/sci/ - Science & Math

Not enough sex.

>>5512224
speaking of edgy

Even edgier than /b/?

>>5512216
because this is /b/, except most people here got an A last 9 weeks on their 11th grade report card and they feel like a genius. Never met a more condescending crowd of pseudo-intellectuals.

>>5512223
Yes, edgier than /b/.

because cyberpunks always live on the edge.

The word 'edgy' is so fucking overused.

Most of these kids don't even know what it means and just use it as a buzzword.

>>5512227
lol no, I try to have discussions with people around here and everyone shoots you down as soon as you try.

>God tier: Engineering
>Shit tier: Everything else

And they believe in it.

>>5512237
is is a word

I don't have any edges, I'm a differentiable manifold.

>>5512232

buzzword is a buzzword

>>5512236
>babby just saw the word "manifold" on wikipedia and wants too look smart
You have no idea what you're taking about.

really the only "edgey" thing in this board rite now is this thread.
why so edgey, you fucking edge?
outermost point from t he centre of an object as fuck.
20edgey51me.

>>5512232

>>5512216
Not everybody, and /b/ is still worse. You may think its not as bad but fucking trust me, it is. Go back there whenever you think that the other boards are abysmal.

I will admit this board can be worse than /v/ from time to time though

My name describes this board.

this was what was supposed to show

>>5512245
You're that snarly guy that gets mad if anyone glibly mentions anything above freshman level, and assumes (often wrongly) everyone doesn't know what they're talking about?

Why do you think you do that?

>>5512256

We got an edgy kid here.

>>5512260
shut the fuck uop you pretentious bitch you probably just discovered "glibly" on synosaurus.net faq u

>>5512245
not the anon you're arguing with, but if you knew what differentiable meant, you'd know that such a thing has, in some sense, no edges.

also, sense of humor bypass much?

>>5512260
>often wrongly
[citation fucking needed]

>>5512269
>in some sense
In what sense? Tell me what you misunderstood, so I can laugh at you.

>>5512261
That's code up in my name. I write script, bro. Like u don't know. I write so many lines of code it'd be able to life more than you. I know so much more than anyone else. I sit here and wonder "Why do I know so much?", then I sit back and say because I'm.

>>5512272
>Thinks glib is an obscure word.

You must be American.

Because monomolecular edges are the sharpest there are, and with the advent of superstrong and superhard nanomaterials, we've got an abundance of them.

>>5512275
why the need to laugh at people anon?

in the sense of nearby charts relating smoothly to one another i guess, or in any other sense you care to choose.

>>5512273
> That's code up in my name. I write script, bro.

>>5512287
>why the need to laugh at people anon?
Because retards like you need to be taught a lesson. Maybe this way you stop pollutin /sci/ with pseudo-intellectual drivel.

>in the sense of nearby charts relating smoothly to one another i guess
So you have in fact no idea what you're talking about? Just as expected.

> most edgiest

I am not sure if people were being edgy in this thread for the purpose of humor or if it literally just transformed into an edgy thread because of the nature of /sci/. I can never tell.

>>5512278
>>>/polski/

>>5512234
>Not theoretical physics

>>5512293
So tell me, how are you going to teach me this lesson?

Are you going to give me the straight from the book definition of a smooth manifold, or just laugh?

I don't mind you laughing, but you just seem to be grumpy.

>>5512293
Charts possessing diffeomorphisms between them could be described as "relating smoothly". You are bluffing. 3/10

>>5512311
>Are you going to give me the straight from the book definition of a smooth manifold
Why? You can look it up in any book. You probably won't understand it though, because you're a pseudo-intellectual high school fag.

>>5512322
This has nothing to do with an "edge".

>>5512323
So how are you going to teach me my lesson?

(Btw I'm 26 and a maths graduate).

>>5512216
because free will doesn't exist

>>5512303

>Science student
Does that include political science students? :3

>>5512325
If a manifold possessed an "edge" this would not always be the case. For example, a cube.

>>5512337
>a cube
*surface of

>>5512330
>(Btw I'm 26 and a maths graduate).
My sides! A maths graduate knows what a manifold is. Stop pretending, high schooler. It's too obvious that you don't know shit about math.

>>5512337
>>5512345
Prove that there can be no differentiable atlas on the surface of a cube.

>>5512350
>Prove that there can be no differentiable atlas on the surface of a cube.

dI^3 has plenty of differentiable atlases. the point is whether a "natural" exists.

>>5512216

because we are the 'cool kids'

Problem, OP?

>>5512350
>My sides.
Well obviously I can't prove it, but enjoy.

>>5512366
*natural one exists

>>5512366
>the point is whether a "natural" exists.

No, that's not the point. You're moving the goal posts.

>>5512370
Solve this problem and I'll believe you.

>>5512373
I made those goal posts, it was my post. dI^3 has cont bijection to S^2 so what you are asking is impossible.

Have the last word now, you are a deeply unpleasant person to interact with.

>>5512382
So you admit you were talking bullshit? I hope you learned somethng today. I hope you learned to refrain from posting wrong and pseudo-intellectual garbage.

I'm not edgy I'm just smart. I got an A in calculus.

>>5512395
Prove it.

>>5512395

>>5512402
I can find any derivative. Come at me bro.

>>5512410
pic related

>>5512424
-1/(r^2 + 1)

>>5512431
well done wolfram alpha

>>5512395

all you mathematics, physics and engineering "god-tier" snowflakes gtfo, you're just as obnoxious and repulsive as a repressed homosexual academic who's full of themselves thinking their unnecessarily complex terminology they've created for their pathetic little ego-bubble of self-perceived relevance, has any applicability or usefulness outside of their shitty little office box of delusion.

>>5512437
ooooh, somebody is a grouch today

>>5512440

solve me a problem

>>5512410
Here you go, take a look at the function in the picture. You need to do two things: 1) find all points at which this function is differentiable and 2) give the value of the differential at those points.

2) is trivial, 1) not so much, but you said you were good at this so lets see

>>5512448
well, if you want some help with something, i'll sure try, but i'm not what you'd call smart

>>5512216
Go eat a dick you retarded faggot

>>5512389
>So you admit you were talking bullshit? I hope you learned somethng today. I hope you learned to refrain from posting wrong and pseudo-intellectual garbage.

Edgy

>>5512336
>political science.
>Implying it's a science and not a humanity.

>>5512456
That function is defined only on a sequence.

>>5512437

>unnecessarily complex terminology
>created to meet the delusional needs of the bubble
>no applicability outside of the bubble it was created for
>iagreewiththis.jpg

look guys look i maek tergimolony and create an utterly useless but complex formula

>octoplectaphoragoragus = the sum of quadrupilation of tetriportiluganimunation divided by a chintagorius exoplexistation

now i maek a completely useless problem to waest as many work hours as humanly possible and maek it obligatory for students to try to solve the fruit of my delusions :DDD

i r genius u r stopids for not understandings me

>>5512462
No its defined on the reals. What specific function you are dealing with depends on a parameter which is a sequence, but the function is defined on all the reals.

>>5512458
don't reply to yourself samefag

>>5512463

mathematics in one post

>>5512469
Oh yeah, got it now.

If the sequence was 1/n it would just be the dirichlet function. except at x = 0. we did that in grade school, but i've only been in high school a few months

i'm thinking it's differentiable on R\Q

Hmmm what definition of "edgy" are people in this thread referring to?

> Tense
> Nervous
> Irritable

The way people speak, it seems like "edgy" is a cool thing, but which definition is that?

Why are you guys arguing like autistic retards, don't you have something better to do with your time.

>>5512456
>I'm a pseudo intellectual freshman who glanced at an elementary real analysis book in the library one day and thinks he's the shit.

Take your shitposting to /b/

>>5512487
If this was your first post in this thread, I'd agree, but as you've already been wasting hours shit posting in here I think it's best if i don't respond.

Have a Gauss cookie.

>>5512234
stay mad arty?

>>5512269
>mmmmmmmmUCH

FUCK OFF

>>5512493
Someone's a sourpuss today. How about I get you a glass of warm milk?

WILL YOU ALL FUCK OF FROM MY /SCI

>>5512485
I always thought it's edgy to meanly mock other people in trouble, say 'kill yourself', tell about animal torture, post Hitler, Breivik, hate niggers and so on.
Now I'm confused.

>>5512506
edgy means having no diffeomorphisms dipwad

>>5512510
>diffeomorphism
tell me more about how smart you are as the only reason I'm on /sci/ is to be amazed by superior intellect

I'm straightedge but I don't label myself as such.

>>5512523
i'm really really dumb bra

i just like yanking your chain with them long words

>>5512510
What about semicircles?

>>5512245
>call people out for using words they don't know
>use "too" instead of "to"
ok.jpg

>>5512233
He's right some bitches are bleeding out the vag on this board.

worst fucking board on 4chan for sure

fuck this shit

>>5512510
I lolled

>>5512465
>>>/x/ fuck out of here kid.

I'm going to try an invoke the sourpuss with some long math words

one-point compactification
grothendieck site
noetherian module
weakly contractible space

EVERYONE BELIEVE ME I'M RIGHT AND WELL SPOKEN AND CLEVER

>>5512275
Your a bitch.

>>5512571
You mean "you're"
This is short for 'you are'.

'Your' is if you are saying something is their property.

>>5512561
I prefer yearly contractible spaces. They tend to have better data plans and price rates.

Ba dum tish!

>>5512456
>babby's first analysis

>>5512561
I prefer yearly contractible spaces. They tend to have better data plans and price rates.

Ba dum tish!

>>5512300
Listen here chap. Edgy, as evryone except you seems to know, is an overused plebian concept
Now, with utmost (and might I add shameless and justified) superiority and haughtiness, I ask you to leave /sci/.

NO LOOK WHAT IS THIS NON SCIENTIFIC RELATED CONVERSATION WHY ARE THERE ARE THERE INFANTILE CARTOONS THIS IS A SCIENCE BOARD WE USE THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD >/x/ >/b/ WHY ARE YOU DRAWING PENISES SO IMMATURE NOT A REAL SCIENCE >IMPLYING A HARD SCIENCE AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MEETS A SUN OF LAVA HEY LOOK AT ALL MY PENS AND NOTEBOOKS ENGINEERS ARE FAGS I USE 11 DIFFERENT COLOURS IN EVERY PAGE CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK LEFT BRAIN RIGHT BRAIN IM GOING TO PUT MY BRAIN IN A COMPUTER

>>5512575
Your a bitch as well.
And I got a five on the ap lang so your a double bitch.

>>5512510

>>5512475
youre an idiot. it doesnt matter what is is defined over, the functions themselves are not defined on the reals.

>>>/kindergarten/

>>5512594
>huh?

>>5512584
) ba dum tish!
Oh, you do your own sound effects?
Cute.

>>5512591
As much as the Caps lock hurt me, he is correct.

> LOOK AT ALL MY PENS AND NOTEBOOKS
This especially

>>5512437
But it's true.

>>5512463
Or maybe your in high school.

pleb.

WHO MEDICINE HERE.

But seriously, we ARE the masterrace.

What's wrong with being edgy?

>>5512224
>tfw I got a B on my 11th grade report card

>>5512249

>Someone recognizes that a word is being used in a fad-like fashion to dismiss relevant arguments where they are amde.

> responds with the very same thing he is pointing out


gj, genius

>>5512303
>Liberal Arts
>Respected By Society

lel

ITT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQB4nAjZIdE

>>5512708

Come to think of it

>In this entire board.

Many of the people who come here are very insecure.

You guys are all edgier than y = |x| at the origin

>>5512303
>liberal arts
what is progress , what is science , what is common good i'm gonna study arts

>>5512736

Edgier than y=|2x|

>>5512746
i'm edgier than the dirac delta function

>>5512749
i'm ledgier (sic) than it's integral

ITT: delusional mathfags feel superior because no one else understands / gives enough fucks to waste their time to translate uselessly complicated nichle terminology

>>5512303
>implying theres something as non numeral logic

>>5512742

Maybe he finds it more interesting? I'd be bored as fuck studying most of the subjects discussed here, hence I don't study them. Simple really