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ITT: We talks about which scientists or mathematician we absolutely hate.

Pic related, it's Harry Nyquist. His work is nonsense and derivative. He's like, "Hey, this works. Let's just draw a whole bunch of circles instead." He doesn't hold a candle to Claude Shannon or Hendrik Bode. End story.

>> No.6223354
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>>6223350
havent heard of any of those twats
IIRC this is /sci/ not /hist/ so fuck off with your old dead white guys, cunt

>> No.6223355

>>6223354
>old dead white guys
but ...old dead white guys pretty much made science.

>> No.6223360

>>6223355
meh. it's an ongoing process. the shit we're doing now is far more important.

>> No.6223362

>>6223354
Is he too engineer for you, pleb?

>> No.6223365

>>6223360
More improtant than newton?wolfgang pauli?feynamn?gauss?euler?lapalace?heisenberg?schroedinger?

standing on the shoulders of giants freind.

>> No.6223363

You fucking pleb.
Nyquist is the best example of mathematicians using mathematical tools for engineering purposes.

Fyi, nyquist's criteria works based on the residue theorem.
Bode did the same thing.

If
Anything, thanks to Bell labs, you can drive your car without killing three people each time you go to your local drive thru

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>>6223362
nothing wrong with being too engineer. i aint homophobic
<<<

>> No.6223368

>>6223365
pfftchhch! fuck newton. i would have worked out half of that shit pre-teen if that faggot hadnt done it first.

>> No.6223371

>>6223368
uhuh, yeah, sure.

>> No.6223376

>>6223363
Nope. Anything Nyquist can do, Bode can do better. Take an integrator for example. Bode says the phase is constant. Nyquist doesn't. What the hell sense does that make?

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>>6223371
oh what, a fucking apple falls on that clumbsy cunts head and he's all like 'uh hurr durr i haz discovered gavitay umkay?' i fucking worked out what gravity was before i fully learned how to speak english. it's pretty fucking basic.

>> No.6223380

>>6223377
......
you actually think he discovered gravity?
here anon, educate yourself

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton's_law_of_universal_gravitation

>> No.6223382

>>6223377
Also, that calculus stuff is pretty useful.

>> No.6223383

>>6223376
Are you even trying bro
Bode doesn'e even work if their is a pole with positive real part in the open loop.

>> No.6223388

>>6223383
Then root locus. Either way, you have a better tool than the Nyquist plot. Matlab can't even handle the abstraction of Nyquist. How is that useful at all?

>> No.6223393

>>6223382
yeh, but i'd have figured that out too.
i'm pretty sure i actually did, come to think of it. i was rearrangeing some shit and came up with the quadratic formula before i'd even been taught it.
seriously, i was born in the wrong time. i'd be a millionaire by now if my genius hadn';t already been unravelled by boring twats who lived a few fucking centuries too early.

>> No.6223397

>>6223393
same lol xD

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>>6223397
oh yeah?? what would you have discovered?

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>>6223400
everything this guy and Pythagorus did, plus literary skills of wolfgang von goethe, mozarts musical skill and beethovens swag./

>> No.6223411

>>6223402
old music is way inferior to modern music. when i actually get round to making a decent song, it'l be way better than fucking mozart.

>> No.6223419

>>6223354
speaking of fucking old white guys, hows ur mum

>> No.6223422

>>6223365

just remove that gay shithead feynmanowitz from that list and it will be just right

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>>6223419
hah! oh snap!
she's fine, thanks for asking

>> No.6223431

Hurr durr durr
I'm Nyquist
No greater than half the sampling rate
I draw with crayons.

>> No.6223439

>>6223431
fuck you, crayons are fucking awesome brah

>> No.6223476

omg I love you.
fuck Nyquist and his plot.

>> No.6223542

>>6223476
I love you too, even if you have infinite gain where you don't have phase.

>> No.6223544

>>6223542
what's the transfer function?
my controls was very brief and not rigorous

>> No.6223552

>>6223360
all of digital media depends upon Nyquist faget

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>>6223439
crayons are racist brother

like math is racist

>> No.6223626

>>6223552
Shannon did most of what you think Nyquist did. You don't know dick.

>> No.6223629

Faraday.

Dude gets way too much credit in my view. Any experimentalist (ie. trained monkey) could wave some copper wire near some magnets and do what he did.

He needed Maxwell to do all his mathematics for him.

>> No.6223633

>>6223626
When he wasn't stealing everyone else's ideas, Shannon was too busy stacking cannon balls in 24 dimensions to bother with anything else.

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This bitch ripped off Nikolai Tesla's work and got recognition for all of it because muh 'murica

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>>6223350

I don't hate Turing, but I'm sick of people telling the story of the tragic suicide poisoned apple because he was so persecuted ;_;

When in reality he killed his retarded ass accidentally by breathing cyanide vapors in his lab.

>> No.6224939

>>6223833
It's good to know fucking everything about the minute detail and motivation of someone else's actions, you insufferable twat.

>> No.6224948

>>6223377
>all this edge

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>>6223633
>Shannon was too busy stacking cannon balls in 24 dimensions to bother with anything else

What the fuck is wrong with that? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'll fight you.

>> No.6226001

>>6223629
>Any experimentalist (ie. trained monkey) could wave some copper wire
But none of them did.

You could say "anyone could have done it" about a great many seminal experiments in science. In fact, I would say that only an experiment that anyone could do is a good experiment - that means it's simple, easy to understand and interpret, easy to modify, adapt or build on, and easy to reproduce (crucial!).

Michael Eisen says in his blog:
>But I made the science so egregiously bad that no competent peer reviewer would accept it. The approach was deeply flawed – there were poor or absent controls in every figure. I used ludicrously elaborate experiments where simple ones would have done. And I failed to include a simple, obvious experiment that would have definitively shown that arsenic was really in the bacteria’s DNA. I then submitted the paper to Science, punching up the impact the work would have on our understanding of extraterrestrials and the origins of life on Earth in the cover letter. And what do you know? They accepted it!

Arguably the whole GFAJ disaster could have been avoided if the experiments were such that "anyone could do them" (although to be fair, the reviewers apparently thought the experiments were good).

>> No.6226016

>>6223833
>The case, Regina v. Turing and Murray, was brought to trial on 31 March 1952,[93] when Turing was convicted and given a choice between imprisonment and probation, which would be conditional on his agreement to undergo hormonal treatment designed to reduce libido. He accepted the option of treatment via injections of stilboestrol, a synthetic oestrogen; this treatment was continued for the course of one year. The treatment rendered Turing impotent and caused gynaecomastia,[94] fulfilling in the literal sense, Turing's prediction that "no doubt I shall emerge from it all a different man, but quite who I've not found out".
I dunno, sounds pretty shitty.

What do you think about all the convenient coincidences?

>On 8 June 1954, Turing's cleaner found him dead. He had died the previous day. A post-mortem examination established that the cause of death was cyanide poisoning. When his body was discovered, an apple lay half-eaten beside his bed, and although the apple was not tested for cyanide,[100] it was speculated that this was the means by which a fatal dose was consumed. This suspicion was strengthened when his fascination with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was revealed, especially the transformation of the Queen into the Witch and the ambiguity of the poisoned apple.[101] An inquest determined that he had committed suicide, and he was cremated at Woking Crematorium on 12 June 1954.[102] Turing's ashes were scattered there, just as his father's had been.

>Biographer Andrew Hodges suggests that Turing may have arranged the cyanide experiment deliberately, to give his mother some plausible deniability.[106]