/sci/ - Science & Math

>>6240288
the fuck is a scifu?
also, that's one ugly bitch, srisly

Still EK.

>>6240288
EK

>>6240304
>>6240307
guys wtf? she hasnt posted for more than half a year....

>>6240309
>she hasnt posted for more than half a year....
>tfw
But love lasts.

>>6240313
>love
dont be a fuck /r9k/fag, it's text on a fucking image board

>>6240309
I say her less than a month ago, she just doesnt use her trip anymore.

>>6240313
>love
dont be an /r9k/fag, it's just text on an image board

>>6240324
>implying text on a screen cant influence chemicals in the brain

>>6240324
Mate, this is a waifu thread. Here you don't have to suppress your instincts and feelings. Be yourself and cherish your /sci/fu.

>>6240327
oh please, if that were true then by now science would have already figured out the perfect 'text on a screen' combination and you'd just need to open up the file, read it, and then feel really really fucking happy.

>>6240329
has it ever occurred to you guys that obsessing over women and having 'waifu's to 'cherish or 'worship' is actually a turn off?
guys are supposed to be manly, like a bit distant and stuff. if you're all
>oh let me do whatever i can to please you your highness
then it just seems kinda like they own you, and theres no challenge or anything to try to shoot for, you know?

let me put it this way, you know the old beta /r9k/ speel of
>hurr durr why do girls only go for assholes i'm a nice guy a-bloo-bloo-bloo
??
yeh? well theres actually a reason behind that, altho they seem to miss the point.
it's not that girls like assholes, it's just that believe it or not someone who is a bit of an emotionally distant dick is actually preferable to a fucking 'nice guy' pathetic beta

>>6240330
its called jokes. you read them and feel happy. and

>if that were true then by now science would have already figured out the perfect 'text on a screen' combination
wat. that makes no sense.

>viruses cause diseases
>if that were true then by now science would have already figured out the perfect way to stop all diseases by killing the viruses

>>6240339
>wat. that makes no sense.
yes it does. like you said, jokes make a person feel happy. so you just find the perfect joke (i dunno, fucking vote on it or something) and then..oh wait, i just realised, a joke only works once, then you dont find it as funny reading it again.
alright, fuck it

>>6240338
nice strawmen
you dont know what the purpose of a waifu actually is, do you?

>waifu's to 'cherish or 'worship' is actually a turn off?
>kinda like they own you
>hurr durr why do girls only go for assholes i'm a nice guy a-bloo-bloo-bloo

this has nothing to do with waifus

and why would I want to attract other woman and cheat on my waifu?

>>6240338

>>6240345
the fuck is that even supposed to mean??
oh 'into the trash it goes' huh?
fuck you, im right

>>6240344
so are you saying that we have cured all diseases? when did this happen?

>hur bacteria dont cause diseases because antibiotics only works once or twice then they build up immunity

>>6240351
>so are you saying that we have cured all diseases? when did this happen?
obviously i never said that. the 2 aint even comparable and you know it. bloody strawmen arguments...

The problem with /sci/fus is that they are so few and most aren't that physically attractive ;-(

>>6240353
> the 2 aint even comparable
its the exact same situation.

>>6240359
fisrt of all, i already retracted with this: >>6240344
>alright, fuck it
and we both know that bacteria can evolve resistance, so new antibiotics are needed.
and like i said, new jokes are still needed, because they get less funny each time you hear it.

She won the Intel Science Talent Search in 2010.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxsyHdk9fPI

She looks better with long hair, but HOLY SHIT she has the best childbearing hips I've ever seen on a nerd.

>>6240367
yep, shes hot. agreed, better with long hair - get in my fucking /s/ folder you beautiful bitch

>>6240367
>Dodgers body type

No but to be honest, nice /sci/fu. The one posted in the previous thread is also top tier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0rZUSFX_N0

EK naturally

Also EK pls stop shilling

>>6240367

Funny enough, one night while bored as fuck I came across a DeviantArt page that spewed a lot of hatred towards ISTS winners...namely this girl. It was run by some ugly freak girl who attended a community college. Go figure.

>>6240408
well the only reason she won is because her dad was rich enough to do the project for her.

pic related. most attractive scientist/inventor who ever lived

>>6240422
Hnnnnggg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-Ygkfx4mI

Abbie Smith

>>6240436
hah! fucking knew someone would post that eventually :D

>>6240434
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr#Frequency-hopping_spread-spectrum_invention

My scifu is the "Hitchen's razor" girl.

>>6240453
>wanted to be an inventor to help war effort
>told to sell war bonds

>>6240454
pics plz

>>6240409

>HUR PRIVILEGE!

>>6240454
Thank you, anon.

>>6241497
PICS PLZ!

>>6240449
in her shark hat :3

>>6241503
you'd fuck her while she wears the shark hat?
strange fetish, anon

>>6241514
She is not even my waifu, I just used her as an opportunity to post my favourite smiley :3
But yea, I guess I would bang her with the shark hat on.

>>6240372
Holy shit! She's amazing! And she's actually funny too. Fuck...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZe3sURr5h0

>>6240348
very good reaction image. saved

I'm my own scifu.

yup

>>6243194
EK, is that you?