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mathematically wrong, so fails as joke

>>6065876
Cant even physics joke

Only because the accepted definition of "mass" has come to be equivalent to the old concept of rest mass, while the concept of relativistic mass has become unfashionable and nonstandard.

>>6065879
>>6065880
>>6065883

Welcome to /sci/ OP

Yo mama so fat, she could collapse the Boötes Void.

I laughed heartily. Thank you for the funny joke.

I literally can't stop laughing. Thanks OP

Your mom is so fat, she weighs the same on the moon.

Your mother is so fat, she went swimming and collapsed the wave function.

>>6067635
How much does the moon weigh?

>>6065876
Yo mom is so fat, there are more atoms in your mom than moms in the enitre universe.
-- Niel DeGrasse Tyson

>>6065999
Thanks I laughed, telt great

Your mother is so fat that when she finds a joke hillarious,she doesn't need to say my sides are in the orbit

>>6068665
nothing it's floating

>>6068671
Someone please make a picture of this.

>>6068671
pls make pictures of this

yo mamas so fat when she stepped on a scale it read her phone #

>>6068671
You fucker

>>6070960
>>6070965

Not sure which font is used.

Yo momma so fat that scales have to use scientific notation

>>6071204
The scale can be purchased online.

Yo momma so fat she is classified obese by healthcare authorities.

>>6070998
Saved. Thank you very much.

Your momma is so fat that her lower parts tend to flow under the pressure regardless of the materials used for construction.

Your momma is so fat her relationship to earth can be described as mutual orbit.

>>6072672
engieneer detected

>>6070998
This is plausible. An average human has trillions of cells alone.

>>6072656
Welcome to /sci/!
Remember, a coherent sheaf is a good as a space itself!

You guys aren't funny, this is reddit teir.

>>6070170
Nope. It's in constant free fall and as such a) has a mass and b) has a weight as it is exposed to the gravitational fields of surrounding celestial bodies.

>>6070998
In comic sans pls

mass doesn't change the fast you go. that's some weid urban legend.

>>6072892
your face

>>6070998
>enitre

>>6072874
It's obviously a joke faggot.

Your mom is so unattractive that she can be modeled as an ideal gas particle.

The joke in OP could also be understood in the way that ur mom is so fat that she has her own inertial reference frame, so that locally her speed is zero even though the space around her moves close to the speed of light.

You mom is so slow that her deBroglie wavelength is visible on a macroscopic scale.

>>6065876
omg, those eyes this old guy is high as hey

>>6073440

More like camera flash bulb in dark room.

>>6073444
soothe yourself

Did Sheldon or Leonard come up with this one?

yo momma's so fat when she moves a finger the earth's poles invert.

>>6073589
It was Sheldon.

>>6074821
Thank you.

Yo mama so fat, she creates her own Higgs field.