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Hey /sci/ here's a haiku I wrote for you guys on science and education. Here:

We don' need no education.
We don' need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classrooms.
Teachers leave those kids alone.

[Anon]

>> No.4820207

Bullshit. Also, that's not even a haiku, so gtfo.

>> No.4820209

>>4820204
not even a haiku, and fuck off
http://www.hotlyrics.net/lyrics/P/Pink_Floyd/We_Don_t_Need_No_Education.html

>> No.4820211

So much fail in this thread.

>> No.4820213

God, I hate that song.
Most overrated song ever

>> No.4820214

8
7
8
7

haikus are only 3 lines and
5
7
5

you sir fail

>> No.4820212

>>4820211
just the OP.
and why did you fucking bump??

>> No.4820216

>>4820211
i came in here, to give you thanks. made my morning. good morning :3

>> No.4820242
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4820242

I have a business
Installing styrofoam nuns
Fuck a fruit basket

>> No.4820246
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4820246

>>4820242
business is 3 syllables.
1st line is 6
which is wrong!

>> No.4820256

>>4820246
do you really pronounce it busy-nus?

i pronounce it biz-nus

the "u" her is actually a schwa, btw

>> No.4820261

>>4820246
>implying it is pronounced "bizziniss" rather than "bizniss"

Come on EK, you're British. You should be able to do this shit.

>> No.4820265

>>4820256
the second syllable is very short, but yeh, kinda is 3
or maybe 2 and a half...
bizz-e-ness

>> No.4820272

>>4820265
i'm pretty sure no one says busy-nus

IPA has it as ˈbɪzˌnəs or ˈbɪzˌnɪs in wiktionary. 2 syllables

>> No.4820276

>>4820272
wtf is with that backwards 'e' in 'bɪzˌnəs'??

>> No.4820280
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4820280

>>4820276
>What's up with a pronunciation system having precise spelling
>hurr durr

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4820291

>>4820280
>reactionface
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuIZVazXBVA&feature=related

also, i dont know 'the pronunciation system'
not in text anyway, i just learned it by speech.

>> No.4820298

>>4820291
Nobody learns IPA, it's only used in very specific contexts or by anoraks. But everybody who isn't a retard can deduce from looking at it that it's a precise pronunciation guide.

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4820302

>>4820298
looks fairly complex, like learning a whole new language.

fuck it, i'll just do it by speech.

or type it into that stephen hawkings thingamajig and let him pronounce it.

>> No.4820304

>>4820276
it's a schwa

>> No.4820311

>>4820291
How is that Drum & Bass?

>> No.4820316

>>4820311
its not really, but hey, dont blame m, i didnt make the vid.

original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuNuqIev8M&feature=related

oh wow! just found this
fucking hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMW032VThuQ&feature=related

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4820324

>>4820316

>"you fucking little chief'
wow, wat?
haha, fucking dumass

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4820333

>>4820316
>It's got 19 mosques within a stone's throw

>> No.4820335

>>4820316
Wait, they've got two people speaking English and subtitled only one of them? The fuck?

>> No.4820337

>>4820335
subtitled both of them.

>> No.4820338

>>4820335
wait, no. they subtitle tommy, and the muslim guy who smacks him. they dont subtitle tommys passenger.

>> No.4820345

>>4820338
Makes perfect sense.

Anyway as much as I don't approve of the EDL, I can't condemn anything he said or did in that video.

>> No.4820349

That isn't a haiku. It's just an awful poem.

>> No.4820352

>>4820316
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>> No.4820355

>>4820345
>Anyway as much as I don't approve of the EDL, I can't condemn anything he said or did in that video.

oh yeh, me neither.
he's still a complete dickhead, though. fuck him.

>> No.4820382

I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like fuck you

>> No.4820387

/sci/ sure sucks these days
but it has always sucked hard
please die, gay OP

>> No.4820413

Absolute rubbish, laddy.

>> No.4820445

>>4820413
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.

You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist.

Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.