/sci/ - Science & Math

>find single girl that you like
>ask out
>if fail, goto step 1.
?????
PROFIT!!

also, dont be a fucking beta faggot
also, not science
sage

Go out to the street and shout "I want pussy!" If you keep trying long enough, eventually you will.
Why the hell would you want one, though?

I think this is the wrong board to ask on, nothing but faggots and more basement dwellers than /soc/ or /b/

>>4941628
Im lonely ;_;

>>4941627
But Im afraid of talking to girls

>>4941629
/adv/ & /soc/ are that way!

>>4941629
>>4941632
Oh, so you're the sub kind. Don't worry. You don't fuck bitches; bitches fuck you. You do nothing but wait.

>>4941628
>implying wanting gf is the same as wanting a quick fuck
totally different type of desire, even if there is some overlap
dont be dense

>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/

>>4941636
How long do I have to wait?

>>4941649
quite a long time
thats a rare type of 'bitch' to want to dom.

even if you meet one, whats the odds of them choosing you?
pretty damn low, rite?

anyway, would you fuck off to /soc/ or somewhere already??

>>4941624
dude, you're fucking desperate
(>>4936361)

>>4941663
Then how do I dom a female?

>>4941673
ahahah! YOU cant!
trust me

>>4941692
Why not?

>>4941704
see >>4941636

>Oh, so you're the sub kind.

and yeh. you are
sage...again
srisly, /r9k/, /soc/ /adv/...FUCKING ANYWHERE but here.

Wait OP, aren't you the guy that made 250 replies threads full of >tfwngf frogs? If so, +internet for you

>>4941725
Yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ltkyqfMjCg

Listen to this OP and everything will be alright.

Op, here is how it actually goes:
You first have to study hard to get into a good university, where you can train different skills, after many years training you are given a girlfriend, you can later keep on traning so you can evolve her to a more desirable subject.

>>4941716
Fuck off slut

>be cool kid in high school
>oodles of friends
>become an leet hacker in college
>maintain relationships and have hot gf
>social and intellectual master race
>i'm humble irl

srsly, if you're not humble, people will not like you regardless of how awesome you are.

For the record, I have immense social anxiety, but I realize that I have but one life, so everything I do is within that perspective. It helps out a lot.

My two cents.

1. get money
2. pay a hooker to be with you for as long as you have money
3. there is no third instruction

>>4941740
>hurr durr, im retarded and dont know how to use a dictionary
for the hundredth fucking time, im not a slut!
fucking find out what it means, before trying to sling around mindless insults that are COMPLETELY FUCKING MEANINGLESS because you have no idea what you're even fucking rambling about!

>>4941747
How much money would I need to be with her for a month?

>>4941751
Here you go. Tell me how you're not a slut

>>4941758
>implying valid source
try webster, cunt!

>>4941768
It's the same.
Checkmate, EK.

>tfw no gf

>>4941771

>>4941771
oh wahetevr fuck you!
in fact, all of humanity have promiscuous urges, so if thats what slut means then FUCKING EVERYONE is a slut as well, so the term is completely meaningless.
people are only not promiscuous in practise because of needless bullshit self-imposed restrictions

and since when was my sex life any of your business anyway, fucking tosser!!??

>>4941781
>all of humanity have promiscuous urges

Wrong. Incorrect. False. Stop projecting your sluttiness on others.

>>4941785
yes they fucking do, ignorant twat!
>hurr durr, you are my one true love and i never ever want to have sexual relations with anybody else - Dr F.U.ckingNobody!

yeh, no1 fucking thinks like that, if you think otherwise, you're delusional, coz we're still all human
fuck off

>>4941790
Will u have sex with me.
Please respond.

>>4941790
I do think like this and most other humans do as well. That's why sluts like you are considered an abnormity.

>>4941793
fuck off

>>4941781
>and since when was my sex life any of your business anyway, fucking tosser!!??
Since you started bragging about it on /sci/. Goodbye permabanned BPD psycho