/sci/ - Science & Math

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>>6383778
Richard Darwin is a very bright man indeed. And so handsome!

>>6383778
I don't understand this one.

>>6383778
Why did this make me laugh. Wtf does it even mean.

This one is my absolute favourite

>>6385568
This one is actually accurate. Feynman got all the ladies.
>>6385556
I laughed out loud.

>>6385556
lel

>>6385556
Help me understand this.

Is he saying the way you find any prime number is to think of a prime number, then go to the next prime? Something to that extent?

>>6385779
Pretty much, though the "arbitrary" makes it funny.

>>6385779
Yeah but with just enough maths terminology to make it almost sound legit

>>6383802
I'd contribute $100 to that cause.

>>6383777
Oh fuck I lolled

>>6385779
Also, there's a subtle divide by zero joke in there too.

Straight Up

>>6385722
This is a real quote

>>6386122
Also true. Just because you don't understand the quote, doesn't make it funny. Go to school anon.

>>6386312
The Tyson quote isn't true at all. It implies infinite descent.

>>6386312
>cool science facts
How did you come to the conclusion it was posted as joke?

>>6386312
>Also true. Just because you don't understand the quote, doesn't make it funny. Go to school anon.
Wat. Firstly you can't see atoms, secondly it implies there's an infinite number of smaller and smaller subatomic particles.

>>6386357
>You can't see atoms
Then what the fuck do you see, smart one?

>>6386365
I see you being a faggot

>>6386365
Photons

>>6386357
What are Scanning tunneling microscopy

>>6386385
I was addressing his logic that "you can't see one atom therefore you can't see billions of them." I didn't mean that you're actually seeing atoms directly.

>>6386312
>every atom you see was once made of its constituent parts
>was once

I can see this confusing people

Personal favorite.

>>6383349
You are like a disjointed operator space whose existence was invented by a poor downsyndrome child and applied over the algebraically closed field of reals to produce a nonsense answer whose work ,when observed, is only capable of summoning the savage beating of a father that is immeasurably upset that his only and best sperm capable of conquoring your ape of a mother's womb was invariably degenerate and retarded.

>>6387417
Shoot up with a higher purity next time, hopefully it will get the job done you annoying tramp.

>>6386901

discrete infinity > continuous infinity

>>6386901
Okay let me guess!
It's funny because the fact that there are more real numbers between 0 and 100 than there are between 0 and 1 has nothing to do with how big the real number line is...
Yes? Did I ruin it?

>>6383349
Does ANYONE have the one of Neil talking about dropping acid and staring at the Sun??

It was one of the first one's I ever saw, and I still think it's the funniest of him.

>>6387408
Pretty damn funny, anon!

>>6386311
Vote for: "Neutron stars are so dense that one gram of it would weigh as much as a small whale."

>>6387633
enjoy anon

>>6387633

this is just like a less funny version of the tim and eric sketch

>>6387408
fucking lol'd

This threads makes me feel euphoric

>>6388472

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>>6388548

>>6388519
Technically true. This fact makes me quite euphoric.

>>6388549

>>6388552

>>6388562
Brilliant. Thanks for the dump, anon!

>>6388563
>>6388562
I'm only getting started.

>>6388567
Haha thanks. I'll stick around and fill up my folder.

>>6388567

>>6388570

Post some Feynmans

>>6388571

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>>6388610
Last one.

>>6383349
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>>6383778
Dawkins is secretly a follower of the Helix.

>>6388479
I love this one

>>6388510
>implying that's not true

>>6388551
that's because God exists outside the universe

>>6388768
not for pantheists

>>6388792

But... but... Isn't this true anon?

>>6389022
That's not stephen hawking, that's jean luc picard, captain of the USS Voyager you fucking pleb.

>>6389062
That's Stephen Hawking i can tell it because i saw him on Walker, Texas Ranger.

>>6389075
You're dumb. Stephen Dawkins can't walk.

>>6389095
You're right, i have mistaken Stephen Dawkins with Michu Naruto.

>>6388589
lmao

>>6389062
>That's not stephen hawking, that's jean luc picard, captain of the USS Voyager you fucking pleb.

>United Federation of Planets

>Star Fleet

>U.S.S

Guys? Seriously?

>>6387685
It's funny cause its true.

>>6389694

>>6389694
lol, i was going to say that

>>6383802
Why has this never been done before?

I mean like YOLO

Just put a bunch of animals with gopro's there, like 100 or so, and see what will happen.

Some might die but it's like a giant leap for mankind right?

>>6385548
This is what athiests actually believe

>>6388572

>>6385638
So God was Inconsistent because people observed the bible many times in those days? God is only God is he is not observed? So God is unmovable energy?

>>6392428
nigga be lookin' like anne frank

>>6392428
YES, MORE

>>6392603

>>6387685
never change /sci/

>>6392428
I can actually see Feynman coming up with this line.

>>6389062
>USS Voyager
This made me cringe even if it's just troll, how fucked up am I?

>>6388593
this on is brilliant

What is all of this without the greatest sage of our time? He so humbly calls himself Morgan Freeman, what is this 2011?

>>6392872
It's my fave. And I like how it's pretty close to what he actually said.

>>6388510
>stop ruining it!

>>6387620
[0, 1] and [0, 100] on the real line have the same cardinality

>>6392865
You're on /sci/ in a thread dedicated to fake science quotes. You've got worse problems.

>>6388610
he would say that irl thogh

>>6393459
He has said stupider things. Just watch "The Universe". Keep tissues handy, because he'll make you cry(WHY IS HE SO GODDAMN RETARDED?! A-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO!).

>>6386901
there are an infinite number of real numbers between both intervals.

>>6392610
>Richard "Dick" Feynman
Why is this so good.

These remind me so much of Look Around You, it's a fake science programme and is fucking hilarious.

>>6387408
fukkin saved

>>6386368
lost it

>>6388581

i met god

>>6388519
lol'd

>>6393720
Nice!

>>6393926
Not at night faggot

>>6393926
not an ice sun
captcha: iesucka dicere

>>6393950

>>6393954

>>6393950

Not sure how many more I have that haven't already been posted.

>>6393957
This may be the last of it.

>>6393773
top lel

>>6393961
but 4chan sage is pronounced sah-geh, the japanese verb, so it doesnt work in my head

>>6386357
>2014
Still using
>firstly
>secondly

>>6386385
Are you dumb?

>>6387408
I hope people are noticinh the multiple jokes within this joke

>>6388895
>adding an infinite amount of numbers

>>6393948
Your captcha isn't cool or anything funny

>>6394502
>still using memes from 2010

any templates?

>>6396069
Find an image the person you want to make a quote of, open it on paint and give it the same background, then put some silly quote he might actually say.

Just find a picture and stick a quote on it dumbass

>>6393726
hue

bump

>>6388581
>>6388581
I love this one
I love this whole thred

>>6394534
It actually is

>>6389763
That joke was lame.

>>6397709
ur mom was lame in bed last night

>>6385568
>>6385610
Feynman drew lots of naked chicks. He liked them chubby lel.

>>6398503
Proof.

>>6388481
fucking lost it

>>6388488
Yup, seems like something Richard Dawkins would actually say for sure.

>>6391808
:^)

>>6393672
>Richard "Dick" Feynman
>Why is this so good.
i dont get it.

Dick was his name. pic related

>>6399417
pic

>>6386312
Successful troll.

>>6393628
But some infinities are bigger than others.

>>6399419
>Zeidler

You just went full pop sci.

>>6389694
Not necessarily.

>>6399424
how is Zeidler popsci?

Bumpin for someone finding a gem.

>>6386368
fuck.

>>6386901
this is actually true, it would be false if it said there are more integers between 0 and 100 than real numbers between 0 and 1

>>6400969
No, it's false.

the entire real number line can be mapped to the interval [0, 1], or any interval for that matter.

>>6399410
>quantumskeletons

2spooky4me

>>6391807
You do know they simply wouldn't be able to live there unless Mars is terraformed. There also would be the problem of even getting that much mass to it.

>Neil deGrasse

>first time on the board
>first thread I see

Don't know how I feel.

>>6401936
it would be a better bet to put some bacteria there and see what happens

>>6393719
ooooh, now I get it

the whole monkey argument
why creationist use it
they believe that evolution means that all the monkeys would evolve to humans

>>6388895
different kind of addition bruh

>>6402241
6402242

>>6394528
this retard

>>6404980
>cuckold

>>6405239
>Michio Bukkake
Didn't see that cuming

>>6404980
This one is really good.

>>6404980
Great job anon

>>6385722
>simply theory
blew it son

>>6386315
It's not infinite decent. The constituent parts of hydrogen aren't atoms; they electrons and protons. This ends the recursion.

>>6399410
Someone posted this quote here the other day. Can't remember the thread unfortunately.

Literally wtf.

>quantumskeletons

The fuck are you guys on about?

>>6404157
quote of the year

did you know that if all the holocoust victims were to be burried earth would extend by 10%

Okay so I'm just now watching it. This is pure bullshit. I can't take it. There's so much wrong starting with this retarded looking space ship.

>many of us believe in the multiverse as bubbles!
>you can see infrared!
>there was only one man on earth that thought the earth wasn't the center
>no freedom of thought in italy
>holy shit this analogy with a boundary is so fucking wrong, nice fallacy with there has to be a wall or not a wall
>this cartoon bullshit is too much

I'm only 22 minutes in, I can't take much more.

>>6399410
Everything boils down to refrigerators.

>>6405632
It seemed to me that it is really meant to be a kids show, not really targeted at anyone with beyond high school level of knowledge.

>>6405632
Are....you kidding us right now?

Wait, nobody could really make this kind of logic leap to make the assumptions you are...

I was almost fooled until I saw the Fox News screencap

>>6405647
What happens if you boil a refrigerator? Do you just get another refrigerator? Can it not be boiled down any further?

>>6405823
That, my friend, is one of the great mysteries of the universe.

>>6405286
t hanks

>>6405406
It was so good I had to give it its own picture. Someone responded with "/sci/ in a nutshell"

>>6405823
>>6405826

>>6386279
It's not a joke, it's hardly a reference.

>>6406356
...y...you get a broken and heat damaged refrigerator?

>>6399422
Not in this instance they ain't.

>>6388490
It's Nikola motherfucking Tesla

>>6406356
You get infinite refrigerators, Whirlpool has know this secret and has made a massive profit out of it.

>>6401982

they would die

>>6393950
My absolute favorite.

I'm amazed /sci/ has been going on with new material on this thread.

Keep up.

>>6388578
The number of atoms in the universe > The number of stars in the universe > The number of stars in our galaxy

The text in your picture is incorrect.

>>6410274
Science isn't about facts man, it's about enjoying nature and looking at the stars.

>>6410274

No faggot.

The number of stars in our galaxy < The number of stars in the universe < The number of atoms in the universe

>>6410296
>>6410274
You're both wrong.

The number of stars in an atom > the number of atoms in the universe > the number of galaxies in a star.

>>6410307
>>6410296
>>6410274
dumbfucks in the universe>the number of jerks in the universe>the number of people that know what they are talking about

>>6385722
he only said this to keep his wife happy and because he started to second guess himself towards the end of his life because of fears of his own mortality, don't get me wrong i'm not dissing the guy though

>>6391807
if we put 1/4 of earth's organic material on mars and multiplied it x4, the outer layers of dead animals and plants would form an atmosphere for organisms to evolve from bacteria is the centre of this organic mound.

These are some really great science facts, thanks posters.

can someone post the template?

>>6411589
Just find a picture of a scientist and slap some text on, it's not rocket science.

>>6411594
i meant the neil de grasse superimposed on a galaxy image that's used often

oh well

>>6411603
You mean this one?

>>6411614
yea thanks a lot

>>6410307
Yeah this one is true, you other people need to read some Geometry books.

>>6386407
Rofl, good point.

>>6393398
Which is?

>>6411869
c

>>6411594
Is it bad that i could actually imagine him doing that a la Clint Eastwood?

>>6411880
Might wanna crop that

>>6388734
ACTUALLY

MOST STAR SYSTEMS IN THE UNIVERSE ARE BINARY STAR SYSTEMS, CONSISTING OF TWO STARS ORBITING EACHOTHER.

Just wanted to share that.

>>6412636
>not Niel DeGrassi Tyrone

>>6411594
my fucking sides

>>6412651
not as fun as using the default image but still bretty gud

bump

>>6383349

>>6411594
Ha, this one is good.

>>6416178
I love the stupid political jibe at the end of this one.

Oh my god this is legit. Almost expected to see that NDT picture when I clicked the link.

>>6388477
Is that true?

>>6416219
Yes. Watch, take a deep breath at 21:15. I'll take one too and you'll notice there'll be slightly less air available to inhale.

>>6416230
>will guy the science nye
lelllll

>>6416213
Me too anon, fooled me for a second there.

>>6405632
>There's so much wrong starting with this retarded looking space ship.

>he never watched cosmos

>>6385568

I studied him a lot during middle school (had to know enough to pretend to be him for a class project), and I can say that this is true. He was quite the ladies' man

Ask black science guy if he believes in god

>>6418708
>Nail De Crass Thaisun
lel

>>6393726
H-he actually did say that.

test

>>6419294
failed

>>6420699
Subtle.

>>6383349

>>6420768

>>6405632
fact: the multi verse is not science
it was never implied only one person didn't believe earth was the center
the wall analogy was an early theory

>>6388595
PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCKING BELIEVE THIS THOUGH THAT'S THE JOKE

>>6420768
>>6420770
nice