/sci/ - Science & Math

[link to board specific rules]

[link to google's website]

[statement of OP's level of faggotry]

[answer to the question]

[something about how my penis is so large it can derail a moving train]

[troll answer to question]

>>5608483

[tripfag bait]

>>5608481
>>5608483
>>5608484
>>5608485
>>5608487

[asking people why they won't sage]

[random insult directed at OP]

hello

>>5608493
[insult about how he's a goddamn combo breaker]

[phd in math]
[any job i want]
[300k starting]

>>5608490
Le shiggy higgy digge face

[any science here]
[argument about whether or not it is a "hard science"]

[poor explanation of the problem while lamenting OP's stupidity]

[claim that i'm the OP]

[asking you guys to be serious]

[The wrong answer]
[Comment about how easy the problem is, showing my blissful ignorance of the fact I got it wrong]

[Correct but overcomplicated answer to OP's problem so that he cannot understand it or use it in his homework]

[comment on how easy OP's question is]
[call him underage]

[Replies with correct solution]
[More people disagree with me than agree]

[Long response that answers the question based on REAL science]
[turtle]

[the actual method with all calculations fucked up]

[going on how easy this shit is]

[some shitty anecdote]

[OP has left the thread long ago and doesn't give any sign of life anymore]

[wrong answer to the question]
[fallacious proof including division by zero}

[shitposting]

>>5608551
[anon who hasn't read the thread and posts the same answer as someone already did but only says the name of the theorem]

>>5608546

[quoting what ive done wrong]
[correcting the calculations]

[blaming it on being tired]

[answering a few of OP's questions]

[pointing out any errors in other posts]

[lrn2wolframα]

[Something unrelated and retarded]

[point out trivial common knowledge that has already been discussed several times before]

[blatantly inflated self-assessed IQ score]

>>5608571

[one upping-that score]

[something about captcha]

>>5608574

[claiming that you score is wrong because statistically we both cannot be in the fringe percentile]

[something about babby homework problems]
[posts quantum physics problem to assert superiority]

[ancient aliens reference]

[correction about the mislabeled animal in OP's pic]

[genuine 10 minute answer with at least two tiny mistakes made to fuck the OP over]

>>5608544
[post telling EK to shut the fuck up and leave /sci/ forever]

[ consciousness is metaphysical magic]
[>>>/x?]

[pointing out the mistakes in another post]
[calling the author of that post an engineer and making fun of his homosexuality]

[laughing historically at this thread]
[massive praise for making my morning better]

[something about how to make girls on cams get naked]
[link to some camgirls website]
[statement that it really works]

>>5608633

[very angry at not noticing what auto-correct did to my post]

[series of pictures of a Sparkchart or Quickstudy guide relevant to the subject]

[humour attempt]

>>5608649

[ infantile cartoon ]

[random picture of Spiderman posted by someone that wandered over from /b/]

>>5608652

[infantile cartoon]

(again)

[remark how this is the epitome of a /sci/ thread]

[Comment explaining how this is the basis of every /sci/ thread]

>>5608666
[Visit from /vg/ wondering whats going on in this thread]
[note that this is like shitty greentext and you guys are nerds]

hey op are goina ask the homework question yet? dont really get whats goin on here

[Statement about how engineering is superior to everything and everything else is for worthless, dirty plebeians]
[Proceed to go suck cocks and get nailed in the ass]

[Incorrect statement about autism]

[catch phrase]!

(cant solve problem)
[tell op to do his own homework]

[Post that somehow manages to derail the discussion towards religion]

>>5608778
[link to /b/]
[link to /x/]

[laughs at how it's way funnier than /b/ here]
[prepares to be insulted]

>>5608782

[pointless and unwarranted personal attack]

[saged post ranting about how underaged homework shitposters are ruining the board]

>>5608778
[Comment on how math is the true religion]

[talking about Harriet as if someone had asked]

>>5609117
Pardon?

>>5609117

[making a non sequitur about EK or Teacup when Harriet's name is mentioned]

>>5609121

can I help you, hun?

What is going on? Why are you all posting in brackets?

[message which contains lots of useful information on the topic at hand, but is unread because the thread ended hours ago]

OP is a faggot for not using square brackets correctly.

>>5609127
[Statement that the quoted post is "LOL SO RANDUMB XD" enclosed in greentext]

[generic reaction image with general question of what the fuck is still going on in this thread 5 hours after the answer has been posted]

>>5608542
[Corrects you by telling you to divide everything by zero]
[Tellsb OP that this is hs level math]

>>5608633
[Calls you a faggot for using 'historically' instead of 'histerically', not realizing the word is actually 'hysterically'.]

[statement that biology is not a science of hard things]

>>5609229
[reply that I have a hard thing for biologists to check out]

[off topic noteworthy comments on /sci/ inability to concoct concrete data on the rational of its own existence, a preceding factor to how it's existing without an assimilation of parts and what us as observers are doing to it, then making an arbitrary note and relating it back to OP's post, making every seem fine logical and unobtrusive]

>>5609235

[implying all biologists are female]

>>5609252
[Damage control, references to kinsey and the number zero]

>>5609255

[accuation of autism for grammar correction]

>>5609250
[dismissive comment based on a typo]

>>5609258
[>]
>>5609255

>>5609256

[ mangled attempted homophobic jest about bio-engineering]

>>5609258
[unironic misspelling of lol]

>>5609250
[OP proclaiming her presence from the future and thanking poster for starting her on successful lifelong journey to link the observer effect and time]

>>5609272
[dismissive comment of females never amounting to anything but more wastable time]

>>5609263
[Reply that physics and math are a "festival of sausages"]

>>5609275
[dismissive comment on poster being an extinct species anyway]

>>5608479
[Condescending remark about your problem in the form of "aww... baby's first (insert level of math here)" to boost my ego]

>>5609280
[implicative comment of inb4 twenty minutes of dead silence]

[fallacious attempt to reduce OP's problem to the unsolved 0.999... problem]

>>5609285
[statement that Einstein was wrong with all his theories]
[link to an article about alternate theories about the nature of light]

>>5609323

[incoherent Tesla-Illuminati diatribe}

[quoting OP's post multiple times so it gets noticed]

["are you 12? lel"]

[give the OP the general method knowing that he can't figure it out on his own]
[tell him how easy it is]

>>5609178
>>5609190
>>5609378
[observation that some posters are unable to grasp the extremely simple premise of this thread]
[comment asserting that their posts do not follow correct format]

>>5609387
[observation on subjectivity]
[derogatory comment at poster and OP about their bias against freethinking by thinking there is a correct answer]

>>5609250
[posts expectation of nobel sometime between here and OP's faggotry dissipating]

[do OP's problem, but include a subtle value change during one of the steps, include work]
[say you are feeling 'nice' today]

[shameless self bump]

>Lörs lärä

4chan was never supposed to be a place where you try to act exactly like the opposite of Redit and neither an uninteresting, unfunny and boring spam sea just because 5 faggots want the board to be like this.

Spammers are a minority, but they always do whatever they want because we don't even have real mods in the board, for the fuck sake, spam is banned everywhere in the internet, EVERYWHERE, isn't Redit exclusivity.

You are just an autistic piece of shit projecting your own mentality in everybody who complains about your behavior, you are wrong, you know why and keep arguing with you is senseless, you don't have a fucking point and every single move of yours is the same repetitive childish pattern motivated by your stupidity and your affirmative need because you feel "smarter" than us LE EPIC TROLLING MAKING US LE MAD.

Now you will be predictable and reply with the same pattern just to show us how hardcore and edgy you are, right?

penis shit fuck nigger ass balls rape boner

>>5609756

[not in square brackets]
[lel]

>>5609756

[statement on anon's recency on /sci/]

>>5609756
[points out the bad poster]
[laughs at posters mother]
[continues thread despite derailing]

[spurdo sparde]

Did we ever do OP's homework?
I mean, I'm not going to.
But did anyone?

[illuminati]

>>5609800
[notices an anon gaining an internet]

>>5608479
[troll answer]

>>5608484
[convincing OP that Name faq is wrong]

Captcha: 934.10 tonnelgh

>>5610016
[comment on whether an internet was had before posting anon noticed it or before]
[possible lack of pic related]

[Nazi reference]

[oblivious repost of wolframalpha link because I only read OP and last few posts]

[implication that such a problem is incredibly tirivial, so that all of /sci/ recognizes my gross intelligence]

[click on reply]

[thread has 404'd]

[qualia faggotry because something even slightly related to thought was mentioned]

[>Implying this is a hard science]

[300k starting any job I want]

>>5610357
[voices noticing slight of hand of subjecting observer to their own definition of picture]
[posses some constant and varying degrees of observer]
[gives articulation of insinuation of recording a particle and it's relation to non-sequiter sequencing by subjectivity of recording]
[references obscure unhumourus Robin Williams film humorously in context]

>>5610424
[Link to Wiki page on Godwin's law]

>>5609821
[go back 2 ylilauta dirty fin :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD]

>>5610701
[Comment about how you should go back to /pol/]

[Unrelated comment about how 'niggers' are inferior to derail the thread]

>>5610698
]doing this[

>>5610707
[2013]*

>>5610694
>[I as a poster are not am the only and definitive observer]
[pisses on movie taste in thrashing rage of superiority]

>>5610725
[leaves implicative comment on how thats at all superior]
[references the post modernism in the film and wishes your missing in it]

[resurrects dead thread with inane post]

>>5609250
[points out relational noteworthy aspect of posters anticipating their own variant answer and {observes observer effect in relativity to relativity} reconfigure their past by determining their future]

>>5610694
[gives unbased biased answer in its irrelevancy to having no gf]

>>5610694
[points out implication via implicative signaling to the rest of the herd that the observer would have to be experiencing sequenced existence to interpret the non-sequiter behaviour, and the observer would have to not be experiencing sequiarity existence to notice the lack of possible sequence]
[uses implicative signalling again to signal herd of some of the boundaries of qualia]
[implicationary signalling again limits and thus quantifyability]

[Something pertaining to a subject that has long since derailed the thread and makes no sense from the main page]

>>5610915
[tries to salvage animilistic integrity by giving previous citation on fallibility of context]

>>5610915
[injects the fuel of bias by subjecting post to natural interaction of nature and the senses]
[dismisses post as contrived fantasy reinteration]

[expands on the OP question by talking about it in the broader context of suns made of lava and suns made of ice]

>>5610942
[notices bias and dismisses materialistic capitalist with the reason of quantified interpretation of more realistic proportions of applicability]
[supplies several examples of uniformed qualia]

>>5610949
[dismisses reasons with basis of second premise]
[points out that under no pretense is any milk ever entangled with it's bosom and that poster still hasnt got any by subjecting such materials to his asshole]

[remarks on threads little toe]

>>5610956
Noted poser has broken the cat sate by giving definition to supposition of the pretense and thus altering the past by giving it direction but as this post is condensed into primes into uninterpretable linear single state layering thus reconstructing a postulation of the threads premise from critical entanglement of state]

>>5611020
[sees poster implying if we put a dead cat in a box quantum could bring it back]
[tfw the dead rise]