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Lets say I have a box with Schrodinger's Bitch inside of it. (There is a hole in the box so I can insert my penis inside vagina,anus or mouth at any given time.)

However to spice things up there is a radioactive material that if decays, will kill Schrodinger's Bitch.

If I never look inside of the box then when I am having intercourse of a sexual nature with this women, she in a superposition of being both alive and dead.

Am I a necrophiliac /sci/ or am I 50% likely to be one ?

>> No.4762880

you're a moron

>> No.4762887
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>>4762880

No, I am a genius.

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Is this too advanced for /sci/ ?

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4762900

That wasn't even clever.

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>> No.4762905

>>4762901
But you love cocks too EK.

>> No.4762909

>>4762876

Errr, actually, 100% chance of necrophilia...People need to eat, you know. Even if they are in boxes.

>> No.4762914

>>4762909

Didn't mention starving her or how long she has been in the box.

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>>4762901

What if EK is OP...

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>>4762910

>> No.4762931

>>4762910

Doubtful. Bitch cant even bring herself to capitalize words even if she tried.

>> No.4762928

>>4762905
w/e
look, insults usually dont make too much sense in the english language, its usually about sexuality or simple bodily functions.
so, its like if you call someone a 'fucker' and then if they aspie-ise that (is that a word? huh, it is now) then:
'fucker' -- someone who fucks
well, nearly everyone fucks (who isnt still a child) and its totally normal, so its not an insult if you take it literally.

anyway w/e, im rambling

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>>4762931
What Now, Bitch?

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>>4762928

>tfw when no gf
>tfw virgin

>> No.4762941

>>4762937
thats why i said 'nearly everyone'

chin up, hun.
be patient

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>>4762928

>everyone fucks (who isnt still a child)

>> No.4762949

>>4762942
>NEARLY everyone

late bloomers, asexuals, celibate nuns/monks

etc

>> No.4762950

>>4762941
>inb4 EK is fat, ugly and depressed
>inb4 EK feels better making other people rage
>doesn't realise it's the internet and nobody cares about what she has to say
>realises she is not important anywhere
>realises she is hate IRL and on the web
>realises she is... nobody
>kills self

R.I.P. EK

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>>4762950

R.I.P

>> No.4762956

>>4762950
R.I.P ;_; i will...miss you...'re shit posting

>> No.4762955

>>4762950
R.I.P fat bitch

>> No.4762958

>>4762950
R.I.P.

>> No.4762961

>>4762928
>>4762899

Pay attention.

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>>4762956

She let herself have it.

She didn't follow Rule 31.

>> No.4762967

>>4762950
>>4762952
>>4762955
>>4762956
>>4762958
enough samefagging, i was trying to be sympathetic to >937.

>> No.4762964

>>4762950
>drops bouquet of wilted black roses
R.I.P EK

>> No.4762971

>>4762967
You're dead
Start acting that way or I'll kick your fat ass

R.I.P EK ;_;

>> No.4762975

>>4762967

If you were trying to be sympathetic then you should suck his dick or become his Elisabeth Fritzl.

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>>4762975
ugh! too many dickheads on /sci/ right now

i'll come back later

>> No.4762986

>>4762982


You would be his 'EF'

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>>4762961
It's like she doesn't even care