/sci/ - Science & Math

only 80000 more to go wheee

what kind of scientific data are they hoping to acquire?
this is small time compared to the kind of altitudes and g-forces jet pilots are experiencing

I hope the guy doesn't die, I'd feel so bad for his mother

>>5151585
That's why you're not in charge of the mission

just over half an hour to get 1/3 of the way there
can I assume he'll be jumping in around an hour?

>>5151585
They want to know what happens when he goes supersonic.
He's not encased in a metal shell like fighter pilots.

>Sky above is turning deathly black
>Everything is tiny on the ground
>60 below
>Still only 1/3rd of the way there

:V

Why is it so cold in space when he is in fact closer to the sun than when on earth?
Aha, God: 1
Atheists: 0

>>5151600
Yes, the ascent should last about 1½ hours or so.

>>5151604
James Cameron wouldn't give a single fuck

>>5151646
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=MrIxH6DToXQ&vq=hd720#t=14858

>>5151613
because it's staged

>>5151613
Because there's a lack of atmosphere and he's getting far from the center of the Earth. Ever notice how mines get hotter the deeper you dig?

Stream isn't working for me -- are you guys in the same boat?

So where's the part where he gets intercepted by a UFO

How high is he going before he jumps?

I still got to take a shower before work.

>>5151682
120,000 to 130,000 ft ?

>>5151682
36km
120 000 ft
From launch to jump, about 90 mins.

>>5151682
120k ft

>>5151682

120,000 feet. Still a ways to go

this fucking guy

>>5151403
i wish they'd hurry the fuck up

FFS I GOT THIS PLEASE STAND BY SHIT GOING TOO.

>>5151717

You don't rush good science.
Go back to whatever sub-board you came from.

Dear /sci/, I am not a regular here as I come to you for help.
My friend friend is a devout Christian, nothing wrong with that (to some extent). Now he obviously, being a Christian, believes in God. But here's the thing. He doesn't, like most Christians, just accept the existence of a deity blindly and as a given, he tries to logically justify his Gods existence through mean of evolution.

He believes that God is a human that underwent evolution and through natural means and became a perfect organism. Not "perfect", of near perfect, but 100%, completely flawless.

He just sent me this text message,
"If atheists believe in evolution, and evolution states that all species will continue to evolve until they are perfect, and god is defined as a perfect being, then must atheists acknowledge that god must exist?"

How do I talk some sense into him?
Pic related, my face when.

>>5151733
oh wow

>>5151756
Hi EK. Is life good?

>>5151765
meh, it'l do
how about you?

Would he be able to survive if the capsule suddenly disconnected from the balloon?

>>5151613

Wow, they don't sound very professional when going through this checklist.

They make mistakes every other one.

Will he die, /sci/?

Does he have a camera on his helmet?

Will this be from space?

Could in the near future astronauts skydive from space if their ship was damaged?

>>5151800
yes

>>5151797
probably stress.

What are these guys even saying to each other? It's like they're mentioning random stats and shit

>>5151780
It probably has an integrated parachute to prevent that from happening.

how come in 60 years of space progress their microphones and overall connection sucks complete dick?

If they're doing a simulated jump now, is he just turning invisible knobs and stowing invisible hoses?

Oh shit he's got no visor heat

BAIL BAIL BAIL

>>5151817
you are dumb as fuck.

he has no heat
thats it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

did he just tell them to turn off the cameras?

who here is waiting for a fatal accident?

>No visor heat

ABORT ABORT

>>5151822
he has a small model version of the capsule and himself, its out of shot though.

Mission Abort!

>select 240p because slow internet
>it goes to 720p/480p after a few seconds
What the shit, youtube.

something about this doesn't seem right.
im suspicious...

>>5151847
Aliums?

>>5151825

wut

> Macs

He's doomed

>>5151806
How?

Explain why he will die, /sci/, you guys are the smart-asses of 4chan, right?

my sound cut off and the video is on the mission control and wont go back

does this me he is dying and they dont want to show it

I have no sound.

Have they cut the sound because they're discussing his inevitable death?

world biggest fail being streamed right now.

>>5151845
>>5151840
>>5151832
>>5151828

If he doesn't have visor heat his visor could shatter.

>>5151855
he's obviously going to hit the sky and crash.

heat is die

>>5151832
it would make no difference he still has to jump

What the fuck is going on

>>5151858
They have a 20 second lag so even if he died, they would stop the broadcast.

>>5151870
no.

>>5151879
oh

sounds like shit is failing though

who put an energy drink company in charge of a space skydive anyway?

Am I the only one for whom the stream keeps crashing?

>>5151879
>Not being 100% confident on success
>Memorial service imminent

Anyone notice his O2 levels are rising dangerously high?

>>5151887
Probably

Third world country shit internet here and I'm getting just fine 720p

His O2 is getting high, and did they fix the heat issue?

rip in peace

>>5151887
http://bgonair.bg/bg/tvonline/

>>5151868
>hit the sky

In for the history hooks.

Best of luck Felix!

>bumgardener

So he just passed the Armstrong Line, which is the point which bodily fluids BOIL.
>BOIL!!!!!
If space is COLD because NO ATMOSPHERE, then why would his Bodily fluids BOIL?
AHA God: 2
Atheists: -1

>O2 is in the orange
>hes gonna die

>>5151903
>Rest in peace in peace?
>More like Rest in Peace in Space, amirite?

>>5151904
BUT I WANT TO SEE THE YOUTUBE VIDEO COUNTER BREAKING RECORDS LIVE

jesus why is his O2 suddenly so high?

The capsule's 02 air has just dropped into the red. Is this to expected?

/sci/ what happens if the percentage of O2 proceeds past 40% in the capsule?

There are bars on their sites that show O2 in a "red" state

>>5151930
>dropped

>>5151914
Things don't have to be hot to boil.

>>5151914
Lower pressures, lower boiling point.

>>5151914

>>5151924
Swag!

>>5151948
s--so what =(

My internet connection hiccupped for a minute and now this is all I'm getting. Is this right?

watching

O2 is dropping back to green.

>>5151957
No.
Use this:http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/

Is the counter to the right of timer the distance in kilometers?

>that tragic story

damn

>>5151957
refresh a couple of times

what would have happened if the O2 got too high anyway?

>>5151969
oxygen poisoning

>>5151969
Explosion from accidental spark

>>5151969
he wud dy

Admit it you sick fucks are watching in hope he will die or get injured.

>Bumgardener

>>5151969

his butt would drop off

>first person in freefall to break the sound barrier
>in space
>there is no sound in space
Yah explain how the fuck he is going to break something that isnt there

ultra checkmate atheist

why did acsent speed go down so much?

>>5151975
no. meters.

>americlaps

how long until he jumps? I just got on

>>5151993
It'll go down as he goes higher, because of the atmospheric density

>>5152002
About another 45 mins to an hour at the least.

>ive got no visor heat
>cut audio

>>5152002
At about 127000 ft or 37000 m.

>>5151993
Higher = Less atmosphere
Less atmosphere = less lift
Less lift = reduction in velocity

>>5151985
Usually yes. But I want to see this guy make it. FOR SCIENCE

>not listening to this whilst he jumps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g2W--ggN80&

>>5152012
>>5152017
u srs? goddamnit

>>5151985
>or get injured

There's no getting injured here. You either come out just fine, or you die.

DAT EARTH'S CURVATURE

I NEED A WALLPAPER

WHERE IS THE AUDIO, RED BULL.

OFFICIAL BACKGROUND MUSIC/SOUND

vocaroo.com/i/s0JsFF1E3XxR
COMBINE WITH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0UJk4EUzB0

>>5151990
>there is no sound in space
But he isn't in space, nor will he be going to space.

>>5152025
You're lagging pretty fucking far behind dude

fun fact: the helium used in the balloon represents 10% of the world's helium reserves

>>5152036

They are discussing the visor problem almost certainly

>Not listening to *Shels' album; Plains Of The Purple Buffalo on repeat until he jumps
>I shiggy diggy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKiXGXpxZYI

Do it, treat yo'self.

>>5152044
What a view.

>>5152046
wat

>>5152038
We're all in space

Obligatory harsh noise to wind up the mongoloids with extensions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGzrL8J0t-c

Sad to think redbull had to take initiative to fund some cool skydiving shit. What benefits will this really have though, "Oh boy now we know we can survive this."

>>5152046
Is this accurate? Are they even using helium?

>>5152037
DUDE

>>5152046
Source?

>all this sappy shit
>no intensity

Get on my pleb level.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x83olIGSBlE

Fuck, the stream is down for me.

Halp plox?

>>5152044
That's from the fisheye actually

>>5152046
<citation needed>

>>5152046

Can't you make helium?

HI, NARRATOR

LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE OF THE ROSWELL INCIDENT WAS 33.968418, -105.243530

LOOK AT FELIX'S.

>mfw I text family and friends that some guy is about to jump from space and decend to Earth and nobody texts back

>>5152046
Source, CITATION NEEDED.

>>5152060
SO EDGY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE

>>5152037
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0UJk4EUzB0
zomg

>>5152029
>>5152037
>>5152049
>>5152053
I hope you fucking die you pieces of shit!

Why do you do this? No one wants or cares for the shit you are spamming. Are you such sub-human creatures that you draw joy from ruining this great moment for the rest of /sci/?

I pity you, seriously. You are the cancer killing this world.

>>5152060

>Video game music

>>5151643
but that's because Satan lives down there, so it's really hot

>>5152060
take your kiddie game back to /v/

>>5152046
ur mum is world reserves

>>5152067
We are fucked
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2010-08/future-these-will-cost-100-each

>>5152066
>>5152067
>>5152070

It's a lie BUT it's true that we're running out of helium pretty quickly.

>>5152073

Turn YouTube embedding off, you retarded fat cunt.

>>5152046
>There's so little helium in the world
Nope.
There's a citation needed right there.

>>5152073

It's called sharing, autist.

>>5152073
jesus, just turn off embedding and shut up you fucking idiot

>>5152073
> Are you such sub-human creatures that you draw joy from ruining this great moment for the rest of /sci/?

I'm a sadist, so yeah.

Regardless, the only sub-human here is you, who can't untick a box on his personal computer.

Remember, evil exists because good men do nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luUtUH1vyPI

Jesus guys get your fuckin O2 under control

>>5152076
They're probably busy with facebook/instagram and reality shows

>>5152073
what the fuck is your problem

>Only 3.3 million watching

why

>>5152073
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-TCO2IdoTA&feature=relmfu

Why does he have his window covered, id wana look at the view

>>5152077
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukn6tgXP8KA
better?

>>5152046
Holy fuck you're retarded.

>>5152073
Use a different extension than the default you newfag peice of shit

If you all would jump with those vidya songs, I want you to know you should kill yourself.

Something to actually jump to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFqmz5NS1bM

So how long until he jumps?

>>5152102

Yes, it is.

Sup.

>not listening to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbUv1hz6mE

OFFICIAL SPACEDIVE AMBIENT YOUTUBE PLAYLIST:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM4NfOg7vCM&playnext=1&list=PL2380746735B47183&feature=r
esults_main

That infinite blackness...

Holy shit dat Earth view

Are we there yet?

Hi guys. Felix here.
My visor is fucked what do

>>5152088
See HERE
>>5152083

>>5152104
>venetian snares
ma fuckin nigga!

>>5152097
>only

This number is insane for a live stream, it will go up even more as he's jumping.

>>5152126
There are 7 billion people on this Earth and only 3 mil are watching a man jump from space?!

I could see black and the curvature of the earth by simply being in an airplane you stupid man.

Temperature is rising because the stratosphere is actually heated with gamma radiation, right?

>>5152118
Just queue up a bunch of Brian Eno, Steve Roach/Reich and Tangerine Dream.

>>5152125
Thanks.

Space...

>>5152123
Pic related.

>>5152112
Probably, yeah.

I have a tough choice.

Do I pick up my girlfriend from work or watch this?

I really don't want to miss it, but I love my girlfriend.

Wat do.

>>5152111
Yeah... jumping right when the beat drops would be pretty intense

>>5152133

my sides.

>>5152139
Watch this.

>>5152132
That nostalgia.

is he playing pong on his monitor?

>>5152139
Pick her up. You can watch it later, it won't stop happening. You're actually choosing between us or her.

i wonder what felix had for breakfast today

>>5152137
most of them are niggers and asian peasants

What is he pukes?

when's this nigga gon' jump?

>>5152137
Are you this petarded?

>>5152139
I HAD THE SAME EXACT DILEMMA.
chose watching

>>5152153
if*

How long until he jumps?

>>5152153
he won't
space training

he could from stress
but he's probably drugged

>>5152137
of which only 2.2 billion have internet access, dipshit.

What is he going to do again? Are they going to break the balloon?

>>5152149

I want to see it live.

>>5152153

>is he

>>5152158
120.000 ft

>>5152164

>>5152157

66.6% of the way there

this is the perfect time for a explosion

>>5152137
yup most of them are too retarded to internet.

>>5152165
alright.

>>5152162
Open the door, crack open a red bull, take a slurp, shout IT GIVES YOU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS into the mic and jump.

>>5152165
Does distance become a measurement of time at high altitudes?

fucking red bull viral

>yfw he takes a redbull before jumping

>>5152139
watch it, if you are a true /sci/entist

broads have always been detrimental to science.

>>5152178
It's much cheaper, easier, simpler, and much less can go wrong

>>5152171
how high are you?

Ok.

I have a question.

Why a balloon? Why not a rocket, or other aircraft?

>>5152132

>>5152171
yes

>yfw the capsule won't open for him
>yfw he is trapped and floats off into space
>yfw aliens from Alpha centauri pick him up
>yfw he returns in 200 years to wage war against Earth

>>5152139
i am in the same situation.
im just pretending im sick and not answering her calls

>>5152176
Four minutes.

The balloon is the condom I used on yo moma last night.

>>5152139
What's more important to you, anon? Pussy or SCIENCE

This is a question only you can answer.

>>5152178
Safety/because it will break another record.

>>5152178
Balloons allow for stable ascent and give a steady platform to allow from jumping. They're also cheaper then rockets and have much less of a chance of exploding.

>>5152194
The cough of a thousand deaths

dat cough

>>5152178

Safer? About a million times as cheap? Easier?

DAT COUGH

>>5152182

BREAKING NEWS:
They just discovered Felix is actually not in the capsule. Turns out he's actually hiding in his attic. They're just getting publicity from this for the show (for BBC)

What was that manly cough??

Excuse me, this is interesting and all, but how is this science? More like advertising and a little bit engineering.

>>5152178
cheaper and less can go wrong

Coughing like a boss.

>>5152202
It's just a glorified Red Bull advertisement. When he reaches 120000 feet he drinks a Red Bull and goes all like "Red Bull gives you wings!" and plummets to his doom in the name of capitalism.

dat TWENTY SECOND DELAY!!!!

>>5152182

Did I just hear "20 second delay?"

>>5152195
>>5152193
B-but Anon-kun... it isn't as COOL

>cough

>>5152182
>floats off into space
>implying the balloon is less dense than empty space

>>5152190
>>5152192
>>5152195
>>5152203
Pretty much what I thought.
Thanks.

>>5152211
What? Yes it is. He floating motherfuckah!

For the record, this is something you can all do at home. Search on youtube for "iphone stratosphere"

>>5152193

Why don't they use balloons to get astronauts to space, then a rocket for the rest of the way?

>>5152210

I heard it too.

>>5152180

Are you gonna go into space with your old man or not?

I missed the cough. What was it like?

This is fake, they just sent a camera into space and the guy is actually in Area 51 waiting for his salary to come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8OpsPok6iQ

>>5152218
>iphone

Fuck off.

>>5152217

>>5152223
Gosh.
Just wonderful, anon.

>>5152223
Coughy

>>5152220
please tell me you're not from /sci/

>>5151920
indeed he will

>>5152199
FELIX: "But guys, you said it we did it for Redbull!"

>People asking why we don't use Balloons instead of rockets to leave earth.

>>5152217
Lol could he drink red bull at that altitude?

>>5152228
You can use anything fagtard, thats just what other people used

Fucking hipster

Red Bull in charge of advertising.

Funniest thing is, they were totally unknown 5 years ago.

>>5152211
Actually, he's nearing the void of space.

I assure you it's very cool.

FUCK NO a minor issue

>Implying this isn't a statistics gathering mission
>Implying the guy jumping out of the capsule is necessary
>Implying they aren't doing it for funding because Americans don't give a fuck about space.

>minor issue reported

OSHITNIGGA

Track over last ~20 min.

They better fix that fucking visor heat or he won't be able to see anything when they depressurize the capsule.

I'm gonna be sad if they abort at the last minute because of the damn visor.

MINOR ISSUE

ABANDON SHIP

CANCEL MISSION

>>5152228
"I want to be different, just like everybody else!"

guis
srsly
wat if we watch this guy die on cam

The visor....noooooo

>not listening to trance that is about skydiving from the moon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWuX4cDzNP0

Here we go, they still havent solved the faceplate heat issue

>>5152248
They haven't said anything about it for a while.
Is it still a problem?

>>5152240
>Funniest thing is, they were totally unknown 5 years ago.

Not really?

Also
>Still troubleshooting visor heating issue

Won't he die on drop if they don't get that sorted in time?

WTF, that shit could have been checked PRIOR TO THE ASCENT.

>>5152220
the weight of the shuttle, fuel and astronauts probably make this inefficient

>>5152220
This is a very tiny craft that is going up, and it already requires the largest balloon ever used to lift something and a massive amount of hydrogen.

The size of balloons and hydrogen quantities they would need to life up things they typically send into space would be impractical.

>>5152240
>red bulltotally unknown 5 years ago

yeah - sure.

Are you ashamed that /sp/ has a massively more active and interesting thread about this?

>setting present present setting setting record present

If it wasn't for marketing that shitty company, I'd be interested.
Sage for not viral shit.

>>5152255

Well presumably he won't jump if they haven't fixed it in time, the capsule has a parachute.

>>5152266
>dat autism

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoh1698DnxY

he humps at 3:35

>Minor issue

IT'S OVER FELIX IS FINISHED

>>5152256
but that would be boring

The balloon takes forever. Why don't they use rockets.

>>5152266
>viral

Go back to where you belong, /v/ermin

>>5152252
>not having this on repeat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fiJ_kcb15c

>>5152265
There's a 20 second delay in case of oopsie dasies

>>5152260
What's to be ashamed about?

Missions like these don't happen very often.

And who knows, a few people might stick around because they were genuinely interested in space exploration.

when is he going to jump?

The counter on the left is feet, so is the right one miles or meters?

>>5152227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5kcBxL7-qI

What do you guys think he will say before he jumps out?

Niel Armstrong had one of the best, "That's one small step for man… one… giant leap for mankind."

>>5152279
At 120,000ft

>>5152260

But that thread is absolutely full to the brim with shite.

>implying I want to read arab this, arab that

>>5152269
Joe jumped with a ripped glove. If Felix doesn't jump he'll be the biggest space fail in history...

>>5152266
Fuck you bro

>>5152272
because a balloon costs about 20 bucks
this is an advertisement after all, no need to spend millions.

>>5152275
>death of a human
>oopsy daisy

>>5152276
>a few people might stick around
What the fuck are you babbling about

>>5152285

Also, dat captcha

>pubefuel

>>5152283
RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!

>>5152272

>>5152252
I like this, it works.

>>5152283
Red bull gives you wings

>>5152283
"That's one big jump for man... one.. small leap for mankind."

None of these people are going to jobs in about a week.

:\

>>5151990
he's gonna go faster than speed of sounds
and he's not jumping from space.

>>5152283
"Red Bull gives you wiiings!"

>>5152278
and breaks the sound barrier at 5:07

>implying Red Bull don't dominate in everything they do

/sp/ thread was just ruined, seeking refuge.

>Roswell, new mexico

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

>>5152306
>britfags

>>5152265
>>5152275
i'm calling it now. he will fail, they will fox news it, and 5(?) million people will see him hit the ground at the speed of light live.

>>5152295
>falling
>gives you wings

>>5152287

m is meters, you imbecile. The SI system, do you know it?

I just tuned in yo

pussy ass nigga still hasn't jumped

>>5152283
"That's one big jump for man...one...small leap for redbull's marketing team."

>>5152296
fucking A

>>5152260

>>5152296

>>5152306

Welcome.

>>5152283
What if he shouts "yolo"?

>>5152321
>implying he would be at the speed of sound in the dense atmosphere

Is this real or a magic trick?

>>5152283
"diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks"

HOLY SHIT

DID THE NARRATOR JUST SAID THAT HE WAS GETTING AWAY FROM THE SUN

WHAT

It's like I'm really watching an adrenaline-fueled version of "Up".

did the commentator really just say it's warmer because he is closer to the sun?
REALLY?

>>5152306
The edging picture, right?

>>5152315

>>5152323
He is a professional skydiver, not some douchebag

>>5152323

>epic win
>XD

>>5152319
You're a pleb?

>>5152283
I am commander Fenix and this is my favourite Drink in the citadel.

>>5152304
I hope they don't get the championship this year too. I would rather see Alonso take it.

inb4 he breaks rule 1&2 just before jumping off wit smiley mask

>>5152304

>>5152332
ty xD

>>5152319
slenderman is going to get him for the biggest attempt at running away from home ever.

>>5152331
That's why it would be so confusing

>>5152328
Wait, so you're saying that when you get closer to the Sun it doesn't get warmer? If that's true, why would Venus and Merkurius be so much hotter than Earth?

My mind is ready.

>>5152308I just wanted someone to back me up that it was meters. My wife kept arguing it was miles.

>>5152339
Mercury*

>>5152344
>>5152304

I think he is getting a Baum steer by Red Bull

I wonder how far he could travel if he had a wing-suit.

>>5152352

Bitch please

>>5152357
Forgot Pic

>>5152321
>see him at the speed of light

lol never seen dragon ball have you? he'll be invisible

>>5152322
Ha

>>5152328
Look up the temperature profile of the atmosphere retard. He's right.

Also, he's fucked if they don't fix that visor issue.

Pic is his track so far. He is indeed headed back in the direction of the departure airport.

>>5152352
Sebastian pls go

>>5152334
>speed of light
>implying implications

>>5152322
>feelix
nice touch

>>5152315

>red bull spastics forgot to check visor heating
>felix is fucked
>NASA shake heads

inb4 "white male/privileges" shit splattered all over tumblr.

>>5152348

Miles would be mi. Now why someone would like to use such an arbitrary rollercoaster of a system, I cannot fathom.

Godspeed to you, good sir, and your cockmongling landwhale of an imbecilic wife.

can someone post that reaction image of the redheaded kid taking off his helmet and his face freezing and filename it felix.gif

>>5152360
Oh shi-

What if the balloon popped?

>>5152380
Capsule has a parachute.

4 million Youtube viewers now

>>5152380
He'd die.

>>5152380

He would have to jump.

I think he's suited for it though

>>5152380
It will.

Explode already, this shit is boring.

>>5152354
not if i've trained enough to keep up with his movements
>implying i'm krillin-tier scum

This capsule gimmick an economical way of getting people to LEO?

>>5152380
1. The balloon will eventually pop.
2. If it popped before the planned jump height, he'll get the fuck out of the capsule.

I imagine if this works, it will be a great boon to current spacesuit technology.

Got a problem with your space station? No time to send a satellite? No fucking worries!

Just point yourself planetside, and JUMP!

>>5152380
>implying they didn't prepare for that

>if you can say warmer--, heh, about something below zero


YES YOU CAN HOLY SHIT I HATE THIS GUY

>100,000ft

>>5152401
This was done 50 years ago

>>5152401
>being this stupid

IS YOUR BODY READY?

Ha, conveniently everyone in mission control seems to be drinking red bull. Dicks.

>>5152397
>implying he'd be able to open the door as the capsule is in freefall

>>5152401
You're overestimating just how high he is going.

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

I got this.

>>5152406
Americans in charge of science.

Commentator calling Mexicans a bunch of scrubs

>announcer
>"16° Below Fahrenheit."
>mfw

>>5152378

Only 20.000ft to go.

>>5152418
I wish felix was jeb instead of datfeelguy

if the record is 31 km, why are they bothering to go all the way up to 37 and jump?

>>5152401

>implying space stations sit at 37 klicks up

My sides are fluctuating at an uncontrollable frequency.

>>5152432
to break the sound barrier

This is going to be aborted if they are STILL discussing the visor.

Reactors online.
Weapons online.

All systems nominal.

>>5152418
Oh god, I laughed.

>>5152439
they can't abort now though

>>5152432
they want to break the speed of sound too

>>5152432
It's not just about records idiot

>>5152418
>Jeb
Well at least he won't puss out.

RECORD BROKEN

>>5152418
hahahahahaha

>>5152139
pick her and and have sex, for us

>>5152446
not if he dies

>>5152418

haha

CAPTCHA; preparations unfable

>>5152438
>>5152442
oh

>>5152452
yes they can...

>>5152446
He has to fall first, dipfuck.

So...he is beta testing Space Citizen?

10 minutes to go fags!

>On the 14th of October, 2012, you will believe that a White Man can jump.

>year before...
>YEAR AFTER
>what?
>AFTER
>oh year after

Fucking mother fucker. Who let this guy near a mic?

>>5152457
how is he going to get down?

Manly tears incoming

>Felix Baumgartner @FelixBaumgart

>Live from space! World you are beautiful.

>>5152464
11/10

>>5152467
The fast way

>>5152467
the capsule has a chute, he would just ride it out in there.

>>5152470
>guy in charge of tweeting while his face visor is broken

>>5152470

No way, is he actually tweeting?

>>5152440
Spectre Lance. Systems ready, weapons hot and ready up.

>>5152470
That's fake, right?

>>5152467

ALT F4

>no one is sure where it will stop

>calculated
>mathematically

Who the fuck is this guy

>>5152465
Not to mention the constant disgusting mouth sounds
>SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH

>>5152470

>>5152467
Unlock the baloon, sail to safety within the capsule on a big-ass parachute.

>>5152328
>>5152427
>>5152406
>>5152428
>>5152465
this guy is having such a hard time...

>>5152479
brb, jumping from space LOL
#FuckThisGayEarth

>>5152480

He is.

>Thank you to our sponsor, @redbull & @RedBullStratos for making this possible. Family & friends, see you on the ground.

Wonder what the options are for the visor other than (1) abort or (2) die.

>>5152494
>see you on the ground

DID HE

REALLY SAY THAT
WHAT IF HE DIES

What is a heat visor? Is it like a heat shield? and for what?

>>5152482
https://twitter.com/FelixBaumgart

See for yourself.

>>5152499
Then they'll see a sizable crater on the ground.

> 4,545,372 watching now

no wonder it's lagging like shit

>>5152485
I hate this shit so much.

Why do people do this? Take a drink you Neanderthals.

how long time before he jump?
I need to shit a lot

>>5152495
I don't see how aborting would even work anymore, it's not like someone could just go up there and bring him down.

>>5152500
It heats his visor

DUH