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Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that even he himself could not eat it?

>> No.5950114

>>5950112
An omnipotent being is of course able to end his omnipotence. If they choose to do that with a burrito and a microwave, that is their affair.

>> No.5950118

Does a microwave oven that powerful even exist?
I don't think I've ever seen one with even 2000 watt. I'm sure Jesus can handle more.

>> No.5950128

Jesus fed the over 9000, using but a simple packet of ramen.

>> No.5950134

>Jesus
>>>/x/

>> No.5950148

>>5950114
How would you know?
Let me guess, you know and love a man who claims to be Jesus, right?

>> No.5950149

An omnipotent creature is only as powerful as he needs to be. At the moment he creates a burrito so hot he could not eat it, his power grows, and he is able to eat it.

At the point where he microwaves it, he is not, but the second he tries eating it, he is.

Comprende?

I know this because I talked to jesus a couple of days ago and I asked him this very question.

>> No.5950151

>>5950149
Does Jesus eat a lot of burritos?

>> No.5950172
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>>5950149
I don't know much about Jesus--but I read once that when Hitler made popcorn, he put it in the microwave and hit the button that said "Jews"

>> No.5950182

>>5950149

If his power grows so he can eat it whenever he wants to, then he never "couldn't eat it" in the first place.

>> No.5950186

>>5950148
I know because of the definition of omnipotence.

>> No.5950187

>>5950182
agreed, his line of reasoning out of the omnipotence paradox is flawed. the power to end your own omnipotence (by building a wall you couldn't jump) line is better.

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>>5950134

>> No.5950242

>>5950240
>pretending to be a christian

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>>5950242

>> No.5950266

>>5950172

I laughed at that more than I should have

>> No.5950280

>>5950254
>>5950240
Humbly requesting moar fedora atheist pictures.

> I had a contribution of my own but it's a duplicate file

>> No.5950317

>>5950114
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it <span class="math">and[/spoiler] be perpetually omnipotent?

>> No.5950318

Could Jesus have the cake and eat it too?

>> No.5950320

Argumentum ad hominem.

>> No.5950374

>>5950318

Miracle of the loaves and fishes.

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>>5950317

>> No.5950411

Could Jesus microwave a burrito that he already ate so hot, that even he himself could not eat it?

>> No.5950423

>>5950112
YES
because he wanted to not eat this burrito thats why he can't,
>"but if he decides to eat it later???"
He would know that and wouldnt make this burrito

>> No.5950425

>>5950423
this omnipotence is about stuff you want to do.
if you make a burrito you cant eat is because you dont want to eat it.
if a omnipotent being did stuff without wanting to do it, imagine the mess, all sort of crazy things would happen without his conscent