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Anonymous Tue Jul 24 23:54:01 2012 No.4901544 [Reply] [Original]

Hi /sci/. Dumbfuck here. I think I had a neat idea.
Could one increase the size of their penis by injecting stem cells into it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 23:55:45 2012 No.4901546 BAHAHAHA. You, sir. I don't know the answer to this question, but I laughed, and I fucking love you for that.

>>	/sci/borg Tue Jul 24 23:57:14 2012 No.4901552 Size "wood" increase as the penis gains more cellular mass, but you'd have to control where and in what shape the stem cells grow, lest you become forever known as Sir Lumpycock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 00:15:29 2012 No.4901600 >>4901552 haha ok then How WOULD one shape it? I'm thinking perhaps molding via massage, although that depends on how precisely the stem cells go to work... Could stem cells also be used to build muscle mass, like a sort of steroid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 00:19:14 2012 No.4901611 >>4901544 >penis gains more cellular mass WE NEED MORE CELLS GUYS. MORE CELLS MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER

>>	/sci/borg Wed Jul 25 00:20:14 2012 No.4901614 >>4901600 >molding via massage brb getting stem cells

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 00:22:29 2012 No.4901621 You could just inject IGF-1 into your dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 00:23:30 2012 No.4901624 >>4901600 Cell signaling probably.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 00:25:45 2012 No.4901629 >>4901621 Enjoy your accelerated aging and cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 00:29:29 2012 No.4901632 >>4901629 Hmmm live to 60 with a 12 inch cock... or live to 80 with tiny tiny penis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 00:31:00 2012 No.4901637 put nigger stem cells in your cock

>>	/sci/borg Wed Jul 25 00:33:59 2012 No.4901644 >>4901637 Would this result in me having mixed race progeny?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 00:34:14 2012 No.4901646 >>4901644 As long as it wasn't in your balls, no.

>>	/sci/borg Wed Jul 25 00:37:29 2012 No.4901658 >>4901646 What if I did inject nigcells into my balls and had kids? Would they be my chillun' and would they be mixed race?

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