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>2013
>Science has discovered quantum computing, teleporting photons, unraveled mysteries of the universe etc that has no useful purpose beyong "look what we can do".
>Still no weight loss drug
>Still no common cold cure
>Still no baldness cure

Why doesn't science come up with something fucking useful for a change?

>> No.5867720

>>5867716
try to be more subtle next time.

>> No.5867722

Weight loss drugs: Exist
Common Cold Cure: The body fights it off well enough that we don't need it on a level that important
Baldness Cure: They're getting close + there's other things you can do to help it

The end

>> No.5867726

>>5867716
Because drugs that would be effective enough to completely cause easy weight loss, cure the cold, and regrow your hair would kill you.
Life is fragile. You can't just change it like that. There are limits to these things.

>> No.5867729

>>5867722
>Weight loss drugs: Exist

I should have mentioned that they shouldn't kill you

>> No.5867758

>>5867716
>Still no weight loss drug
You could take care of yourself properly.

>> No.5867765

>still no cure for the common troll.

>> No.5867771

>Still no weight loss drug
Sweat it out, don't need drugs.
>Still no common cold cure
Sweat it out, don't need drugs
>Still no baldness cure
It's called a razor

>> No.5867773

>>5867716
>II0X3
>no immortality
>no FTL drive
>no free energy
>no way to control 3 forces directly
>no costumed designed lifeforms
>No gundam

shit science, what are you doing.

>> No.5867797

>>5867771
Imagine if scientists had always acted this way.

>smallpox
don't get infected
>polio
don't get infected
>bubonic plague
don't get infected

>> No.5867802

>>5867797
I don't think you ca compare diet and exercise to avoiding a severely contagious and deadly plague sweeping Europe.

>> No.5867806

>>5867797
Valid because you clearly can't avoid being a fatass american.

>> No.5868010 [DELETED] 

>>5867716

>> No.5868043

>2113
>Science has discovered a weight loss drug, a common cold cure, a baldness cure etc that has no useful purpose beyong convenience.
>Still no FTL drive
>Still no strong A.I.
>Still no mind upload

Why doesn't science come up with something fucking useful for a change?

>> No.5868057

>>5868043

>5238
>science has discovered strong, self aware AI, mind upload useful only for convenience and life extension
> STILL hasn't discovered FTL drive

>> No.5868058

>>5867802
>implying the common cold doesnt kill people all the time

>> No.5868082

>>5867773
you won at no gundam

>> No.5868088

>>5867806
*tips le fedora to you*

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5868092

>Still no baldness cure

>> No.5868091

>>5868058
yeah if you have aids or something

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5868093

>>5867716
>Still no baldness cure
>implying baldness is a life-threatening disease

>> No.5868095

>>5868082
how many people on /sci/ are animefags?

>> No.5868110

>>5868093
It threatens your ability to procreate.

>> No.5868112

>>5867765
>9 mm aspirin

>> No.5868115

>>5868110
Only if you want to procreate with really shallow women

>> No.5868117

>>5868095
Not many. Most of us are successful scientists.

>> No.5868118

>>5867729
250mg of DNP ED shouldn't kill you if you aren't a fucking retard.

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5868121

>>5867716
>>Still no baldness cure

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5868122

>>5868092
comere

>> No.5868123

>Still no penis pill that actually works

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5868125

>2013
>not realizing big pharma is withholding cures OP mentioned and more

>> No.5868126

>>5868115
But don't you want to sleep with women on the basis of physical characteristics? Do you consider yourself shallow because of this?

>> No.5868127

>>5868123
Seriously. What's up with that.

>> No.5868129

>>5868115
That's exactly what I want, anon.

>> No.5868136

>>5867716
Why waste effort on things that aren't problems to begin with? I'd much rather $30 billion be spent on quantum computing than another vitamin C chewable.

>> No.5868164

>>5868117
implying can't be animefag in secret. I'm on to you sci

>> No.5868171

>>5867716
>>Still no weight loss drug
Stop being a glutenous faggot that hording up the food supply
>>Still no common cold cure
No longer can sell cold medicine => never will have a cure
>>Still no baldness cure
Probably already found but can't be patented so it was buried

>> No.5869007

>>5867716