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5516557 No.5516557 [Reply] [Original]

>MFW people actually think that Eratosthenes calculated the circumference of the earth with some sticks and shadows.

>> No.5516561
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>>5516557
Could it of been
aliens....

>> No.5516565

>>5516557
The Indians did it, using trignometry in 450 BC

>> No.5516566

Don't be silly, everyone knows Archimedes went on a trip with the Pythagorean triangle to discover the lost secrets of Pi.

>> No.5516567

>>5516561
>of been

Ignoring that, now you're thinking with aliens.
>>5516565
Or did they?

>> No.5516572

I thought he walked between two cities and measured the shadows.

>> No.5516573

le flat earth society face

>> No.5516576
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>>5516565
how can you measure earth from the ground?

>>5516567
aliens

>> No.5516578

>>5516572
No, that was Abraham Lincoln at Gettysburg. He gave the speech about Cherry Trees and Circumference for All! It was very moving.

>> No.5516581

Who cares how long the earth is? What we should really be focusing on is how deep we need to explore to reach the hollow part's civilization.

>> No.5516583

>>5516581
No, the crab people are vicious and attack blindly.

>> No.5516584

>>5516581
68,953,678 kilometers.

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>>5516578
Abraham Lincoln=Fights Vampires

1) Earliest known stories of blood sucking beasts comes from the ancient Sumerians

2) Sumerians said to have had contact with gods

So lets do some math

gods=aliens

Abraham Lincoln=Fights Vampires

Vampires=Aliens

Abraham Lincoln fought Aliens

>> No.5516589

>>5516585
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!
Archimedes MUST have been an alien, that's why Abraham Lincoln measured the Earth! To know how much of America to protect! By betraying him, pythagoreon's triangle caused an invisible wound which led to JFK shooting Lincoln, causing the Cold War, which as we all know, froze all the dinosaurs to death.

>> No.5516615

im gonna hack the H2 broadcasting network and air a giant troll face in the middle of the ancient aliens program and all you faggots will once again be lost in the hopelessness of the universe. a troll face would do all that.

>> No.5516632
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5516632

Let's be honest here.