/sci/ - Science & Math

>>5379053
What is your job?

surething, gif address pls

buy a hooker?

what part of the country do you live in?

a pretty Asian prostitute won't cost you more than $200.

>>5379638
>murric is only cuntry in da world

This is what amerifats actually believe. Don't you have to choke on some fat fast food?

>tfw make no money
>tfw prime of youth
>tfw virgin

>tfw in college
>tfw it is supposed to be the best time of my life
>tfw literally no friends, no social life and havent had sex in 2 years

>>5379053
I think you're on the wrong board

OP can you give me a low interest loan plz.

>>5379053
>>tfw make close to six figures
Bullshit

Fuck you op

>grow up in abusive family
>socially and academically catatonic till 20
>Go to CC, eventually transfer to uni
>Less contact with family
>Learn about exercise, eating healthy
>Gain confidence, start doing well in school >learn to play guitar, sing
>doing well socially/academically
>Happy for the first time in 20 fucking years
>Then 2011
>Malpractice incident
> Develop problems with brain and lungs
>Lose everything, drop out of school >completely disabled, even voice is shot
> Never had sex, physically CAN NO LONGER HAVE SEX
>Cure may be available in 2022, thanks to regenerative medicine, if I'm lucky

Fuck doctors, seriously

>>5379733

You're suing right?

>>5379736

Thought about it at first, decided against it

>>5379733
sex isn't everything, actually it's nothing
it's one of the attractions in the theme park of society, give your life a higher goal and you'll be glad you don't have to take this burden of craving for sex with you

>>5379746

Why the fuck wouldn't you sue them?

>>5379053

Buy an escort if it's that much of a problem idiot.

>>5379760

>give your life a higher goal

That's deep and all, but I'm essentially waiting to die bro. And thanks to modern technology I get to watch all of my friends and family graduate school, become doctors/engineers/scientists, fuck, and fall in love in the meantime.

if I could give my life a "higher goal" I would.

>>5379779

Wow. I bet you haven't even tried asking a girl out. You have a 6 figure salary. There are thousands of women who would love for you to buy them a drink and treat them awesome and sleep with you.

>>5379779
>if I could
you can, you're just too scared to let the idea go that you can. Otherwise you could fail and make things worse, huh? What the fuck man, have fun with your screwed life you don't even use and cry yourself every night to sleep like the pussy you are.

>>5379053

You're in luck OP, I happen to be a professional hitman; just tell me where you live and pay me $100,000 and I'll put you out of your misery.

>>5379767

Okay, so you want to file a malpractice suit
against someone with vast resources at their disposal, and you have a chronic illness that is barely medically recognized and have a central nervous system so messed up that you could be outwitted by a third grader.

It doesn't make for a good ending

>make slightly higher than minimum wage
>in prime of youth
>haven't had sex ever
If I'm not fucking depressed, why are you fucking depressed?

>>5379789

Lobotomize yourself and then get back to me

>>5379799
>Lawyers have no incentives to win a multi-million dollar malpractice suit
Yeah, no. You're a faggot.

>>5379811
why should I? I don't care about you.

Good bye.

>>5379802

You're depressed. You just haven't realized it yet.

>>5379799
So fucking what? At least he will get some recognition for what happened. Even if he loses the case, it's still better than doing absolutely nothing.

>>5379818

The story I posted was a very rough summary of a very complicated situation which I don't feel like typing out. I did see a lawyer and tried getting pursuing a case, it didn't pan out very well. The example I gave you earlier I figured would be incentive to kill the topic, so you can stop prying, I don't want to discuss it.


>>5379826

Bye

>>5379835

Meant to respond to >5379819

>>5379835
So pretty much you're bullshitting and you're a faggot.

>>5379843

Some people are really unbelievable, this is 4chan though, I should have expected as much.

>>5379858
I'm only going to ask you this once :