/sci/ - Science & Math

she isn't salvageable

Not everything is scientifically quantifiable. Don't be a dick and try to force your ideology on others.

>>5189870
>ideology
>telling her that she cannot "manipulate energy" and doesn't need to drink blood. she legitimately believes she absorbs the "life force" from blood and it has to be from a willing donor or some bullshit

shut the fuck up and go back to high school

>>5189870
eh?? not op, but give me an example.

>>5189881

Meanwhile you think that there was a mystical explosion billions of years ago and that somehow accounts for an unimaginably vast universe filled with stars and planets and now you're sitting here looking at a computer when your great-grandfather was an amino acid in a mud-bubble? Oooookay.

>>5189893
like i said, go back to highschool.

you could try some simple neuroscience documentaries
something like head games would be great

Real easy, tell her to suck your dick, and get her energy that way.

>>5189893

There is observable evidence that supports both those conclusions. I doubt this girl is capable of providing evidence that she is a vampire.

op here, i was thinking of watching these with her;
-head games (that science channel thing about optical illusions and misconceptions caused by the brain)
-a few of the better episodes of vsauce
-read out a few of those "what if?" things from XKCD for dramatic effect

I wouldn't try to fix her. She probably has a really kinky life style and kinky sex. Go for it.She is basically an interesting cumdumpster
>mfw cumdumpster on my computer isn't underlined in red. It's a real word

>how do i fix her? i believe she is salvageable.
She has deep-seated mental reasons for believing such weird and baseless things.

Basically, she is crazy.

Identifying with and buying into vampire stuff has nothing to do with evidence or reason. She has a motive for being interested in this and acting this way - it fills some kind of mental/emotion need she has.

Dude, you are obviously not into her because of her mind, so don't try to change it. Pretend you believe her bullshit so you can get into her pants.

>>5191879
The only reasonable answer.
I would love to have me some goth girl with issues.

>>5189859

>how do i fix her?

pharmaceuticals. lots of pharmaceuticals.

>>5189859
shock therapy.

>>5191904
Feelsgoodman.

Mine has no tits but she makes up for it by being really smart.

>>5189893
no, there was nothing mystical about it. Did you even try to deal with the evolution mechanism in the first place? This stuff is legit, because it's a process type - it is not limited to biology.

How serious she really is about all this? To me it sounds like psychosis that should be treated at a mental ward, before her delusions become a permanent part of her psyche.

castrate yourself and devote your life to science

What you said you like about her is:

>very short, very cute, very nice tits

I don't see how any of that is affected by thinking she's a vampire. Just embrace being a shallow manslut.

>>5189859
How old is she, OP?

A wooden stake to the heart, OP.

>>5189859
>how do i fix her? i believe she is salvageable.
Icepick lobotomy.

>>5192011
19

>>5192052
That should pass with time then.
Why do you even need to 'fix' her right now? Just don't mind this trait of her.

>>5189881
>>5189870
Successful troll is successful.

>>5189870
7/10

Alrite, seems an easy to solve problem. Why don't you try to get her to do something unrelated to vampires?

Maybe you can make her study medicine so she gives some "life force" to sick people instead of absorbing it.

Also, tell her your dick is full of blood, energy and life (sperm gives an extra life bonus)

>>5192166
This.

Don't tell it to her directly, find her email, send her some emails proclaiming you are the "dark lord" or some stupid shit. convince her that your sperm is chosen sperm and she must eat it every day or she will never become a vampire.

I'm starting to envy you OP