/sci/ - Science & Math

>>4959342
wtf??
even if it works on humans (which it probably wont) then the sex would be over almost instantaneously because guys cant just continually come!
[sarcasm] yeh, thats what everyone fucking wants. an instany DIY 'minute-man' pill. just fucking great [/sarcasm]

>>4959350
I wouldn't mind. Ya know, just sitting and bam I cum all over dem bitches ya know?

>>4959350
Gee, a feminist. That's original.

>>4959352
oh, just fucking great.
so as long as you get your fucking rocks off you dont care about her pleasure at all then?
just a few second, in, off, out, and you're done.

that aint fucking acceptable you selfish prick.

Q1) How do I tell a male dolphin from a female one?
A1) Probably the most common question I get asked. There are 2 ways of determining the sex of a dolphin. The most obvious way is to take a peek under the peduncle (the long part of the body connected to the tail flukes). On the dolphin's belly, directly opposite the dorsal fin, will be the umbilicus, or the navel of the dolphin. Looking further down towards the tail, you start to see the differences. Male dolphins have two separate slits for the penis (the urogenital opening) and the anus. These are separated by a bridge of skin. The male's urogenital opening is generally located further up the belly, towards the navel.

ITT EK - Quality shitposting

>>4959358
>Implying I have sex for anything but reproduction

>>4959358
Correct.

>>4959358
I agree that it would be useless for enjoyable sex for 2 people, but it could be used as a masturbatory aid for males?

Females, on the other fin, have one continuous larger slit, the anus located at the end of it. On either side of the genital slit, you will find two smaller slits; these are the mammary slits, where the nipples of the dolphin are kept for feeding the calves. The slit is also located closer to the tail stock of the dolphin. The other way to determine the sex of a dolphin, if you can't reach their belly, is to look at their melon, or head. The males tend to have a fatter, rounder melon, while the females are more sleek and streamlined.
Q2) How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?
A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in color, which also denotes sexual excitement.

>>4959362
well fuck you, and no girl would ever give you a second chance then.
so enjoy being shit in bed and then getting dumped.

>>4959371
>>>/r9k/

>>4959371
Will do.

I get butterflies in my stomach whenever I see EK post.

I knew the rumors of EK getting permabanned were false. Well, we'll just keep on waiting then.

>>4959396
heheheh. nope
check the archives. for weeks, every single one of my posts has expired before its time.

i do get permabanned, but i dont really give a fuck coz mods = cunts.

>>4959402
Ever considered doing the right thing and just getting the fuck out of /sci/? It would be an action much appreciated.

>>4959445
ahahah!
oh please, do detail in what way that's 'the right thing'

Why what how who is EK?

>>4959458

>>4959460
Why yes. Yes I am.

So would you mind explaining to me just who why how when what you are?

>>4959464
well, just a tripfag really
zoologist and all-round science fan in general.
im fine, thanks for asking ;)
i'm alive all the time, cheers.
i'm human, cheers.

EK is also Harriet's best friend IRL or something.

>>4959473
yes, but she doesnt post anymore (not with a trip anyway, she seems to post as anon, apparently.)

This is a friendly periodic reminder that EK has been repeatedly confirmed as a boring and lame sexual partner. Also, more than a bit crazy.

>>4959474
Is Harry in college? Did she graduate? What degree is/was it?

>>4959474
Ek is also on facebook and takes meds because she's a psycho freak.
We posted her facebook to harrass her she had a mental breakdown and fucked off for a few months then came back pretending it wasnt her after being stupid and giving us details about where she lived.

>>4959479
you're a fucking retard, none of the guys ive ever slept with have ever posted on /sci/, so you have no fucking idea, so thats unsubstantiated bullshit.

>>4959480
same uni as me, she did psych, and yeh, she graduated already.

>>4959482
STFU and fuck off

>>4959487
Wtf. How many guys have you slept with?

>>4959492
More than she can count.

>>4959492
how the fuck is that any of your business?
and not many, i'm quite picky when it comes to guys.

>>4959487
>psych
>graduated already

HAHAHA OH WOW
Harriet doesn't know shit about psychology.

>>4959496
fuck you

So let me get this straight.
EK is a sexually boring emo tripfag avataring slut bitch that cannot into science or math and has mental breakdowns at the hands of /sci/.

Why does she even post here?

>>4959497
>quite picky
>doesn't know anymore how many guys she had sex with

You're so full of shit.

>>4959502
Exactly.

>>4959499
heheh. i said she studied it, i never said she was any fucking good at it.

>>4959497
Apparently easily offended too.

>>4959504
i dont count!
i COULD count, but sex aint a fucking scoreboard, it doesnt fucking matter!

>>4959511
>i COULD count, but sex aint a fucking scoreboard,
It is for the man.

>>4959507
Is that you in the picture? Just thought I'd ask.

>>4959514
for pathetic beta's perhaps. not for normal guys.

>>4959519
nope.

>>4959511
It does matter. Only the lowest and most primitive men would date a slut. But I guess those men are still superior to you.

>>4959519
No.
EK could only wish to be half as nice looking.

It's screencaps of some retarded bitch on youtube.

>>4959521
im not a fucking slut!
and secondly, when you start dating someone you have no idea if she's a slut or not!

>But I guess those men are still superior to you.
eat shit, fuckface.

>>4959532
yes and yes.
:)

>>4959526
So, are you seeing anyone? Is he a scientist?

>>4959532
It's more than one person and none of them is a scientist.

>>4959536
fuck you.
and fine, but all of which were in STEM fields.

>>4959539
>>>reddit.com/r/limits

Friend me on FB, EK.

>>4959546
Why do you want a slut as a friend on FB?

>>4959549
i already said im not a slut, you stupid faggot.
all my sexual partners were long term friends, friend i had for years, not just random guys i met in clubs.

>>4959554
>having sex with friends

Oh god, you're worse than a slut.

>>4959555
how the fuck is that worse? i say it makes a friendship even better.

>>4959554
>if I get really mad and say stuff enough times maybe someone will believe me.
>maybe
>please believe me

nope.jpg you're still a worthless slut. The only reason you don't qualify as a proper whore is because you're a boring lay and not useful as much more than a warm cock-sock.

>>4959563
if i care deeply about intelligence and personaily in sexual partners then HOW THE FUCK does that make me a slut??
sluts just want sex from any guy, thats the complete fucking opposite of what i do.

>is because you're a boring lay and not useful as much more than a warm cock-sock.
you are such a lying twat
not that its any of your business, but im not boring at all, im actually very inventive when it comes to that kinda thing.

>Intercourse
>2011
I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say it isn't as great as everyone says and I'd rather do data analysis or read a book.

Besides, 2D > 3D

>>4959574
>if i care deeply about intelligence and personaily
>if
>if

You don't. That's your problem.

>>4959574
You are the worst kind of jizz dripping whore.

Finally, a chance to break my time record and move into the two minute mark!

>>4959581
i DO though. you twat!

>>4959595
No, you don't.

>>4959590
Stop evading your ban.

>>4959595
Isn't it about time we arrange for EK to have an unfortunate accident?

>>4959598
Im like, a genius, you dont think i can just haxorz my way into creating another account?

>first time in /sci/
>visit first thread
>see EK

I think I found my new favorite retard

>>4959599
How about a dildo rigged with explosives since she can't resist the cock?

>>4959607
i dont use one at all, dickhead.

>>4959615
They work better than a man.

>>4959615
not surprising, given the fact that there's always at least one cock occupying your holes

>>4959619
hah, i seriously doubt that.

>>4959615
Stop posting, you ban-evading 3DPD whore.

Sex is for retards who can't find a surrogate parent with good genetics or contain their primal urges to procreate. Fucking Neanderthal.

>>4959628
No need to.

How does EK turn on the lights after her boring sex?
She closes the car door.

Someone post a pic of EK.

>>4959663
She seems nice.

>>4959649
EK jokes are just whoreable.

You know EK, wishing and having boring sex with weak men won't make the fat go away. You should try taking a walk sometime. It might cool off your aggression.

Seriously though, I know your type. You say you have sex with friends, but that's because your friends just happen to be as desperate and unattractive as you are.

Hey so about that crazy dolphin sex...

>>4959666
fuckoffuckofucckfufckoffufkcofuckoffufkcofuckoff

>>4959666
enjoy your avatar ban
enjoy your ban evasion permaban

>>4959800
nononononononononononononononono

>>4959803
enjoy your avatar ban
enjoy your ban evasion permaban

on topic

New here. Never seen this EK person before, but she does sound like quite the defensive cock nibbler.

>>4959812
As /sci/entists, our only way to see if this is true is to experiment with it. If she dies, she dies. If she survives, she is a witch and should be burned at cross!

EK derailment at work

mods need a script to auto ban here code

>>4959846


You stick your arm in the urethra.

>>4959846
>coronal ridge

Oh god, the agony.

(Just sage bumping so I don't have to look at a penis on the front page)

>>4959605
Just wait till you see carl start shitposting.