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One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.

The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this, let's say we have a man making contest." To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!"

But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"

>> No.5517289
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>> No.5517311

>>5517287
>>5517289
Neither funny nor a science joke. Piss of religionfags.

>> No.5517326

>>5517311
>mad because he didn't understand the joke

>> No.5517332

because we can actually hypothetically generate our own "dirt" from nothing but energy.

so gtfo.

>> No.5517353

>>5517332
>actually
>hypothetically

pick one.

>> No.5517360

>>5517332
>God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own energy!"

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

>> No.5517376

>>5517332
>6000 years since the creation of Earth.
>Not being able to make your own energy.

Nigga, get on my level.

>> No.5517383

Scientists are too clever to fall for God's challenge like that. After all, every scientist knows if you want to make an apple pie from scratch, or a man for that matter, you must first create the universe.

That being said, the scientist would then create his own parallel universe and then God and the scientist could have an Iron Chef type contest.

>> No.5517388

>>5517360

theists:1
atheists:0

>> No.5517392

>>5517375
A light bulb is partly of made silicon -> silicon also occurs in dirt -> get your own dirt!

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>>5517388

>> No.5517404

>why don't you just go on and get lost

Assuming He is omniscient, can he technically get lost?

>> No.5517410

>>5517404
He's also omnipresent so there's no where to go either since he's already everywhere.

>> No.5517413

>>5517404
He's omnipotent, so He can do whatever He wants.

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>>5517383
IROOOOON GOOODAAARRUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.5518702 [DELETED] 

>>5517410
Is he [God] willing to prevent evil, but not able? then is he impotent. Is he able, but not willing? then is he malevolent. Is he both able and willing? whence then is evil.

>> No.5518720

>>5517414
Fuck, that got me.
Nicely done anon, nicely done.

>> No.5518781

Two men walk into a bar.
The first man says to the barkeep: "I'll just have some 'H' two 'O', please"
The second man says: "I'll have 'H' two 'O' too, thank you."
The second man died.

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>> No.5518803

>>5517289
>>5517311
>>5517326
>>5517287

where is the funny part

>> No.5518805

>Knock Knock
Who's there?
>Engineer
Engineer who?
>Do you want your cock sucked or not? Why did you answer my craigslist ad?

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Math pick up line
I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.

>> No.5518841

a faggotry thread? in my /sci/?

but... this isnt /b/....

>> No.5518851

>>5518841
You think we could have built the LHC without engineers?

>> No.5518857

>>5518851

nope.

but i do think we could have built it without idiots who get trolled over religious bullshit in /sci/

OP is a faggot and a troll, sage goes in all fields

>> No.5518876

Four engineers were travelling by car to a seminar, when unfortunately, the
vehicle broke down. The chemical engineer said "Obviously, some constituent
of the fuel has caused this failure to occur." The mechanical engineer
replied "I disagree, I would surmise that an engine component has suffered a
catastrophic structural failure." The electrical engineer also had a theory.
"I believe an electrical component has ceased to function, thereby causing
an ignition malfunction."

The software engineer thought for some time. When at last he spoke he said
"What would happen if we all got out and then got back in again?"

>> No.5518896

>>5517287
>hey, we need you to bring a message to god
>ok what is it
>tell him we don't need him anymore because we have achieved biological immortality and shit
>sure, wait what, how am I going to get to god exactly
>*bang*