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Study physics
study math
I was stupid
for choosing this path.

>>4959853

>study physics
>study math
>no job prospects
>*supervillain laugh*

>study physics
>study math
>i'm a neckbeard
>what is bath

>study physics
>study math
>30 year old virgin
>feel my wrath

>study physics
>study math
>tfw no gf

>Study physics
>Study math
>My life is stagnating, I have no friends, live with my mother, and wish I would die
>....math

>study bio
>study psych
>sipping starbucks
>I'm a dyke

>>4959872
>>4959873
that didn't take long

>Study Intermediate Algebra
>Study Remedial English
>I'm very stupid
>That I am.

>study physics
>study math
>Jacob Barnett's
>epitaph

>study bio
>study psych
>failing calculus
>homework help general

study electrical theory
study automation
my brain got raped
now it's on permanent vacation

>study physics
>study math
>post on /sci/
>they'll never laugh

>study Cartan geometry
>study homotopy theory and loops
>realize I have knowledge gap
>go to the library and lend a book on finite groups

>study Cartan geometry
>study homotopy theory and loops
>realize I have knowledge gap
>go to the library and get a book on finite groups

Does studying physics really have such shitty prospects?

>>4959930

>study business
>study psych
>i don't know
>is this right?

>>4959930

Pretty much. You have to have a PhD to even qualify for a upper level job, and most of those are already taken by super geniuses.

>study physics
>study math
>making me
>a psychopath

>study absolutely nothing
>spend my free time getting lovin'

>study finance
>study banking
>no one loves me
>stay home wanking

>study electromechanical devices
>motors, generators and such
>look at clusterfuck winding schemes until your eyes bleed
>don't like that part much

>study shower
>study bath
>what is physics
>why the math

>study physics
>study math
>differential equations in my nightmares
>fading sanity is the aftermath

Study Wittgenstein, Kant and Russel
Think I sprained my mental muscle

>study math
>study math
>eat some food
>study math

>>4960112
A fellow philosophag?

> study psych
> in class I dozed
> can do this shit
> with my eyes closed

>study physics
>study math
>remember the physicist's disappointment
>and the mathematician's hateful laugh

>study life
>study mars
>fuck my wife
>buy a few cars

>>4959862

10/10

Archive pls

>>4959821
>Study comp sci
>Study math.
>On retards computers
>I install avast.

>Study poor
>Study math
>These grants
>They shall not last

>study math every day
>write in weird font
><span class="math">300~K[/spoiler]
><span class="math">any~job~I~want[/spoiler]

>study English
>still can't write
>troll post on /sci/
>hope for a bite

>study bio
>study chem
>runny nose
>lots of phlegm

>Study ChemE
>Study Dutch
>Can't even synthesize LSD
>What the fuck

>Study English
>Study Arts
>My butt's hairy
>And it farts

>>4960206
lol'd hard

>learn QFT
>doesn't take long
>professor and teen
>proof Einstein wrong

> study physics
> feel like a tard
> gf left me
> life is hard

>>4960227
>Be an accident
>Autistic too
>Not very good at math
>Sucks to be you

>study physics
>study math
>have trouble reading a linear graph

> study math
> don't feel driven
> what is all this
> I don't even

>study physics
>study math
>can't rhyme for shit

>Nigger nigger
>Bitch bitch
>Fuck the h8rz
>Ma pubes itch

>study art
>study lit
>i'll have no part
>of this shit

>Study Physics
>Study Chem
>Super Smart
>Not one friend

:-(

>Rather fat
>Never get grants
>Have to go now
>Just shat pants

>study spanish
>study history
>where's my burrito
>it's a fuckin mystery

>study poli sci
>hope for law
>wait i'm somali guy
>have to withdraw

>>4960302
>>4960292
>>4960287
>>4960277

Thanks for making me laugh.

>>4960184
oh lawd.

>Study Engineering
>Study math
>Gays be leering
>At my fat

>go in a lab
>to do some electronics
>the rooms full of niggers
>speaking Ebonics

>study mechanics
>get confused as fuck
>who knew shit's that complex
>what rotten luck

> study law
> but any course I choose
> is always filled
> with argumentative jews

>study engineering
>study math
>on /sci/ they hate me
>because I get more cash

> study psych
> "one way or another
> you want to fuck your mom
> and kill your father"

>>4960466

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Pasty white boys
>Tryin' to rhyme
>Oh mah lawdy
>Whadda' good time

> study economics
> get laid by chinese
> get laid by indian
> girls

>UGYUGYBONGBONG
>UGABUGABOO
>NIGANOGABINGBANG
>ABLOOBLOOBLOO

>study electrical theory
>recommend playing with power lines when dreary
>grab them cables with glee
>light your ass up like a christmas tree

>>4960490
>i wanna walk like you
>talk like you
>too-oo-oo

>>4959821

>study economics
>study math
>drink
>fuck 2 of the hot asian girls in my classes
>sleep
>repeat

>>4960563
Hey I'm appearing in a cap now!

>study biology
>I don't understand what's with all the noise
>study evolution
>it's only a theory (a geuss)

>study biology
>I don't understand what's with all the noise
>study evolution
>it's just a theory (a geuss)

>study physics
>study math
>steal a gun from my neighbors car
>bloodbath!!!!

>Study science
>Study math
>So immoral
>eat babies on the Sabbath

>study math
>grow a beard
>mail some bombs
>technology is weird

A+ thread

>study bio
>its shit-tier
>but ive got to
>medfag here

>womens studies
>fucking gay
>study math
>300K

>>4960667

>>4960667
you only grow a bead when you're sad. has Lost teach you nothing?

yes

>study math
>get phd
>300k starting
>any job i want

> study New-York
> steal all their gold
> claim it exploded
> troll the world

> study their family
> it's a trick, I can tell
> do you have any aspirin?
> hey they're in a motel!

>>4960702
>>4960714
This is glorious. Well played, sir.

>Come onto /sci/
>Read this thread
>About to leave
>Write one instead

>50 bucks
>little man
>put that shit
>in my hand

>study neuro
>no longer care
>become the joker
>go out with flair

>>4960786
pic related

>>4960786

> study ninjitsu
> learn to disappear
> in Gotham's villains
> instill a fear

>>4960775

> study only one major
> or you'll surely be shook
> 'cause ain't no such thing
> as halfway crooks

>>4960667

10/10

simple but effective, short but sweet

>>4960775
huehuehue

I love you Jay, no homo

Signed: Silent bob.

>study MechE
>it's a fun class
>now I take
>cocks up my ass

>Drop out of college
>Get called a stoner
>Create Apple Inc.
>Give hipsters boners

> study anthropology
> I don't feel like a man
> wish I had never
> started 4chan

>study logic, study sets, do long proofs till my fingers are sore
>study quantum mechanics and think of von Neumann, who did both, and so much more
>would he be pleased with todays papers, satisfied with the research quality?
>some are long, some are short, but all of finite cardinality
>some odd - but like my mother said: life's like a box with a cat
>The axiom of choice, it is false, and so you never know, what you gonna get

>>4961000
Oh god, that was awful.

>>4961000

>>4961006
sadface.jpg

>>4961000

Winrar
Also trips

>study math
>get a PhD
>300k starting
>any job I want

>4chan-lurking
>Landwhale tier
>permavirgin
>Engineer

>study econ
>study hard
>life is failure
>I'm a fucking tard

>>4961031
only the fourth time posted ITT...

>study physics
>fail miserably
>study math
>fail miserably
>study poetry
>fail miserably

>>4961090

>become HS teacher
>????
>PROFIT!

>>4961090

> study poetry
> fail miserably

yeah that's self explanatory

>study medicine
>study
>study
>study
>study
>study
>fuck my life

>Study medicine
>It fucking sucks
>7 years wasted
>To look at butts

>>4960995

I'm proud of you /sci/. Good thread.

>Study engineering
>Lots of math
>Put your dick
>In my ass

>study computer engineering
>want to study physics
>seriously you guys?
>wat do?

>>4961282

Nothing? Study it in your spare time after you graduate?

>>4961282
>>4961282
>>4961282


study physics on the side or get a minor in it

unless you want to be a hot shot theoretical physicist theres literally no point to get a physics degree--they are pretty useless

>>4961288
>>4961289
the problem with physiscs is that i dont know what to do with it later but im deeply interested in that

also is there any info on good literature you /sci/entists can point me to?

>Study poetry
>English, too
>Master of rhymes
>And word flow, too

>>4961303

>Study Shakespeare
>Make scientists cower in fear
>My vision is clear
>I will spend the rest of my life, drinking beer

>I study computing
>These theories are weird
>I pick cheeto crumbs
>Out of my neck beard

Study A-Life
Erry day
Nobody notices
But that's okay

But seriously why is it so unpopular
You'd think people would be all over this shit

> I saw the best minds of computer science
>destroyed by autism
>fat, neckbearded,naked
>Dragging themselves through the nigger internet at
>night, searching for an angry fix

- Alan Assberg

>Here in my room
>I sit amazed
>A thread not yet ruined
>By EK

>>4960470
>Freud
>Modern psychology

Study all
Study everything
being polymath
is king

>>4961331

>118 posts
>For /sci/, I raise a toast
>For here, EK
>Cannot boast

>Holy shit
>Speak of the devil
>It's Ek
>Just kidding it's notfaggot (lel)

>>4961368
>Holy shit
>Speak of the devil
>EK dwells
>When we see her, lets throw pebbles

>study physics
>go to walmart
>niggers niggers
>niggers niggers

>be hobo
>get paid
>richer than
>your pHd

>>4961389
>he who is without shitposting shall cast the first stone
the word of the lord

>>4961396

>nigger nigger
>nigger nigger
>nigger nigger
>nigger nigger

>study bio
>study chem
>my throat is hurting
>so much phlegm

true story, fucking dried throats.

>study nothing
>mind is blank
>mind is blank
>welfare time

>study physics
>study math
>300k starting
>any job, I can have

>study art
>get a BA
>work at mcdonalds
>getting minimum wage

>The room I enter
>Sickly sweet
>The air that sweats
>Smells such a treat
>The source of which
>A lustful shame
>Upon last week’s socks
>I duly came.

>Study physics
>Study math
>Never alone
>My girlfriend strokes my shaft

>study chem
>study physics
>drink vodka
>play magic

>study physics
>study math
>envying chemists
>awaiting death

>study engineering
>study pseudomath
>why do all of u
>perceive me as a fag?

>>4961525

I like it.

>learn pratical job
>do not study
>there are no jobs
>recieve money from state and feel bad about it, degenerate slowly while having a shitty job here and there
>my potential is wasted but I prefer a easy life anyway

>study bio
>study psych
>see success
>we're un-alike

>study physics
>study math
>the jealous others low IQs
>don't amount to half

>Study /sci/
>I'm part of staff
>When will /g/'s neckbeards
>Take a bath

>>4961045

10/10

>>4961611
I get the feeling you don't really grasp how this works.

>>4961331
>>4961357
>>4961368
>>4961389
...aaaand here comes EK, samecocking for quadruple attention bonus.

>study math
>study stat
>300K starting
>Just like that

>study stat
>overjoyed
>getting fat
>unemployed

>studied comp sci in high school
>knowledge amounts to fucking shit
>useless skills when job hunting
>my life I wish to quit

>mfw not studying anything because you already know the important physics and more advanced concepts simply from self education on the internet and having more free time to learn the hard stuff and not struggle with advanced maths as they are simply made up concepts with no reason.

>>4962015

/Popsci/ pls go

>>4962015
Did someone say SpaceEngine?

>>4962024

No.

Hnnnnng

>>4962015

>arrogance is thinking you know shit
>science and engenieering are built on advanced math, dimwit

>>4962028
I think someone did.

Oh.

Why do these graphics suck so bad?

>>4962015

>this guy thinks
>that watching cox
>makes him genius
>"who needs docs?"

>study robotics
>make android sex toys
>rake in heaps of cash
>from forever alone boys

^ business plan proposal

>>4962102

>Take your plan
>Stick robot finger in ass
>Create spam-jam
> Acquire billions and billions of fans.

>>4961953
Not EK. Wrong tripcode.

>>4959821
That cat looks stoned. Are you, OP?

>drop out of school
>pick up meth
>sitting on the bottom of a pool
>for i await death

>>4960123
>this
>this
>this
>this

>>4962068
Graphics to what?

>study sunlight
>fucked a bee
>bitches love me
>I'm a tree

>study womens studies
>study trig
>check your fucking privilege
>you misogynistic pig

>Study sociology
>Study gender studies
>I give head
>To all my buddies

>>4962438

>study physics
>study math
>this line doesn't rhyme
>Neither does this one

>Watch my little pony
>Masturbate
>I don't know about you
>But this life is great

>Doing math
>Is like doing porn
>Its all just multiplying
>Just a different form

>Study math, brain begins to fry.
>I am going to
>Shitpost on /sci/.

>study geology
>study chem
>look at crystals
>not one gem

>study physics
>study math
>leave /sci/ for a day
>this thread isn't dead yet

>be OP
>make this thread
>mfw
>it isn't dead

i am proud, /sci/

>Study foreigners
>Study hard
>Look at all these Mexicans
>In my yard

>>4962533

This is quite poetic, there's a deep metaphor here.

> Be in School
> This whole summer
> Studied English
> What a bummer

> Need to study
> Have no time
> Still posted on /sci/
> Just to rhyme

> study plumbing
> wish for freedom
> what's in there?
> mushroom kingdom!

>Jacob Barnett
>Jacob Barnett
>Jacob Barnett
>Jacob Barnett

>antidepressants
>amphetamine
>I'm not into drugs
>I'm into maths

>study meteo
>storms are strong
>what's your major
>"oh so you get paid to be wrong"

>study chem
>make tnt
>now the authorities
>are after me

>Study ChemE
>Want to make MoneE
>Save every penny
>Reactors cost about tree fiddy

Study compsci
write some code
won't compile
want to die

>study art
>follow my dream
>end up at starbucks
>would you like cream?

>come to sci
>expect something good
>see this thread
>fuck my life

>Study CompSci
>Everyone thinks I'm weird
>Will you start the next Facebook?
>Nope, I'm just growing a neckbeard

> study comp sci
> study hard
> everyone thinks
> i'm a tard

>study o chem
>makes no sense
>maybe i'm just
>really dense

>>4963378
Nice

>study the game
>and how to neg
>go to a bar
>laughingwhores.jpg

>Study med
>Study Law
>100k per malpractice case easily
>when life's this good I don't even have to rhyme
>I like pizza.

>teach chemistry
>start making meth
>befriend a wigger
>wish for his death

>Study Comp Sci
>I'm that guy
>Who made Facebook
>I'm so fly

>>classes at Harvard
>>through edX
>>o god why
>>I'll never ever get sex

>Study animals
>and how they piss
>I seriously hope
>you don't do this

>go to /sci/
>see this thread
>funny shit
>now it's archived

>study science
>study math
>working at NASA
>kiss my ass

>Get PhD in math
>Now want to die
>because 300k
>was a fucking lie

>>4959821
>go to /sci/
>see this thread
>post in it once
>go to bed

>OP's pic, is a cat
>with a tap
>, now I must go
>To fap

>>4963834

>go to /sci/
>monitoring thread
>archived and vote up
>deletion makes me sad

>Go for a PhD project after
>studied Electrical engineering
>examine and solve, mentor says it's too complicated
>I can't believe what I'm hearing.

>study nothing
>4chan all day
>hide insecurity
>call engineers gay

>Study Psychics
>Study Astronomy
>all memory: no real intelligence
>still more than biology

>study physics
>study maths
>laugh at physics
>study maths
>tired of maths
>study physics
>have English homework
>study maths instead
>want to hang myself
>study maths

>Study art
>it makes me giddy
>2012
I Shiggy diddy

On the final I needed an A
or I'd plummet my GPA.
I studied for hours
with no time for showers
but still failed the test the next day.

I used to think math was a breeze
where I'd pass all my classes with ease.
Differential equations
would end good relations
for my grades had turned into Cs.

Built from work experience
only high-school degree
my resume gets picked over yours
the job goes to me

>>4964023

>this thread started well, buddy
>but now it's gonna get bloody
>this guy fucks it all
>not even a troll
>are you dense? just start it with "Study"!

>eat all day
>watch Jay Leno
>be a cat
>mui bueno

>study math
>get confused
>will it really
>be of use?

>Is he live or dead?
>Are there thoughts within his head?
>We'll just pass him there.
>Why should we even care?

>study English
>still can't write
>bad at math
>I'm contrite

>Study math
>Study bio
>I am black
>and live in ohio

>walk in bathroom
>close door
>take a shit
>oh lord

>Study Physics,
>Math, and Phil;
>Act superior?
>That I will!

>major in physics
>find it quite funny
>aint got no job
>aint got no money

>study this thread
>study it long
>all the humor
>has now gone

>>4960470
10/10, so bad only a minority would get

>Study chem
>Get a job in industry
>Getting paid for science
>Suck it physicsfags

>Study physics
>Can't get a job
>settle for a bakery
>God, I wish I'd majored in something else

>1945 war vet
>Own some pets
>Now I sit in class
>Studying sets

>As the joker
>Be James Holmes
>Sit in the theater
>Busting domes

>>4964753
I've never taken a psychology class and I have heard of this concept.

Honestly anyone going to a university or high school that offers entry level psych courses will hear a peer guffaw about this.

>study math
>study physics
>on my own time
>can't pay for school
>fuck all your rhyme

>study bio
>say math autistic
>so you know
>I can't statistic

>study chem
>study biology
>no job, no money
>might as well have majored in astrology

>study hard
>for mathematics
>god tier bard
>is automatic

>study computer science
>study ethics
>...
>I don't even know.

>Is this the real life?
>Is this just fantasy?
>Stuck in a land slide
>No escape from realityyyyyyy

>study biology
>memorize on a dime
>math is hard
>looks like it's welfare time

>study engineering
>study math
>can't stop that feeling
>of my dick in vag

>>4960112
>Russell.
It's two 'L's.

>Study Physics with cute girl
>depression hits, brain's a swirl
>fail my classes, lose scholarship
>drop out, of dignity stripped
>spend a year digging ditches
>she's with a fatty, I'm cursing bitches
>different college, feeling stupid
>sad and lonely, fuck you, Cupid
>I want to leave you all behind
>too cowardly my death to find

>>4964892

>study your post with great intent
>this made my heart full of resent
>this world is hard and your dick's flaccid
>your ex deserves to bathe in acid
>but from my view this can be fixed
>if love and studies aren't mixed
>finish Physics, show defiance
>I love you buddy, you have /sci/ence

>>4965621
That's beautiful, man

>>4965621
Whats going on in this thread... OH lawd.

> study bio and physics for fun
> turns out I need moar sun
> will bio hysics lead me to know the meaning of life
> cloud strife

> study phil
> study psych
> I drink Snapple
> I wear Nike

>Study Anthro
>Study Phil
>My job prospects
>Amount to nil

How is this thread still alive?

>>4966395
Sheer willpower.

>>4966439
this is legendary. is this archived?

>>4966395

it's fun to rhyme
why not join us
we're having a good time
don't make a fuss

>>4966395
>Threads like this find ways to thrive

>>4960256
nice one

>>4966395
> Study Kant
> I can perceive -
> Don't kill this thread, it's
> Imperative!

>>4966676
nice

>Lack another rhyme
>But I'm gonna bump this thread
>One more time
>Post more so it won't be dead

> study bio
> study med
> left my scalpel
> in your head

:(

>>4966888

>you disturb me
>you really do
>not letting you near me
>that's what I shall do

>as a nerd i have many a pimple
>that i cannot hide behind a wimple
>i do not know why
>a board such as /sci/
>is so amused by poems so simple

>study "buddy"
>what a shock
>take off her pants
>reveal a cock

>>4966449

>any rhythm
>you have not
>get better at
>rhyming you ought

>>4960184

what's wrong with avast?

>stealing a laptop
>running from enraged police
>shit on police men

>Study physics
>Study math
>Fuck you and your bath

>>4966917

I spit water all over my keyboard. 264536/10. Fucking five star post.

>>4966920
That's like asking "what's wrong with car tires" after I tell you I'm an engineer who replaces tires for a living.

>>>4966888
>study meth
>as hard as I'm able
>now I'm a cadaver
>on your table

>study physics
>study math
>have a phone
>nobody calls

>>4967041

>then you should be
>able with ease
>to tell me a
>better program please

>>4967041

>then you should be
>able with ease
>to tell me a
>better one please

>>4967183
>>4967195

>study logic
>you have false desires
>refuting does not
>an alternative requires

>>4967200

>not trying to argue
>or to be mean
>just want to keep
>my computer clean

>>4967214

>just want advice
>in reasonable time
>taking forever
>cause /sci/ can't rhyme

>>4967223

>afraid to inform
>you're far from bliss
>I'm not the guy
>who posted this:
>>4960184

> In medical school
> I learn every disease
> Now I'm tormented
> By self diagnoses

>study finance
>to rule the world
>it's all sales
>in a ball i lay curled

>Math is hard
>But it gets worse
>To make an apple pie from scratch
>You must first invent the universe


>Traveling with voyager
>Is like making smurfs go splot
>Because when you look back
>All you see is a pale blue dot

>>4959821
>Study maths
>"Just an hour's /sci/ break"
>Look at the clock
>"Fuck, quarter past eight?!"

>Studying math
>Is a lot of fun
>But your girl friend
>Is the root of minus one

>Study intel
>Watch grades dive
>Go enlist instead
>Fuck it, I'll do it live

I can code
In 9 languages
unemployed neckbeard
eating sandwiches

>be homeschooled
>what the fuck is a poem
>oh god what am I doing
>fuck

>>4967595

>looking through the tripfags
>for who to screen next
>too bad it's anon
>who can't into greentext

>fuck I can't even come up with anything anymore

>study 4chan
>study reddit
>former is awesome
>latter is shit

>>4968042
>it will be over soon
>Please don't cry ;_;
>Just stop rhyming
>And let it die.

>>4968061
You cant into rhyme
For which is a crime
Goto prison dont go past go
Anal lovin with bubba obongo

>>4968064

>No, fuck this shit
>this thread will be immortal
>it brings joy to my heart
>much like Portal

mfw this thread is still going?

>>4959951
You're wrong.

>>4968133
>Forever lasting
>This thread will be preserved
>There is just one question
>Can entropy be reversed?

Danger Factor
Nuclear Disaster
Liquid Thorium
Fusion Reactor

>study physics
>study maths
>I'm still dumber
>than a cat

No offense cats.

>study physics
>go on holiday
>study nothing
>feel bad all day

>>4968167
>study physics
>study hard
>your answer quickly
>you should find
Sorry for the rhyme.

>>4968197
>I already know
>What the answer is
>Isaac Asimov told me
>In the last question of his.

>Know all of physics and math
>Oh yes I do
>I'll tell you the secret
>Its forty-two

>Be a woman
>Feel my wrath
>Be empowered
>Suck at math

>what we have here
>is a chain reaction
>by responding to other anons
>we ensure no end to the rhyming action

>A lose cable
>Its where it begun
>Its why the photon went fast
>But the neutrino won

>Hide and seek
>My position they cannot see
>For I tell them
>My momentum with great accuracy

>>4968230

>Forcing rhymes
>to fit the end
>is always bad.
>Banana blend.

>If evolution
>Is correct
>Why call it a theory
>And not a fact?

>study business
>study bio
>banging bitches
>in Ohio

>Working at CERN
>Is a lot like sex
>But instead of making babies
>You make higgs.

>Facts are a thing
>you can state
>by seeing or not seeing them while
>theory are what
>explains them
>thus evolution wishses
>to tell us how and why
>while facts are
>which how and why are about
Okay fuck my shit rhyming. Evolution is an explanation for thing, basically a set of relations between concepts, while a fact is a set of observable features. Theories, hovewer relevant they may be, aren't of the same nature as facts.

Sun made of lava
Sun made of ice
I need the answer
Please be nice

Science is a religion
Yet claim faith in none
Atheists: 0
Christians: 1

>>4968259
>Evolved for rhyming
>You did not
>Try praying for those skills
>To a god

Monkeys into humans
if evolution is true
then why don't humans
walk out of the zoo

>>4968263

>science is just a method
>to examine reality
>my dick I use to examine
>your mother's anal cavity

>>4968269
>Humans walk out of the zoo
>Don't be naive
>Every one that enters
>Will also leave

>speak the truth
>until i'm weary
>shut up anon
>"it's only a theory"

>If evolution
>Is not a lie
>Why don't we evolve
>To never die?

>>4968265
>Rhyming is about practice
>And I have none
>But I'll follow your advice
>My dear anon

>>4968263
>Do you think that this life
>Is a motherfucking match ?
>Some Christians were scientists
>And great ones at that

>>4968279
>Keep up the good work
>Continue to rhyme
>You will be wonderful
>It just takes time

>study physics and math
>think, "i'm so smart!"
>but true enlightenment
>lies in the arts

>>4968287
>Art may possibly be
>The pinnacle of society
>But it is still
>A worthless degree

>>4968278

>it's a natural process
>without anthropocentric goals
>immortality is a dream
>for selfish assholes

>>4968291
>Wanting to live for infinity
>Makes me an asshole
>But wanting a 100 years
>Is fully normal?

>>4968246

>Just then, a pro-life
>Navy SEAL
>stood up and made
>a strong appeal

>He held a rock
>and asked the teacher
>"What about this
>you welfare leecher?"

>"That thing you hold
>is just a rock,"
>the professor smirked,
>"you stupid jock."

>"If evolution's true
>you goddamned queer,
>Why's this rock
>not a steer?"

>The professor cried
>and dropped his book
>The students couldn't
>Bear to look

>He lost his tenure
>his job as well.
>He died of AIDS
>and burned in hell

>An eagle named
>Small government
>Perched atop
>the monument

>The eagle cried-
>its wings it flapped.
>We stood in awe
>before we clapped.

>That day we won,
>I won't deny.
>For liberty.
>Semper fi.

>A congratulations is in place
>For this is the first long thread
>In which every post
>I have read.

>>4968296
>You talk about a Navy SEAL
>Criticizing other things
>Yet say "Semper Fi"
>Are you for real?

>Study physics
>Study astronomy
>Hope there's jobs
>In this economy

>>4968304

>You cannot see
>it's just a troll.
>Read this now:
>With love, from /pol/

http://toosiblog.tumblr.com/post/12856396341/a-liberal-muslim-homosexual-aclu-lawyer-professor

>I'll have a some H2O
>you have some H2O too?
>Why are you looking at me
>As if I want to kill you?

>>4968293

>fathom the difference
>between 100 years and forever
>100 is more practical and less insane
>it is better
>humans reproduce exponentially
>immortality would be a disaster
>we would become the cancer of the universe
>expanding faster and faster

>Schrodinger, why
>you put my cat in a box?
>What you mean, dead and alive?
>Isn't that a paradox?

>>4968308
>To your board I go not
>Flames are all I see
>I'd rather be on /tg/
>And into "elf slave wat do?" put thought

>Study math
>I can't relate
>Try to do it
>Procrastinate
>Couldn't do my homework
>And now its too late
>Drop out
>Masturbate

>>4968314
>Are you sure
>That it is true
>Living infinitely
>Is not good for you?
>Would it really make us the cancer
>of this place?
>or would it really make us
>the master-race.

>300 posts
>Which we have past
>I can't help but wonder
>How long this will last

>study meth
>fall on the floor
>everybody walk
>the dinosaur

>/sci/ has a viagra enhanced boner
>bend over everyone
>until it's all over
>we love you long time
>with our awkward rhyme

>Science too hard
>It hurts my head
>I guess I'll try
>Religion instead

>>4968237
>>4968254
>>4968263
>>4968270
>>4968272
>>4968296
>>4968321
>>4968349
This are brilliant, thanks for making me laugh.

>Study /sci/ threads
>This one's great, I can tell;
>Thank you, Anons
>I love you, farewell

Archived:
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/sci/54211/study-physics

>doctor told me I had three months left
>I'm running out of time
>it's ok, I won't cry
>I began to commit petty crime.
>Mfw the irony
>My Tulpa told me I'll be fine.

>>4968880
>With only 3 months left
>I would know what to do
>Or rather
>Who

>study engineering
>my throat is coarse
>if this dick wasn't in my mouth
>I'd sound like a Norse.

This isn't dead yet?!

>I chose for art
>Over physics
>My brain isn't used as much
>But my dick is.

Epic thread

Mods.. sticky it and make it perma.

>Did you know?
>10.000 posts have past
>Believe me
>This thread was made to last

>sky high
>this thread shall fly
>we must bump it and try
>to never let it die