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6859243 No.6859243 [Reply] [Original]

Just had an idea about how to improve humans. Why can't we just have dicks and fuck ourselves too? Like when we wanted a baby we could just impregnate ourselves. This I think will be the next evolutionary step. Snakes are doing it: http://www.newser.com/story/197719/giant-snake-has-virgin-birth.html

So like why couldn't our balls just make sperm with some variations so we aren't inbreeding or whatever and then just fuck ourselves?

I am from /g/ so I don't really have any science images.

>> No.6859250

>>6859243

Ill give you the short version.

Mutations happen at a certain rate for a given protein. However this is slow compared to the genetic diversity from sexual reproduction.

Sex is dangerous and takes energy so why do it?

Basically what I said above + sexual reproduction is the best way to accumulate a certain number of traits on a single lineage

>> No.6859253

>>6859250
>>6859243

and you can look up the red queen hypothesis if youre really interested

>> No.6859256

>>6859250
>>6859253

Thank you I was really beginning to doubt God's work on our bodies (and maybe was gonna come up with a business idea out of it)

>> No.6859262

Originally we came from organisms that did reproduce asexually. Evolution happens with a male and female to take out any bad apples from the bunch. No other apples will want to have sex with someone with genetic deformities. The best males and females are in high demand and have a high chance of reproduction, speeding up evolution much faster.

As you come from /g/, I am guessing you want to produce asexually because you're a basement dwelling, stallman worshipping, neckbearded virgin who can't even install /g/entoo but uses ubuntu or debian and rices it up or some shit.

Get a job, go outside, get some sunlight and exercise. Join a hobby, stop watching anime and fapping to your waifu. Go out into the world and force yourself to talk to people in your hobby even though it will be painfully awkward. You only fail when you stop trying.

>> No.6859264

>>6859262
Uh no, women are disgusting. I was just thinking I could make money off somehow developing a way for you to make eggs as a male and then you could get one of those skanks that has babies for money and plant your own fertilized egg in there

>> No.6859270

>>6859264
so what if she gives birth to a little girl?

>> No.6859276

>>6859270
Who cares if that's the case? I'm not suggesting we get rid of women altogether, just provide an alternative for men that want their own babies without having to go in halfsies with someone else. Perhaps the same process could be used to make sperm for women

>> No.6859291
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6859291

>>6859276
how are you still alive? you are 9001% retarded

>> No.6859303

>>6859262
>You only fail when you stop trying.
Actually you can't fail without trying.

>> No.6859309

I had an idea about making better the reproduction system by having 3 genres but none of them would develop the baby, instead they were born in things like trees.

>> No.6859578

Look at strawberrys they reproduce asexually.(let off runners)
and the disadvantage is any genetic disorders you have will be 100% given to your offspring but if you reproduce sexually it probably wont be.
sorry if I'm being retarded I'm 15