/sci/ - Science & Math

I love these. I've only seen a couple that are really good, though.

>>6731747

- Neil "The Grass" Tyson

>>6731747
There are more synapses in your brain alone than there are stars in our entire solar system.

If you say something, and then follow it with quod erat demonstrandum, it becomes true.

>>6731803
I hate it people say that. And any Latin phrase in general.
>ad infinitum (said infin-eye-dum)

v profound

>>6731747

There are tiny, spider-like creatures that live on your skin and feed on your pore's fat

>>6731853
That's obviously not true. This thread is for facts only.

>>6731814

Certainly "mind blowing" to think about but there's no actual proof of that by any means

>>6731830

>>6731858
Prove that there is no proof for that!

>>6731830
I can hear him saying that.

>>6731892
Atheists actually believe this.

this one brings tears to my eyes

Does anyone have the one where Tyson calls the term "Black Hole" racist?

size = matter

>>6731919
There's a homeopathy video on youtube where the person argues that because massive objects can be collapsed to a small size (like a star being collapsed really small) that mass is negligable and that <span class="math"> E= mC^2 [/spoiler] can be reduced to <span class="math"> E= C^2 [/spoiler].

>>6731919
>>6731942
or is c supposed to be lower cased... I can't remember

>>6731942
> obligatory joke about person's massive mama and negligible penis size

>>6731897
Can someone smarter than me explain this?
I've been looking at it for 5 minutes, it just doesn't make sense.

it proves magic

>>6731971
the adjacent side isn't even

I´m having a blast with this thread.

If you could the harrnes the energy, millions of years ago, light would travel at the spped of moore´s law on the technological advance of our understanding of the orgini of life.

Richerd Hopkins

>>6731971
jews

Obligatory.

Gets me every time.

>>6732407
My sides.

what a world

>>6732429
thiskillsthesides.jpg

>>6731971
The slopes of the hypotenuse of the triangles are not equal.

Holy shit, my sides.

The quote by Black Science man where he mentioned putting a black hole up his ass, please?

>>6732398
this might be true

>>6732609
this

>>6731971

my personal fav

>>6731895

even today?!?

Optical tricks

>>6731830
holy shit. my ribs hurt

>>6731830
Knowing that he grew up in the african jungle makes that so much funnier.

I dunno mang
This shit's kinda dead

If there were infinite universes, there would be more stars than atoms.

/thread

>>6731841
mind=blown

>>6731892

You wut nigra?

>>6731830
Does /sci/ hate Richdawk?
Tell me guys I'm not good at fitting in. And he sounds like a real scientist to me, except when who attacks him with le epic fedora meme try to describe his job.

>>6733073
Dicky's parents were missionaries in Africa when he crawled out of his mum's vagina. Hellish childhood growing up in the jungle, and having to share mum's breast with other starving children.
I honestly can't blame him for hating god.

>>6732559

>>6733123

Oh my sides

this is the best thread ever

>>6733341
i literally cried of laughter at OP

>>6733123
I tried and it ended up inside my brother's arse.

>>6733379
>atheism
>sigil of Baphomet
[giggling intensifies]

>>6731971
Pay closer attention to the blue triangle. Look at the bottom left point, and keep your eyes fixed on that point.
You should see the difference in area from that.

>>6732398

>>6731895
This one is my favorite

>>6733073
>Does /sci/ hate Richdawk?
No, he's cool.

>Tell me guys I'm not good at fitting in.
Okay. You're not good at fitting in.

>>6731858
you have created an alternate universe where a different you decided to not post
that means there's two of you
proven

>>6733407
Who dat?

>>6731829
it's in-fee-nee-toom

>>6732407
resources when

>>6733491
urn-finni-term

>>6733073
I hate him. He has physics disease, where you become convinced you've mastered disciplines by osmosis because you were just awesome at your main discipline.

>>6733378
my sides I wish I was sober... gonna make ghat my backgroundd for wen i wake up

here's an amazing fact: This meme is fucking garbage

Fuck off with this shit to >>>/b/

Sage and report.

>>6733739

>>6733739

>report

Oh noes, people are enjoying themselves, can't have that!

The mods will laugh at you.

>>6731814

>Dr. Naruto

>>6731892

>>6733751
Fuck off shitposter. Your unfunny peurile garbage has always been deleted in the past

>>/sci/thread/S6717499
>>/sci/thread/S6706969
>>/sci/thread/S6467615
>>/sci/thread/S6463483
>>/sci/thread/S6454416
>>/sci/thread/S5932314

>>6732904
>It's actually just a drawing
Every fucking time

>>6733671
This is stupid. When you are blown up with a bomb, it's instantaneous and virtually painless. With chemicals it can be a slow and painful death.

a favorite

>>6733790
same with a guillotine
I'd rather have my head cut clean off and go unconscious near instantly than sit around fully conscious having to think about the fact I'm going to slowly die with needles in my arms and shit

At the core of our planet is a clogged up black hole, and that's why we have gravity.

>>6733835
I thought the jewluminardi got the reptile aliens to convert it into a pump so the ocean water that falls through the holes between plates gets pumped back into rivers with brainwashing chemicals

>>6732904
Am I being tricked?

Where is the beatiful young woman so I may fap?

>>6733737
My sides

>>6733120
>dat name

Truly a standout mind of our times

scien is so beatufil thank you for your contribution niel

>>6733737
This one is really good. I think someone could definitely fall for it.

>>6731942
God I hate this woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0c5yClip4o

>>6732364

>>6733737
>mfw I fell for this

also, nice get

>>6734117
I tried this. Infinite magnification is impossible because of the photonic interactions between the tachyons and God particles.

>>6734124

>>6734098

>top kek

Op here Thanks mate good formalization.

>>6734128
I fucking love you.

>>6734098


My turn

>>6733073

don't know about /sci/ but who gives a shit. this is 4chan, everyone probably hates everything.

But he is a douche. Unable to accept that blind spots in humanity's logic doesn't mean there "nothing" there, and is willing to ruin the small bit of hope most of humanity clings to.

>>6734124
>>6734128
>>6734163

samefag cut that shit out

>>6734198
I don't really feel like proving you wrong

>>6734223
kek

>>6734186
Hes against religious people having a say at the levels they do, so much so that religious organizations can skip taxes and decide what is taught in schools.

I feel the hate against him is part of the hipster-ism to dislike atheism just cause teenagers are vocal about it.

>>6734232
He's really dickish about it.
I can't stand watching him talking about religion.

He's cool when he talks about bio though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1a1Ek-HD0

>>6733781

These are links to what, exactly?

>>6734251
A trashcan next to the post number means the post was deleted before it fell off the board.
So either OP deleted his unfunny thread (now impossible) or it was deleted by a mod/janitor for some reason.

>this fucking stupid meme was originally supposed to be about just barely plausible (to retards) fake quotes to trick facebook idiots into sharing obviously ludicrous science "facts"
>the long term comedy would have been amazing
>in the very first thread, it turned into "There are more suns in my gay black ass than a billion suns inside an atom, smoke weed every day - Aunt Jemima Tyson"
>tfw you still laugh but you know it could have been so much better

>>6734241
Only sometimes. He can contain himself when hes asked absolutely retarded questions by people like that old Fox news faggot or Ben Stein.

I find dickishness fine if the person has the intelligence and knowledge to justify it. And its usually the result of the people who engage them doing so in an uncouth manner.

And Dawkins appears to be the stereotypical Englishman; cultured and well spoken. This is rather obvious if you see him and Black science man talk.

>>6733781
>A genius such as myself has no need for laughter

>>6732609
>>6732646

"I'm just a speck standing on a speck, with a bunch of other specks - the Earth is a speck, right? Just a speck, orbiting the sun, completely unremarkable star, nothing special about it... I'm a speck, standing on a speck, with a bunch of other specks, orbiting a speck, with other specks, in the middle of specklessness! I suck! I am nothing!

But my brain, which is only this big - I can use that to imagine all of this!"

- Bill Nye, TAM 2014 - Bill Nye - Keynote talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENyyRwxpHo

>>6734277
Op here.

I´m sorry things didn´t turn out the way you wanted to :(

>>6734295
If they were funny it'd be one thing.
They're just anti-intellectual and defaming.

>>6734319

>anti-intellectual

>>6734241
I used to think he was a massive tool, but as I've progressed with my degree I realize he knows exactly what he's talking about and I agree with him on a lot of stuff.

But the thing is, he basically says "These are the facts, if you don't accept them you're an idiot". He's right about the facts but he's so abrasive that it can make people ignore the science and focus on his attitude. I prefer an approach that encourages people to learn, not just tell them they're wrong.

>>6734277
Make your own then, be the change you want to see :^)

>>6734330
> implying anti-intellectualism isn't what's wrong with this country

Look at Morgan Freeman , a pot-head actor(nothing wrong with that ), and he relays more cutting edge science. Science needs lay people that can convey ideas and science speculation. Cosmos was really good but it lacked a gripping edge it so direly needed.

>>6734420

>implying everyone is amurican

>>6734436
> implying you're on the right board
>>>/int/

>>6734468

top kek

>>6733737

I dont get it :(

>>6731830
I disagree. Upon sticking your finger up a chimp's ass, you can clearly feel your arms being torn off.

>>6731771

>>6731841
Wait. I've thought about this before. What if space is an illusion and things just get smaller or bigger from the observers prospective. If the universe is a computer then this would save space

>>6734439
fukken saved

>>6732429
>>6733378
These two rekt me

>>6731814
>people who think the universes are just created out of nowhere
The universes already exist.

>>6733389

>It takes longer to fly from the US to China than it takes to move from one end of the solar system to the other

K

Requesting Nick Tosla

>>6734487
Theres one star in our solar system faggot

>>6734635
Topkek

>>6734136
Wasn't Einstein inspired by imagining what it might be like to ride a photon?

>>6732904
holy shit
im not from the US and i have no fucking clue what mississipi looks like but when i saw the map i thought of mississipi

>>6734786
Sublimual messaging, maybe? Like your conscience had already seen it before.

>>6731796
>SmokeDeGrasse Tyson

>>6734480
Too soon

>>6734833

>>6734412
He tells that to the people who think they're right; people who say that evolution is a myth etc. They are wrong and idiots by some definitions of the word.

If you were genuinely interested, I'm sure he'd be welcoming.

>>6734506

Jesus i almost died reading this

10/19

>>6734833
this is... so feynman.

>>6734098
Dawkins voice makes these so much better

>>6734948

>>6732398
ok then Isaac, get back to work. It's been 7 years

He speaks in LaTeX