/sci/ - Science & Math

>>5778029
by being sexy and rich.

Tricking women into having sex with you is not an effective way to be happy.

>>5778064
Then how do I become happy?

>>5778054
How do I become sexy and rich?

>>5778065
Forget sexy. Rich is enough.
You become rich by getting a lot of money.

>>5778067

Seek real companionship.

>>5778079
how do i make a lot of money

>>5778090
Hi

Are you trying to get banned? Try >>>/jp/ where they have a janitor/mod browsing essentially 24/7. Here you have to wait for the mods to work their way through the queue.

>>5778065
>sexy
>>>/fit/
>>>/fa/
rich
>>>/lit/
>>>/diy/

Just say hi

>>5778084
By copying the behavior of other people who got a lot of money. Usually this involves scamming people.
Examples:
L. Ron Hubbard
other religious leaders
most politicians

See also: Pyramid Schemes

>>5778067
Find something you enjoy doing. Do it.

A lot of money, someone to stand in your place (an Italian male model usually works wonders), and Rohypnol for the Italian male model to slip into a beverage.

That's about your only hope, OP.

>>5778131
you dont need a lot, just a moderate amount.

Just lick her for hours

>>5778125
your prolish platitudes are a one-way ticket to $50k/year mediocrity.

>>5778157
0/10

>>5778157
That's really quite depressing. The whole thing is biased though, the average guy should have tried at least 3 more times

>>5778029

Firstly you have to be the sort of man that women can like. If you aren't, then there isn't much you can do.

Secondly, if you're attractive to women, then you'll have to learn to abuse them. Women love abuse. It's all they understand about relationships. For example, unless you're very young, the only way you're going to score some attractive poon is to seduce her away from her current mate. The attractive ones are ALL taken already. So you're forced to cuckold. That automatically means you're going to be abusive.

This is how it works, son. Women are stupid. Relationships are jokes. Just be a total ass and you're likely to succeed. That's why Blacks are winning the race war, but impregnating White women. Most Black men are alpha males; they're total dicks to women, but women LOVE that.

Take all that CRAP that grandma told you about loving and honoring women, and throw it away. That stuff will NEVER get you laid.

>>5778064

It's not about happiness. It's about avoiding the misery of SO ALONE. When you're an alpha male, you don't give a shit about what other people think or feel anyway. You grab the bitch's face and spurt all over it, regardless of how much she squeals and squirms. This is biological success. Alpha genes prevail. Beta genes don't. About the only thing that keep beta genes in the genome is technical ability to earn enough money in society, which attracts older women looking for a beta sucker to pay all their bills while they fuck niggers and felons on the side. And that's EXACTLY what happens; adultery has never been higher in the USA.

>>5778171
It is biased, its just meant to get you thinking. If you want you can still do your own online experiments or just observe reality.

There arent many ugly, weak guys with hot or even average women, except for richt guys with golddigger wives.

>>5778179
No racism on /sci/

>>5778179

Every sentence of this post is incorrect.

Women work on emotions, so you can be the smartest guy when it comes to science or anything and they will not be impressed, however. Be a cunt that makes her sad, happy, laugh, pissed off, etc. and she will lick your asshole and jerck your meat.

>>5778029
Just walk up to the girl you like and tell her you want to give her the old lickeroo

>>5778189
Who cares, slut?