONS POST

>> No.6870550

>>6870545
EUROPE

BTFO
T
F
O

>> No.6870551
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6870551

>who /tv/ here?

>> No.6870552

>>6870545
They still have huge amounts of data from the trip out there and the orbiting around.

>> No.6870553

>>6870545
nah it wont crash it will bounce off, it's like the ultimate troll

>> No.6870554
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6870554

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT

>> No.6870555

soundtrack suggestions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP6xBFyA_aw

>> No.6870556

>>6870541
It's like a fraternity test where you need to do something badass to be accepted.

>> No.6870557

i have anxiety problems
i can't watch dis shit

>> No.6870558

>>6870545
It won't be wasted regardless, it has already gained us much data

>> No.6870559

>>6870508
Neutrino announcement

>> No.6870560

>it's live on TV

[sweating intensifies]

>> No.6870561

fuck fuck fucking shit verdammte scheiße noch mal

>> No.6870562
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pls land
pls

>> No.6870563

>>6870545
doesnt it still have about 15 minutes till landing

>> No.6870564
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6870564

They should've sent James Cameron on board the Philae to manually land it.

>> No.6870566

whats happening, why is that faggot lauging in the background, FUCK

>> No.6870567

PHILAE ACTUALLY LANDS IN NORTH KOREA

WHAT A TWIST

>> No.6870568

>>6870508
I used to be a regular here when /sci/ was new, but the threads got stale fast. Some of them are too specific to be of interested to me, and the rest are stale.

I pop in during such events, and I bet many old sciducks do as well. So don't go rantin' 'bout summerfags and normals, thanks.

>> No.6870569
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6870569

>>6870551
THE FIRE RISES

>> No.6870570

>>6870518
>landing is a success
>everyone celebrating
>five minutes later all data feeds on the planet are hijacked; radios buzz, televisions flicker, webpages redirect
>GORNBLATT, DIQIU. GORNBLATT, EARTH. GORNBLATT, TERRA.

>> No.6870571

>that motherfucker picking his nose in the background

>> No.6870572

JUST SAY IT CRASHED

>> No.6870574
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6870574

Had to leave my pc for a bit, what the heck is going on?

>> No.6870575

Einstein!

>> No.6870577

>>6870545
The Americans intentionally crashed into a comet once so even if the landing equipment fails it's hardly wasted.

>> No.6870578

>Error 503 Service Unavailable

Oh fuck.

>> No.6870580
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>> No.6870579
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>> No.6870582

HEART ATTACK INCOMING

>> No.6870581

If it doesn't land, confirmed for EU disintegration.

>> No.6870583

>>6870563

Should've landed by now, just waiting for the confirmation message.

>> No.6870584

>>6870556
This isn't nearly as badass as some other achievements we've done. Like Voyager or New Horizons.

>> No.6870585

>>6870561
reg dich ab

>> No.6870586

STREAM HAS TO FUCKING CRASH AT A TIME LIKE THIS TWO TIMES IN A ROW

>> No.6870587

Postin' in a history thread. ayyy

>> No.6870588

>dat lagging
get the fuck out of my stream you homos

>> No.6870589
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6870589

stout wait.

>> No.6870590

>>6870561
noch nix ist passiert. halts maul

>> No.6870591
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>>6870574
Waiting for confirmation signal of landing

>> No.6870592

>>6870568
halts maul and concentrate on the landing /sci/non

>> No.6870593
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6870593

>>6870217
Rosetta landing today, Orion launch in three weeks. It's a good month for space.

>> No.6870595
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6870595

No please

>> No.6870596

Bump limit reached

New thread needed

>> No.6870597

>>6870584
This is much, much harder than Voyager or New Horizons.

>> No.6870598

>>6870555
More like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2pphLBmdsQ&index=12&list=PLTAcCeE2DCByBIN0RIev6mXmwtUXQ54UF

>> No.6870599

>their expressions
fuck it crashed

>> No.6870600

>>6870568

yeah i think /sci/ is continually degrading. i noticed this after the putnam problems of the day stopped being posted. /sci/ still has its moments though.

most boards now is just a bunch of shitposting with nuggets of humor and decent discussion.

>> No.6870601

half a million people watching this. pretty good.

>> No.6870602

well, it'sS no felix baumgartner, but good job if it lands science nerds.

>> No.6870603

>>6870593
>Rosetta fails to land
>Orion blows up on the launch pad

>> No.6870604
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6870604

George Lucas was behind this

>> No.6870605

>>6870593
not counting those two crahses in one week then?

>> No.6870606

LAG

>> No.6870607
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6870607

>It could have landed on one of the thousands of rocks that are on the comet
>the harpoons could have failed
>It could have been blown away by a gas jet
>it could have miscalculated the landing due to the weird gravity of the comet that happens to be rotating at a strange angle
>it could have been kidnapped by aliens

>> No.6870608

SOON

>> No.6870609

should have intalled arch

noobs

>> No.6870610

>>6870596
again? ich bin zu aufgeregt für sowas

>> No.6870611
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>>6870604
Palpatine is behind it all.

>> No.6870612

God I'm so stressed

>> No.6870613

does not look promising. They are no longer looking at the screens.

>> No.6870614
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>> No.6870615
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6870615

[worrying intensifies]

>> No.6870616
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6870616

She's so going to get the D tonight.

>> No.6870617

15 MINUTES

>> No.6870618

mods would sticky this if the were at all useful

>> No.6870619
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6870619

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE

>> No.6870620

>>6870615
They smiled and laughed though

>> No.6870623
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>> No.6870625

>>6870601
It's even on TV. Didn't expect that.

No pressure ESA. No pressure at all.

>> No.6870626

tinychat com / cometlanding

TINYCHAT, LETS TALK

>> No.6870627

NEW THREAD >>6870624

>> No.6870628

>>6870609
do they have a video stream? or was it not equipped with a camera

>> No.6870630

crloss youe fucfking fingerd asnon
dl't yoj dare efen stop crossing thjem to type

>> No.6870631

THE STREAM DIED
AYYY

>> No.6870632

>>6870615
>>6870616
she is so fucking hot

>> No.6870633

>>6870609
plan9 > *

>> No.6870636

yep, it definitely crashed - just look at them

>> No.6870637

>>6870468
Weebfag here. Got my Mikado.
Let's roll.

>> No.6870638

> mfw it crashes
> mfw all of esa an heroes
> mfw spacex is dead
> mfw redditfags finally shut up about atheism

>> No.6870640
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6870640

Plz be daijoubu

>> No.6870641

>>6870603
Axualy the lander is called Philae

>> No.6870642

NEW THREAD
>>6870624
>>6870624
>>6870624
>>6870624

>> No.6870648

>>6870628
>video stream
>22 kbps

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>>6870620
>>6870620

>> No.6870652

NEW THREAD >>6870624

NEW THREAD >>6870624

NEW THREAD >>6870624

>> No.6870653
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6870653

Tfw your shitty comcast internet goes down during the most exciting thing to happen all year.

>> No.6870654
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6870654

RELOCATE

>>>6870639
>>>6870639
>>>6870639
>>>6870639
>>>6870639

>> No.6870661

>>6870597
Harder than voyager yes. But what made voyager so badass was that we accomplished it with 1970s technology.

New Horizons is on par difficulty wise but for entire different reasons. And much more badass.

>> No.6870665

>>6870580
>"Jesus Frank's got a lot of shock porn on his computer."

>> No.6870686

>>6870636
The problem is, as far as I know, they wouldn't even get a connection, if philea rolls to the side or turns upside down.

>> No.6870701

>>6870605
Virgin Galactic and Orbital Sciences have no one to blame but themselves for those accidents.

VG incorporated a completely different fuel without properly testing it first and OSC was using crappy Russian engines to cut costs.

You cut corners, shit goes wrong.

>> No.6870705
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Official picture of Rosetta and philae

>> No.6870739

>>6870701
VG crash was nothing to do with the fuel.

>> No.6870741

>>6870705
:3

>> No.6870759

>>6870701
VG crash was pilot error you mong.

>> No.6870789
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6870789

>tfw aiming for a career in the space industry and this sort of shit is inspiring

please land philae bae

>> No.6870846
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6870846

>tfw we can put things together in such a way that it can travel around the solar system to a comet 500 million km away and land on it

>> No.6870966

I see a lot of clapping and back-patting :D

>> No.6870972

>>6870846
Looks like they've done it !!!!

>> No.6870984

CHEERS!!!

LANDING SUCCESSUL!!!

>> No.6870993

Lurndang cumformed

>> No.6871009

>>6870984
Where do you see this?

>> No.6871097

>>6870984
Communications confirmed :)

>> No.6871117

/sci/ newfag here just wanted to say ayyy lmao

>> No.6871174

>speaking german

what a nazi

>> No.6873357

>>6870846
And that was 10 years ago.