/sci/ - Science & Math

Yes that's why my wife is one of them. take that ek

>>4684677

you got fucking kidding to be

>>4684683
, man story true

>>4684677
>>>/beastiality/

>>4684693
>>7chan

Also
>wetgoddess.net

>>4684668
They are the most intelligent mammals in the sea and they don't mind having sex with us.

Should we as the most intelligent mammals on land mind us having sex with them?

That would be a regression in civil rights, we might as well ban women from voting and reinstate apartheid while at it.

>>4684700
If gay sex is legal, then I want my right to fuck a dolphin!

>>4684704
gay men can consent, a dolphin cant

>>4684713

ohboyherewego.jpg.png.bmp.tiff.raw

But bestiality is obviously wrong and should be illegal. Even if the animal does not feel pain or suffer in any way, it's still obscenity.
It's exactly the same reason why lolicon is (and should be) illegal in many places, even if the children depicted are not real.

>>4684715
nah, i dont think anyones gonna argue against that

>>4684713
Wat.

The reall question is: do we know the structure of this compound?

>>4684719
protip: when people say something is 'obviously wrong' and they dont actually explain why it it, it usually means its just 'traditionally wrong' and there arnt decent logical arguments backing up why its immoral.

>It's exactly the same reason why lolicon is (and should be) illegal in many places, even if the children depicted are not real.
so thats like fake anime CP?
it shouldnt be illegal, no1 gets harmed
if some guy is getting off on it, then so what? who suffers?

no thoughtcrime.

>>4684723
consensual gay sex isnt wrong, no1 suffers.
if you fuck an animal, its rape, because it never agreed to it, and doesnt want you to.

>>4684719

>Implicating that something being obscene is sufficient for its criminalisation.

>>4684729

How do you know it doesnt want it?

>>4684731
perceiving something as being obscene is subjective. its just personal opinion
lots of people find gay sex obscene, but that doesnt mean it should be illegal.
people who dont like it dont have to do it, they still shouldnt infringe upon other peoples rights to do what they want if it doesnt cause suffering.

>>4684734
it will have no experience of it, it'd have to know it to want it.

>>4684729

Implying zoologists know what animals do and dont want

>>4684740

So horny virgins in fact do not want sex?

>>4684729
>>if you fuck an animal, its rape, because it never agreed to it, and doesnt want you to.

How could you possibly know this?

What if the animal initiates the sex? What if the animal is free to leave but chooses to stay?

Just for the record, I don't condone bestiality, I just think your argument is flawed.

>>4684740

Dat logic.

LOL'ed pretty hard

>>4684748
virgins usually know about sex.
if they dont, then yeh, they dont want it
does a toddler want sex? no, it doesnt know of it.

>>4684750
erm, well then i guess its not really rape then.

>>4684740

Hur dur, a toddler doesn't want or not want sex, your point?

>>4684760
my point is that you need to first have knowledge of something before you can have desire for it.

Thats the first time in a while that I whitness a thread on /sci/ that updates frequently.

And It's about fucking dolphins.

Only 4chan

>>4684761

Well your point is wrong when considering animals. Most animals are born with instincts causing them to desire something they have never experienced.

>>4684765
most animals arnt as uptight as humans
their sex ed classes consist of watching members of their own species fuck each other.
they get visual experience.
funnily enough so do humans now, in the age of porn...

>>4684750
This. pic related.

>>4684768
>>4684768

Point is still wrong. Animals do not need knowledge of something to desire it. Sex applies. Not all animals need to observe sex in order to desire it.

>>4684737
>>4684729
>>4684728

>dolphin gets on me and starts having sex with me.

>implying that isn't consent.

>>4684784
meh, i guess
the only problem i'd have with it was if it were rape and it caused suffering
i'd never fuck anything other than a human myself, but if some people do and its genuinely consensual, then its one of my business.

>>4684789
But EK,

You're a woman.

How would you fucking an animal cause it suffering?

>>4684789
You can rape me anytime you want. Please respond ;_;

>>4684795
the same way me raping a guy would cause suffering
<<<

>>4684799
I'm willing to take that suffering.

>>4684797
then it wouldnt be rape, would it?

>>4684802
Could you pretend you were raping me?

>>4684805
lol, female==>male rape fantasy?
thats a new one...

>>4684805
women dont need to rape anyone they just go out and open their legs a bit then it sex all night bro

>>4684807
EK if someone handsome and nice raped you would you report it to the police?

>>4684807
Is it really new to you? Would you like to try it?

>>4684815
>nice
>rapist
pick one

i dont care if they're handsome, yeh i'd report it, if i did nothing about it, and hes like a serial rapist or something, other girls would be at risk.
its a social duty to report that kind of thing.

>>4684816
not that way round =p

>>4684823
Would Harriet do it to me?

>>4684824
as far as i know she isnt into any kinky shit.

>>4684828
;(

>>4684831
hey, i dont actually know
she never discusses anything sexual, for all i know she could be a total vixen in the bedroom

>>4684823
>nice
>rapist
>pick one
bwaaha ha ha. throw harder next time, cause that shit ain't flying.

every woman wants to get raped, but only buy guys she likes. ive dumped girls for wanting me to play hard all the time, and it was just too much damn work for the pleasure involved

>>4684836
no1 wants to ACTUALLY be raped.
they might want to act it out with someone they're attracted to, but not actually be raped by a stranger, that'd be horrible for anyone.

EK get the fuck out.

>It has been tested and proven in controlled environments that this same organic chemical produces identical effects in similar dolphin species, and in mammals with less than sufficient genetic disparity, including primate and primate families.

I'm curious how exactly they went about testing this.

>It has been tested and proven in controlled environments that this same organic chemical produces identical effects in similar dolphin species, and in mammals with less than sufficient genetic disparity, including primate and primate families.

WHERE CAN I BUY IT?

>>4684807
>female==>male rape fantasy
>new one
You're not really into fetishism aren't you?

>>4684895
just a little, not any of the really freaky shit.
you know what, i might actually try this later.
should i ask him, or just surprise him with it?

>>4684839
rape as a crime classification shouldn't even exist anymore, since it is only a type of assault.... and we already have laws covering assault

it was created in English common law, when a woman became property of her husband when she got married. since the husband OWNED his wife, he couldn't be charged with forcing himself upon her... but they wanted a law that could cover anyone else forcing themselves upon a man's wife. and so that was why the charge of "rape" was created. It was a form of assault, that a husband couldn't be charged with for committing on his own wife.

when wives stopped being chattel, the entire charge of rape became unnecessary again.

it's a pretend distinction that cannot cover what it was created for, and doesn't cover anything not covered under another law anyway

>>4684807
>female==>male rape fantasy
>new one
You're not really into fetishism are you?

>>4684668
Damn you, now I want to fuck a dolphin...

>>4684906
>rape as a crime classification shouldn't even exist anymore, since it is only a type of assault.... and we already have laws covering assault
it's a lot worse
i'd much rather be punched in the face than raped.
physical injuries will heal in a few weeks, the knowledge that you've been raped will last a lifetime.

>>4684905
Oops sorry, deleted post because small grammar mistake, I didn't expect that quick response. For future reference it was:
>female==>male rape fantasy
>new one
You're not really into fetishism aren't you?
>laughingasian.jpg

You probably shouldn't try this with a guy if he doesn't ask unless you want to freak him out. But if you don't believe me, watch some femdom pornography (my generic advice to everyone: browse /d/ more)

>>4684919
Wait I didn't actually delete the second post, only the first one but I forgot the pic in the second.

Some days I'm just stupid.

>>4684912
>physical injuries will heal in a few weeks, the knowledge that you've been raped will last a lifetime.
yep
especially if you were raped by, say,,,, Brad Pitt

>>4684919
it'd freak him out?
yeh, but it might ruin it if i just ask him.
im not gonna actually rape him of course, i think he'll want it.

>>4684925
this should probably be obvious to you, but: hot guys arnt rapists!
people that become rapists are the ugly cunts that cant get laid by consent.

>>4684906
Than what would you call child molestation? Its the same thing but with boys to. You have to remember rape isn't just for females. It happens to men to. They rarely talk about it. I'm not saying your wrong. But what would you do differently?

>>4684823
well someone can rape you nicely and in a lovable way. That is what I meant. He starts slowly kissing around and then it happens. Would you report it? Forget about other girls.

>>4684935
Which is funny really because under UK law the articles make it technically impossible for men to be raped by women. Go figure.

>>4684938
>well someone can rape you nicely and in a lovable way.
no they dont
if its actually rape, and not a playalong, then you'll be fighting back, kicking and screaming and biting and all that shit.
apparently they beat you to near unconsciousness first before they properly get started.

Hey people, this thread was about hot, wet, delicious dolphin vaginas, not your vague silly ideas about what is or isn't rape.

>>4684943
nope, women can rape men
ive never done it (obviously) but apparently theres 2 main methods: you can force feed them viagra to get them hard without consent, or if you shove a dildo up their ass it stimulates the prostate and gets them hard as well.

>>4684956

Viagra isn't actually needed, just stimulate the dick and it gets hard whether you want it to or not.

>>4684957
ah yes, this came up in a thread before and started the whole 'EK doesnt know how dicks work' thing.
i always thought it was a conscious choice, or at least, partly.

so if some ugly hambeast ties you up and starts playing with it, even if you really really hate her and dont want to get hard, you cant help it?

>>4684962

No.

Think of the way it would have evolved. Guys that got hard whether they wanted to or not would have reproduced more.

>>4684947
EK and if the guy licks you and makes sure you cum and shit? Also if he said he loved you for such a long time, and couldn't hold it anymore. Also was a bit drunk Would you still report it?

>>4684962
EK dicks are just like clit. If I started rubbing that bean would it get hard?

>>4684970
>using EVOLUTION as an argument
>instant win

Give up EK, you have no chance against the TRUTH of SCIENCE.

>>4684938
>>4684971
no, you dont get it do you?
if it was ACTUALLY rape, he'd never get even close to doing any of that shit, my cloths wouldnt even be off, i wouldnt let him take them off if its actually rape, as soon as he started kissing me or touching me and i didnt want it, id be like 'GTFO' pretty firmly. and if he cant take that hint, and keeps trying, id start shouting and slapping him pretty quickly.

and if its not rape, then im consenting, so its totally different.

>>4684932
>hot guys arnt rapists!
ohreeeeeeeeeely?
hows about we pick any first-world country, and then make a list of all the rich/famous movie/TV/musician/athlete star guys who have been accused of rape

>>4684954
>Hey people, this thread was about hot, wet, delicious dolphin vaginas,
i tend to think the dolphin-sex thing is a matter of "grass being greener elsewhere", since so few people would ever get the chance to actually try it

plus (like man+horse sex) I tend to suspect that the [female] dolphin would be laughing the entire time, seeing as male dolphin dicks are about as big as a human forearm

>>4684970
>>4684980
alright, makes sense. i believe you :)

>4684977
ah, i see. yes.

>>4684932

Derped so fucking hard, EK.

Rape isn't only a product of not being able to have consensual sex. Loads of rapists rape because they like some aspect of it - humiliation, dominance, whatever.

Fucking babby tier understanding of thought processes.

>>4684991
But those people have money. Rich people are always rapists, even if they haven't touched you, ever. Because if you win the lawsuit you get money, and if you lose it, nothing happens.

Since clitoris is just a female penis, would it get hard if properly stimulated, even in case of rape?
Is it possible to experience orgasms during rape?

>>4685001
>Loads of rapists rape because they like some aspect of it - humiliation, dominance, whatever.
you can get your fill of that in consensual playalongs

>>4685004

yes

>>4684983
"rape" (as the term is commonly used) is really two things: a physical assault, and a psychological experience

there's lots of studies that show that while most women hate the physical assault part, most women enjoy the psychological end of it. the trick of a guy being seductive is to maximize the mental part, while not messing up the physical part

http://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/study-reveals-female-rape-victims-enjoyed-the-experience/

"... This would also be quite consistent with findings outlined in an article from Psychology Today, regarding the prevalence and incidence of rape fantasies in women, much of which are quite extreme and violent. ..."
+ a million others

srry toots, whining is cancelled

>>4685006
>implying pretend is the same as the real thing

>>4685004
yeh, they do
>Is it possible to experience orgasms during rape?
yeh, apparently that often happens.

>>4685006

>Implying play dominance is the same as actually taking a persons choice away.

Fuck.

>>4685014
Would you orgasm if I raped you, EK?

>>4685018
how the fuck should i know??
and you'll never get the chance, even if you could find me, i can fight.

>>4685017
thats not what i was saying, obviously its totally different.

>>4685020

>Implying strength isn't an issue.

>>4685020

you better not fight, raping a dead body is also an option

>>4685024
oh, you think you could take me?
strength alone isnt enough, you gotta fight smart.

>>4685022

Of course you can get those things consensually, but for a rapist that wouldn't be enough.

In consensual play alongs both parties know it isn't real, a rapist - good looking or not - wants to know it is real.

dolphin would be laughing the entire time, seeing as male dolphin dicks are about as big as a human forearm

>Implyimg it isn't the clit that makes them orgasm and get crazy

>>4685028
fuck that, i'd fight anyway

not that it'l ever come up, i never wonder around by myself out late anyway.

>>4685029
Don't tempt me, EK. I think it's hotter if the girl tries to resist.

>>4685029

fuck that bitch in the pic, everything that is wrong with atheism

you dont wave your atheism around like you entitled to something.

that shit makes me mad

>>4685037
just a reactionimage, this thread aint about atheism.

>>4685035
me too for sure

maybe we should work together bro?

>>4685035
you wouldnt find it so hot when i have you down on the floor weeping like a 4 year old while a twist my stilletto heels through your scrotum =p

>>4685029

Would you orgasm if this guy raped you?

>>4685039
Imagine how weak she is and how nervous she would be. Her vagina would be so tight and frightened would be so fucking nice to tear that shit apart, and at the end say: 'Sorry You're so beautiful that I couldnt control myself. You're so fucking special. please forgive me and don't say anything. You're so cute.' Then I'd kiss her and tell my problems to her for 1h and then leave kissing her forehead

>>4684680
dat pussy

>>4685046
Fuck you, I would.

>>4685046
i have no idea, i personally dont think id be able to if it was rape, but apparently some people do.

>>4685060
Implying that if he showed up EK would'nt agree and start to suck him all up

>>4685059
Hey Carl!

>>4684713

Dolphins are extremely intelligent and more than capable of beating your ass if you try to fuck it and it doesn't feel like holding still long enough.

Sounds like consent to me.

If it's not wrong to kill animals for sport, torture them for science, and raise them in cages to be killed for food, why is it wrong to have sex with them? Particularly if it's not traumatic to them, as is obvious in cases where they clearly enjoy it, and/or initiate the sexual encounter themselves.

Stupid religutards polluting our justice system with their superstitions.

>>4685094
And thats why I say it should be legal

>>4684719
Was an attempt to troll this thread in the right direction, but it failed.
Someone better at trolling should try again for me.

>>4685105
So it was you 'at' who started this whole thing? I guess you are saying these bullshits becuase you were raped by a dog when you're a kid eh?

>>4685113
Started? Huh, no, OP started the thread, and I obviously believe (some) bestiality should be legal. EK is the one who started arguing seriously that "animals can't consent". Then she posted the "woman rapes guy" pic, and suddenly "OMG I want you to rappe me" "But then it isn't rape" "What if you like the guy" and there goes the thread.

>>4684954

>>4685168
Oh 'at' you so serious I was just trolling you sonny. But I heard you a chemist. Then answer: if chemistry is right, where is the fire on the periodic table? that proves that god exist and fire is supernatural!

>>4685204
You can put fire on the periodic table if it's printed on paper. But it won't last for long.

>>4684719 But bestiality is obviously wrong

Your argument is flawed and invalid.

>>4685204

The fuck is this fire shit?

You bitching about Phlogiston boy?

>this thread

>>4685336
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yatta

Your pic reminded me of this animation.
And I still want to have sex with a dolphin.

EK is a man

bump

this thread still here??
also, which one of you fuckers told haz i wanted to fuck an animal or something. if you read the fucking thread, you'll see i was the one arguing AGAINST that!

>a gay man can consent
>a dolphin cant

>>4689137

Maybe you could try to convince people you didn't want to fuck dolphins if you didn't delete your posts. (But you want to fuck dolphins)

>>4689137
EK what he fuck were you talking about getting raped?

as with any thread with EK in this is now officially a EK thread.

There's a little Carl within us all.

>2012
>not mating with dolphins

You might be asking yourself, "Why dolphins?"

Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures. They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion, wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way; through mating, or sex-play. You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds between pod mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins and humans share this common trait with very few other animals, so sometimes it makes me wonder when people continue to ask me "How DO you mate with a dolphin?". Easy. Let the dolphin tell you!

You don't want to rape dolphins so make sure they are interested.Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active.

So you found yourself a horny dolphin?
The Male:
When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship

The Female:

Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.

wait

guyse

why hasn't anyone posted that gif of the guy giving oral to the dolphin

i've seen it, i want it now

Scared of getting a STD? Mate with a dolphin!
Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

Where can I find a dolphin lovebuddy?
Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accesable, but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbour of my resident city.

Well, I hope this is of use to whoever is interested. One final note. You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative. This is special. Do not abuse it.

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>>4689746
...the fuck?
The thought of seeing a guy fucking a dolphin in an aquarium is hilarious though.
>Hey mommy, what's that guy doing?
>Don't worry, he's just...FUCKING IT?!?

>>4689775
Oh my

>mfw there's gonna be at least a few /sci/entists driving out to the coasts tonight, dicks in hand, walking the shoreline and waiting

>Where are you going, bro?
>Fishing...
>.....
>...fishing FOR DOLPHIN PUSSY!
>AWWWW YEAAAAAAH!

does dolphin vagina smell like people?