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how do you call a small degree and ugly polynom?

A polygnom

>>5345658


not to bad.

>praying has a dirty math joke that can obliterate my sides

Once upon a time (1/t), pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Suddenly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of direction, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point she tripped over a square root that was protruding from the erf, and she plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-Euclidean space. She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As he numerically analyzed her, his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, and a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered. He decided to integrate improperly at once.

>>5345683
Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly approaching her with his power series expanding. She could see by his degenerate conic that he was up to no good. "What a symmetric little polynomial you are," he said. "I can see that your angles have lots of secs." "Oh sir," she protested, "keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on." "Calm yourself, my dear", said our suave operator. "Your fears are purely imaginary." "I, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's homogeneous." "What order are you?" the brute demanded. "Seventeen," replied Polly. "I suppose you've never been operated on?" "Of course not," Polly cried indignantly. "I'm absolutely convergent." "Come, come," said Curly. "Let's go off to a decimal place, and I'll take you to the limit!" "Never!" gasped Polly. "Abscissa!" he swore, using the vilest oath he knew. His patience was gone. Coshing her over the head with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began smoothing her points of inflection. Poor Polly. She felt his hand tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever.

>>5345685
There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. Curly's radius squared itself. Polly's loci quivered. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. After he cofactored, he performed Runge-Kutta on her. The complex beast even went all the way around and did a contour integration. Curly went on operating until he satisfied her hypothesis, then he exponentiated and became completely orthogonal. When Polly got home that night her mother noticed that she was no longer piecewise continuous, but had been truncated in several places. As the months went by, Polly's denominator increased monotonically. Finally she went to l'Hospital and generated a small but pathological function which left little surds all over the place and drove Polly to deviation. The moral of the story is, "If you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single degree of freedom."

>>5345685
>Polly rotated and saw Curly approaching her with his power series expanding.

This is great

>>5345689
>>5345685
>>5345683
sweet

mother

of god

>>5345683
>>5345685
>>5345689

>>5345683
>>5345685
>>5345689

>>5345739
>>5345783
>>5345821
It wasn't funny and you can stop samefagging.

>>5345826

It was funny, but not in comparison to some one wrongly calling out samefagging.

either way, >>5345683
>>5345685
>>5345689


you are the winnar, thank you sir. I'm undoubtedly going to be getting the extra credit on my calc II exam.

o7 thanks /sci/

>>5345683
>>5345685
>>5345689
lol. but what is Curly Pi a reverence to? I thought it was nubla first but what about pi then?

this is the best math joke i know.

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=convert+%28150361525342702483907484%2F3656158440062975%29+to+ba
se+36
Hide block form. More digits.

Why is six dating seven?

Because seven ate nine.

>>5345897
Dating? How does that make sense?

>>5345897
So six likes a cheating partner? Doesn't make sense.

>>5345901
>>5345906
numbers are lesbians. i guess..

>>5345897
*out

>>5345683
>>5345685
>>5345689
what the fuck man

>>5345683
>>5345685
>>5345689

Alright, I chuckled. That was pretty good.

>>5345868
lol

if you copypaste that you have to remove the space between ba se

>>5346002
it's a bad jek.

cos b is enunciated as 'koze,' not 'kawss.'

koze-b sunds nuffin lyk cosby. ur a faggot.

>>5346016
>cos b is enunciated as 'koze,'
wat the fuck.

an infinite number of mathematicians line up at a bar, single file. The first one orders 1 beer, the second one orders half a beer, the third one orders one quarter of a beer, the fourth on orders one eights of a beer and so on...
The bartender stops all the mathematicians and just pours two beers

>>5346064
>implying induction is a valid method of inference

The 'lemma' should be renamed the 'rollary', as it is dual to 'corollary'.

A biologist, physicist and mathematician are sitting across the road from a house where they all notice two people go in.
A short time later, three people come out.
The biologist says "Aah, they must have reproduced"
The physicist says "There is an error in the calculations"
The mathematician says "Now if exactly one person goes back into the house, there will be zero people inside"

>>5346076
10/10

First one to make me laugh ITT.

>>5346071
>implying bartender cares
>implying you wouldn't be kicked out of the bar for being a faggot.

>>5346071
It's nothing more than just
<span class="math">\displaystyle \Sigma_{n=0}^\infty \frac{1}{2^n}=2[/spoiler]

>>5346029
Sine.
Cosine.
Tangent.

You pronouce 'cos' as kawz? Not koze? Or, kose?

>>5346071
<div class="math">\Sigma_{n=0}^\infty \frac{1}{2^n}=2</div>

>>5346098
>>5346102
I know, you fucktard. But he can't assume it's this series. He only saw the first few terms but he wasn't given a general rule, so he uses inductive reasoning to conclude what he concluded. This is not rigorous.

>>5345987
Oops.

Fucking fourchan ruining my fanneh joke.

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the gay bar and suck some cock."

>>5346106
shutup and enjoy the joke

Geekiest math joke:

Let \epsilon < 0

>>5346106
"and so on" is a rule, fucktard2

>>5346097
Abbreviations & Pronunciations :-

Sine - sin
(sign) - (sin)

Cosine - cos
(coe-sign) - (coz)

Tangent - tan
(tan-gent) - (tan)