/sci/ - Science & Math

internet is wierd

>>4843646
ok i think we know who the virgin in this thread is!!!

Sex gets boring after a while. Have a few partners, have sex with a girl with an amazing body (the peak of the sexual experience, imo), explore a few fetishes, and you're pretty much done. At that point fapping makes more sense than expending energy to have sex.

>>4843631
HURRR DURRR

>nerdy with heaps of sex

>>4843666
wow you are a huge giant jumbo nerd virgin i bet you havent had one sex go back to your elf videogames

I'd rather play video games than deal with bitches and whores
Honestly

>>4843666
lol nope.

>>4843694
Your reply screams, "bitter virgin".

>>4843706
And I'm ok with that
Did you not read my post?

Too bad OP is neither, he's a skinny, weak little fucker who gets pissed on every day by people who are annoyed by his face.

>>4843708
Sounds like a defense mechanism. Don't act like it is your choice not to associate with women - you are too intimidated, lack self-confidence, and your perspective on the opposite sex is obviously based on pop culture references.

>hurrrr all women are bitches and sluts because the movies and music say it

>>Λidz !!xO+Y/sST/Ik
Neither cause you said that the nerd was stupid, and don't want to be stupid, nor can i sing therefore i cannot be a popstar

>>4843718
pissing on my face is one of my fetishes you would get to do cool stuff like that with girls if you werent such a loser looking at planets all day

>>4843631
wher can I find this girls pics?

o love her voice, shes uber cute

>>4843723
>movies and music say women are sluts
haha

>using freud
haha

gonna go play video games
have fun you guys

>>4843704
>implying you've had enough sex to know.

>>4843733
there on my computer

>>4843743
Is your name supposed to say "aids"?

Because I honestly read it as "Lids" before I saw "aids". I'm sure most people here on /sci/ see that too.

Do you think you're cool because you noticed that the <span class="math">\Lambda[/spoiler] looks similar to an A?

>>4843754
yeah loser havent you ever heard of the internet celebrity aidz?

probably not cause i just barely started posting here but you will soon enough

>>4843759
Meh. I got some badges too

>>4843666
I'm going to second this but every once in awhile I find myself back in the bars looking for meat.

I would rather be an over achieving "nerd" and make lots of money so i can have lots of sex in the future and still be a "nerd"

checkmate

>>4843759
So far I don't like you.

1) Your name is spelled "Lidz" not "aidz"
2) you called me a loser and that hurt my feelings quite a bit.
3) you are a self proclaimed celebrity.
4) you probably don't know shit about science
5) you're a lousy troll

so... I guess you'll fit in with all the other tripfags around here.
Welcome to /sci/

>>4843769
>i am not playing around with this bullshit

ahaha mods are so cute

>>4843723
...Wow. If only this were true, we would have way more scientific breakthroughs.
Not everyone who obsessively devotes their lives to something else and avoids relationships do it because they're scared of them. It is possible to achieve so much satisfaction and pleasure from your work and life that it trumps everything loving another person can possibly give you.

>>4843759
that's a lot of perm bans. you buy hundreds of proxies or what

>>4843773
i have to spell it this way because the mods keep name banning me dummy

>>4843759
is this that "ironic shitposting" i keep hearing about?

>>4843792
whatever you say Lidz.

everywhere I go on this website, there's a troll thread basically asking "WHY USE THIS BOARD WHEN YOU COULD BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE =]" but there are always responses

>>4843798
angry nerd detected go solve some math problems faggot hahaha

>>4843796

"Jokes on them, I was only pretending to be retarded"

the latter is preferable to my human faculties. people have lived and died happy raising crops and fucking maidens, so why not?
but it is my nature to prefer the intellectual pursuits, and i derive much happiness from them
who cares, both work

however one is more beneficial to us than the other!
think of the contributions big stupid nerds made to the technology you're now using
even further, civilization is an intellectual abstraction, the "rights" in it don't really exist outside of what people think. enjoy your freedom because it was once the fantasy of a nerd who thought warring tribes and taking wives as spoils of war was stupid as fuck

hooray

im already a stupid nerd counting groups all day.

its fun.

>>4843828
wow this is the dumbest nerdiest shit ive ever heard i bet you have a pocket protecter and everything like hurry up its time for school you dont want to be late for being shoved in your locker now would you?

>>4843838
Just a little tip Lidz.

90% of the people here genuinely view scientists in MUCH higher regard than any other celebrity.
We aren't pretending and secretly want to be popular.

I know this might sound like a fallback position or something, but it is completely sincere, that by trying to insult us you are really just showing how difficult it is for you to understand that some people truly don't want the lives of celebrities, and truly prefer to actually do something at least slightly significant with their lives.

So go ahead and call me a nerd, I'm actually quite proud of it because it sets me apart from plebians like you.

>>4843838
0% chance of being a trollfag, 10/10

>>4843849
Fuck off Toaster

>>4843843
look at me guys im a huge nerd sitting in my ivory tower look at all the peseants below me ahahahaha more like huge fat loser in his moms basement jacking off to bill nye pretending its much better than being rich and famous

>>4843851
>nerd
>rich
pick two

>>4843851
If you want to troll on /sci/ you're probably going to actually have to learn some science.
This shit is just too obvious

>>4843850
Looks like I've become popular with the ladies

>>4843856
ok hows this

guys the higgs bogo is rly cool it means god exists and we can clone him!!! i smashed nerdtrons together to make one!!!

check out my 2

>>4843862
That post gave me cancer, then AIDS.
Coincidence?

>Would you rather be a big stupid nerd sitting in your room all day counting number or would you rather be a popstar celebrity who has lots of sex?

Realize this is a stupid and poorly thought-through question, and OP is probably drunk and/or high.
Read as "would you rather be stupid or not."
I choose not stupid
Also get to be famous and fuck bitches
SCORE!

>>4843862
NOW you're trollin'

/sci/ style

>>4843863
Pathetic.

Check this 77.

>>4843869
>fuck bitches
Hahahahahaha! Good one.

>>4843880
Sorry. there is a rule in place that states: if you weren't tripping before 2011 you can't trip. Piss off summerfag

>4843886

I've had enough of this "Aidz" faggot, so I'm saving and going to bed. Leave all donations in the tip jar, and thank your waiter.

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>>4843889
another scrub bites the dust

>>4843889
*Saging
>fuck auto-correct

>>4843894
No, just tired.
>Hopefully people we'll realize that you'll go away if ignored

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>>4843631
I'm sure that somewhere down the line, I'll find someone to be in a realationship with, but for now, I'll just keep doing what I do. Of course I'll try to do things to increase my chances of meeting that special person, but I can wait.

>>4843743
dump plz, with numebrs x/y

>>4843925
i have over 200+ pics and you will get non of them

agencies will fuck you up regardless.

Have fun.

>>4843938
>>you will get non of them
>has already posted 4 of them

>>4843666
This, nice trips as well

In that situation currently, sex is great, but not that great

>Go on an internet science and math board and call people virgins
0/10 worst post on /sci/ ever OP

>>4843631
OP, you glorious winged faggot.

popstar/sex thing is only useful when your horny.

>>4843631
Nerd, because then id:
be doing the thing i love,
Not being trash,
And id be doing something with meaning and purpose in my lifetime.
Yeah, im a nerd. :)
So fuck off