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4805839 No.4805839 [Reply] [Original]

...to genetically engineer a cuntweed? I.E. a plant that replicates the sensation and sexual use of a vagina. Something like what's in the picture but modified specifically to be pleasurable to have intercourse with. It would need to secrete lubricants, apply a gentle rythmic contraction along the shaft and become warm during use.

Is this within the capabilities of modern genetic science?

>> No.4805840

>a plant that replicates the sensation and sexual use of a vagina

In order to replicate the experience it would also have to produce a full female body and mind. If that isn't what you want, stick with a fleshlight.

>> No.4805842

>>4805840

Calm your nips, just talking about a plant which convincingly simulates the texture of a vagina. Basically a free fleshlight that grows anywhere.

>> No.4805846

inb4 somebody splices it with poison ivy

>> No.4805847

>>4805842
>a free fleshlight that grows anywhere

It's called a hand.

>> No.4805852

I was gonna say inb4 butthurt feminists but I see it's too late.

>> No.4805853

>vagina plant
Is this some new fetish, like furries but with plants?

What the actual fuck man

>> No.4805854

>>4805839
I know engineers are working on a dick weed.

>> No.4805859

>>4805842
>that feel when I don't know the texture of a vagina

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>>4805859
really?

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>>4805862
ya rly ;_;

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HAHA wat

this is the best thread on /sci/

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4805886

>>4805863
>my gf

She has a really tight vagina

>> No.4805891

>>4805886
>le google search
>"Sarah Onur"
>czech republic

>> No.4805901

>>4805891
>le
Fuck off

>> No.4805917

Grow your own Sylvari

>> No.4805918

>>4805891
I know right. They don't even have electricity in the Czech Republic, let alone the Internet.

>> No.4805921

>genetically engineer cuntweed
>genetically engineer least aesthetically pleasing part of a woman in a plant

why not make boobie fruit?

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>>4805891
>google sarah onur
>ready to fap
>get some fat chick's facebook

mfw

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>>4805891
What?

stop talking out of your fucking ass, there is no Czech website with my gf on it, and her nam isn't Sarah!

WTF is your problem bro? stop being jealous!

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>>4805891

>> No.4805942

All flowers are vaginas. All flowers are penises, too. Plants are very confused.

>> No.4805944

>>4805935
Clever boy: http://www.anushka.estranky.cz/clanky/babovky/diky-za-ty-dioptrie.html

>> No.4805948

>>4805944
I don't understand the moonspeak, but this is some sort of glasses fetish blog?

>> No.4805951

>>4805948
I guess? Fucking Czechs.

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>>4805935
lel

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>>4805953
No pictures, 8 friends.

Fake Facebook page is fake.