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6161881 No.6161881 [Reply] [Original]

Well, I just got my masters in evolutionary biology.

What now?

>> No.6161901

look behind you without turning your eyes or head

>> No.6161906

Find yourself a husband

>> No.6161907

I heard subway is hiring start there.

>> No.6161909
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6161909

>>6161881
Improve our evolution.

>> No.6161910

>>6161907
Biology has a huge array of career opportunities.

>> No.6161922

>>6161910
When they have a heavy lab component, yes. Evolutionary Biology as a major is a joke. Might as well do as Dawkins and write books on philosophy.

>> No.6161919

Why did you study an outdated theory?

>> No.6161927

Back in 2011 this thread would have been flooded with costanza.jpg and >biology >a hard science.

Shit was so lulzy 2 years ago. Why did /sci/ become so boring?

>> No.6161930

Stop playing Spore

>> No.6161936

troll on sci and flip burgers

>> No.6161938

>>6161927
that meme was never funny you pleb fuck
stop coming to /sci/ for comedy

>> No.6161951

>>6161938
>stop coming to /sci/ for comedy

Stop making /sci/ so funny.

>> No.6161961

>>6161881
work for monsanto

>> No.6161992

>>6161881
Get a PhD?

>> No.6161993

>>6161961
Monsanto's going to want someone that has experience when it comes to biochemistry, genetics, cell/molecular bio and botany. You know, actual science not a general biology degree duct taped with a minor in stats.

>> No.6162000

>>6161993

Hope OP had an internship the entire time.

>> No.6162016

Get a TV show

>> No.6162018
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>>6161881
>Well, I just got my masters in evolutionary biology.

Submit your application!

>> No.6162026

>>6161881

Learn computer programming, become an expert in it, make huge cash in computational modelling of biological evolution research.

>> No.6162054

Congrats! Have a drink, bang some floozies, and pick a fight with a creationist.

>> No.6162183

Get raped by fundamentalists.

>> No.6162220
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6162220

If natural selection only keeps superior traits, then why aren't predators in the North Pole, for example polar bears, don't have black hair. It would make sunlight attracted to them more easily, and therefore help them survive better in the cold.
Checkmate, atheists.

>> No.6162225

>>6161881
tell me about the evolution of material to organic

>> No.6162389

time to grow a neck beard and buy a fedora.

>> No.6162394

>>6162220

Because there was never any kind of black polar bear

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>>6161881
>evolutionary biology

OP, are you euphoric?