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6250334 No.6250334 [Reply] [Original]

FAKE quote thread please?

I need more of these

thanks

>> No.6250341

>>6250334
bumping for joy

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>> No.6250493

>>6250416
I would not be surprised if he actually said that.

>> No.6250529

>>6250416
Global warming: SOLVED

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The first one I ever saw in one of these threads. Still my favorite.

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Here's another.

>> No.6250552

>>6250543
classic SmokeDeGrasse Tyson

>> No.6250557

Why does everyone like this nigger again?

>> No.6250560

>>6250557
He's an outspoken atheist and a minority

>> No.6250562

>>6250547
Are you sure Asimov didn't say that?

>> No.6250567

>>6250560
Fair enough.

>> No.6250574

>>6250547
>>6250562
I'm like 90% sure that Asimov actually said that.

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>>6250567
>>6250560
Greatest scientist of our generation

>> No.6250619

>>6250536
/r/ing the one like this but "There are more grains of sand on the beach than stars in the universe"

Also does anyone have Carl Sagan "If every human took a breathe at the same time we would all suffocate due to lack of oxygen"

Finally, I almost never come to /sci/. Did you guys make this meme, or le reddit? Because I love it and I hope it's from 4chan proper.

>> No.6250623

>>6250560
He gives a speech on youtube about how he's a "nothing". He doesn't specify what he is at all. How can you be the science board and not know this?

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>>6250536

>> No.6251048

>>6250981
I was about to post this. Best pic NA

>> No.6251062

>>6250560
hes not an atheist http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_Tyson

but he is one of the biggest blowhards in the history of the fucking universe

>> No.6251064

>>6250981

It's the only one thats funny too

>> No.6251120

>>6250547
this one is NOT FAKE

>> No.6251152

>>6251120
very good, Asimov quotes are always real in these threads to show how insane he was.

>> No.6251192

>>6250416
This is what liberals actually believe.

>> No.6251199

>>6251062
/sci/ really is like the 50's snob scientific community, where people who promote science to the masses weren't appreciated. Actual scientists who do actual science appreciate public figures who do a good job of promoting science. At the very least, it's hell of a lot more noble than pretending you're some sort of authority on the internet.

>> No.6251203

>>6251199
>missing the entire point of why everybody hates min
nice.

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real quote

>> No.6251261

>>6251228
shit bro
I was literally just about to post that one

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>>6250334
some of these are so shit, are you guys even trying??

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>>6252032
<<<

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>>6252048
that one is less good because it's too easy to see that it's fake
good ones are more believable.

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>>6252050
true

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>>6252054
ahahahh! nice, i like that one

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>>6252055
Last

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>>6252069
ahahah! nice!
saved

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>> No.6252084

ascendexistence.com/quotes

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>>6252079
huh, thought i had more if these .must have forgot to save them

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>> No.6252102

>>6252087
I feel like someone actually said that.

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>>6252102
well yeh, but it aint hawkins or dawkins
i just saved it coz it seemed fairly random and humourous, coz it;'s so obviously wrong, yaknow?
the guy who actually said the quote was probably some creation 'scientist' fucktard

>> No.6252197

>>6251120
>>6250574
>>6250562
That's the joke.

>> No.6252252

Does anyone have the Gregor "Mendeleev" one?

>> No.6252255

>>6252252
i think its already itt?

>> No.6252269

>>6252252
If you're referring to
>>6252054
No, that's not the one

>> No.6252279

>>6250409
what does this even?

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>>6252279
ahahhaha!! nice. wow, that is my new favorite one. ever.

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>> No.6252318

>>6252023
>>6252020
lold

>> No.6252355

>>6252042
I don't know why I liked that one so much

>> No.6252359

>>6250981
oh holy fuck

>> No.6252367

>>6250547
kek, Asimov totally said that. well played, Anon.

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>> No.6252386

more neil grass

dank 420 shit

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>> No.6252671

>>6252069

>black science man

Gets me every fucking time.

>> No.6255647

bumping this