/sci/ - Science & Math

>private schools

>>5732871

The 4th grader probably knows its bullshit but writes the answers anyway just to get an A+

>>5732871

That exam is a bunch of bullshit. You're practically giving away the answer to 6 by putting the picture at the top.

It amazes me that such a thing exist.
Please tell me this is fake.
Polite sage.

>america

Actually what irks me the most is that sticker.

Look at that shit. I'd fail just to not have that thing doing that stupid fucking look at me on my paper.

>How To Buttfuck Your Child's Education: Murrika Edition.

all jokes aside: that last question.
how the fuck are you supposed to eat plants with sharp teeth?

in my opinion, that child is dangerously intelligent

>>5732948
Rodents aren't meat-eater, but they have sharp teeth and eat all sort of nuts and shit.

>>5732950
He must have been cleverly designed.

Hey OP, is this test from someone you know? If so, you need to step up to the plate and make things right.

>>5732957
He might be called an intolerant.

>>5732948

find a video of a cat eating seaweed

>>5732956
Malevolently, nothing less.

w-what if the kid is from a highly religious family that are closed minded so the teacher made a separate test for that one kid?

>implying you didn't just type a bunch of bullshit up on Microsoft Word, write answers in terribad handwriting, then buy stickers from Staples and slap one on and pretend it was a 4th grade test

I found the website hosting this shit.
http://mariopiperni.com/education/teaching-creationism-is-child-abuse.php

>>5733065
>implying this isn't a picture that's been posted on /sci/ countless times

>>5733065
That's the fun thing with creationists.
We don't even have to write garbage to discredit them, they write it themselves.

>>5732871
There is a culture of ignorance in the United States that not only puts belief on an even footing with fact, but celebrates doing so.

the last pope and the catholic church acknowledge that evolution doesn't necessarily violate creation. why can't all christians?

>>5732871

Question 7 is correct.

6 is probably correct in it's own respect.

>>5733104
Chipmunks have sharp teeth, but do they eat meat?
Nope.

>>5733109
which means 7 is correct

>>5733109

Yes, thank you for the example as to why the answer he gave for question 7 is correct.

>>5733114
The teacher confuses pointy and sharp, something he would know if he was at least a little bit into biology.

>>5733114
>>5733115
( ._.)

>>5733126
THIS IS A WORKSAFE BOARD YOU MADMAN

>>5733125

If you exchanged sharp for point in that question they would still both be correct.

>>5733129
but those aren't boobs
why is everyone against me
;_;

>>5733134
well, ok, carnassial then

>0%
FUCK

>>5733067
>were you there
I just

>>5733198
its fake