/sci/ - Science & Math

2/10 made me reply

>>5364574
10/10 made me convert and abandon my heathen ideas about empiricism, will hand out this dialogue in chik-tract form on city streets

Not fucking science.

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10/10

I just quit my job researching the cure for cancer and AIDS and am now going to employ faith based healing for all my patients

god/10, would convert again.

Got a final tomorrow, might as well give it a try

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>>5364574
>Place mirror to the side of you 90Deg
>See your back
>Stay mad theist fags

I fucking love stock photo guy

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>>5364574
This is one of the lowest quality trolls of all time.

>>5364711
>Dem dubs

atheists are even more retarded than christians
i would rather belive that god exists than that he doesn't, if i was going to belive something that can't be proved

>>5364731
I can use the same argument for unicorns

>>5364764
yes, you can

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>>5364731

I definitely wouldn't. I'd rather there be no god, than a vengeful ass-hole making random ass rules for us to follow on penalty of death.

I find it funny and sad at the same time how atheists waste more time thinking about god than christians.

>Christian: Hey let's pray and hope it works, then live our normal lives like every functional human being.

>Atheist: MUST ..... DISPROVE .... GOD .. . HURRRRRRR
>read dawkins all day long
>spend entire life on finding ways of rationalizing how a god cannot exist
>don't spare any opportunity of talking about how important it is to not have god
>try to convert everyone to atheism
>use appeals to emotion, ad hominem attacks and argument by intimidation

>browse /sci/ and post a few days
>never see shit thread
>mainly good threads, crackpots, homework etc,
>never see theist argument
>see thiest argument
>see that it was horribly written with nothing funny or even remotely intellegent
>go in thread to investigate.
>see this
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>>5364789

>derailed thread, dubs+ implying god would make "random rules"
mfw

>>5364843
Lurk moar, newfaf

A liberal atheist homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

>>5364574
Cardinal Pell?

>>5364907
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

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>>5364627
my sides are in heaven

>>5364907
>smiked quite jewishly
Every time. :)

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the notion of god contradicts physics

physics work, prayers doesn't
physics win
come at me theist fags

>implying theist are capable of postulating questions worth thinking about
>implying theist have the mental capacity to form a reasonable argument.

>tfw retards on the internet have forever sullied the word "atheist"

implying agnosticism isnt the ultimate choice, as much as i doubt there is a God, it has yet to be definitively disproven

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