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5481399 No.5481399 [Reply] [Original]

How many hamburgers does an American have to eat so that he will collapse into a black hole?

The average hamburger weight is 4oz.

>> No.5481403

: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.5481407

>>5481399
>obvious non/sci/ bullshitting
Still the spurdo sparde comics crack me up every time (and yes I was born and raised in the USA).
Sad but true.
Years ago I worked in a grocery store stocking shelves and the fat-asses would always come in and ask for the keys to the "Rascal" to drive around the store.

>> No.5481410

About 10^28

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>>5481410
since every black hole has a white hole counterpart (alledgedly) where would it appear? In afganistan?

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5481432

i wutted

>> No.5481437

>>5481426

Find the exact center of the universe. Project a vector through that origin point from the hamburgered American and that's where it would be.

As for when, find the exact middle of time, and project through it as well, and that's when it would appear.

>> No.5481458

Black holes are a mathematical construct of General Relativity and do not exist in real life.

>> No.5481464

>>5481407
>Still the spurdo sparde comics crack me up every time (and yes I was born and raised in the USA).
It cracks me up that no one remembers these were originally comics parodying finnish children.

>> No.5481465

>>5481464
>no one
some of us know, bro, I was commenting on the present form though
(... "Pekka" is retained in OP's pic, the origin is not so obscure)

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>>5481458
Sagitarius-A* and Cygnus X-1 would like to have a word with you.

>> No.5482034

>>5481458

black holes, not really (there's that one which we have sort of observed)

singularities, more likely.

>> No.5482047

>>5481458

Cygnus X-1

Faggot.