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Why can't you guys try and cure something that is actually worth something?

What I'm talking about is Garlic Breath. Once you get in your system,it's next to impossible to get it out.

The Stench ooozesss out of your pores and it offends many.

>> No.5144574

I eat raw garlic before breakfast, I cut little pieces and swallow them with juice or milk. It keeps my immune system booster and my stomach clean. It is also good to eat some if you're planning on going through the woods for the day. It keeps the mosquito away.

>> No.5144581

It's called drinking water and brushing your teeth, faggot.

>> No.5144603

>>5144574
no idea if this is serious but holy shit that just made me laugh

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>>5144574
>raw garlic

>> No.5144646

>>5144571
Even more pressing, why have we not made a toilet that doesn't splash when we take a shit?

It's the fucking 21st century!

>> No.5144651

>>5144646
Even morely pressing, why haven't we developed technology so that we don't have to shit at all? Shouldn't this be priority #1?

Imagine all of the time saved.

>> No.5144656

>>5144651
But when would we get homework done?

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>>5144656
>doing homework on toilet
>not doing homework in shower

Is it 2012 or what?

>> No.5144663

>>5144660
>Doing homework in the shower
Then when the fuck do you shit?

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>>5144663
In the shower

>> No.5144730

>>5144698
interesting. what if there was a toilet in the shower? or what if the bathroom was the shower, and you would only need to walk in to it and flip a switch to turn on the shower, that flowed in like twenty different directions, then you could switch on a dryer that would blow everything into a drain that was in the perimeter of the entire room what if this wall drain also had the capacity to accept shit as well? that would be the best bathroom ever.

>> No.5144735

This thread is seriously the best thing on /sci/ right now.

You guys are actually solving relevant problems like human beings.

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>>5144730
>this is my only wish

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>>5144730
then there would be a sink in the middle of the room that would rise out of the floor along with and then the bowl of the sink would drop into the center and the ceiling would shoot water like a sink and and then one of the entire walls would consist of a mirror so you see your entire body as you wank in the best bathroom ever.

>> No.5144767

>>5144753
the driers would be located along the top of the perimeter of the wall to ensure the walls were dry(mold and shit.) the floor naturally covered in nonslip and also dried by a huge drier located parallel to the shit collecting ditch as illustrated. this would blow all the water off of everything but the ceiling, which would naturally be slanted so the water would fall into the wall. all your toiletries would pop out of a compartment in the pop out sink.