/sci/ - Science & Math

>>4651881
Fuck off Carl Woese.

>>4651881
soft science

Caucasoid
Mongoloid
Negroid

>>4651888
Would it kill you to have a little fun in a while?

Also:
Quarks
Leptons
Gauge Bosons.

>>4651891
I'll take that on the condition that you consider all Native Americans to be an extension of the Mongloid race.

>>4651905
Alright, but then arabs, indians, south americans, etc are all extensions of the Negroid race.

The Father
The Son
The Holy Spirit

peak oil
qualia
sun made of ice

apoptosis
necrosis
entosis

Macromolecules:
DNA
RNA
Protiens

Eukaryote
Prokaryote
Archea

Circulatory System
Nervous System
Lymphatic System

apostol
rudin
rosenlicht

Prototheria
Metatheria
Eutheria

Islam
Judaism
Christianity

friendster
myspace
facebook

Somewhat amused by this thread.

Text
Audio
Video

Niggers
Faggots
Jews

mouth
vagina
anus

>>4651984
Good god, it works!

Philosophy major
History major
Unemployed

panda
panda
panda

C
C+
C++

Paintings
Music
Vidjeo games

a bunch of sticks
george michael
OP

>>4652024
a pork and offal meatball from the midlands of england

0
1
null

>>4652028

Closed,
Flat,
and Open universe

early
on-time
late

gestation
alive
dead

empty
full
overflowing

Okay, so those are the objects, but what are the morphisms?

what the hell is going on?

for-loop
while-loop
do-while-loop

Neither
Either
Other

Always
Sometimes
Never

Muscles
Organs
Bones

Invertebrate
Cartilage
Bones

boner
semi
flaccid

Real
Symbolic
Imaginary

Skin
External Organs
Oriface

Yes
Maybe
No

>>4651931
>Mfw Entosis
Now THAT is some cool shit.

Loop quantum gravity
Stringtheory
God

This is crazy
But here's my number
So call me, maybe

Joan Ocean
Dolphins
Nobel committee

alkanes
cycloalkanes
arenes

White dwarf
Neutron star
Black hole

>>4652145
x
y
z

free as in beer
free as in freedom
free as in bittorrent

Ph.D in Math
Any job I want
$300k starting

Past
present
future

noko
sage
nokosage

Mind
Body
>Soul

Sedimentary
Igneous
Metamorphic

one
two
pi

spaghetti
walk the dinosaur
bel air

i
-1
1

True
False
Paradox

big crunch
steady state
heat death of the universe

Cash
Check
Credit

Solid
Liquid
Gas

Height
Width
Depth

Deficient Number
Perfect Number
Abundant Number

input
process
output

Negative
Positive
Zero

Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner

Binary fission, budding, regeneration.

Divergent boundaries
Convergent boundaries
Transform boundaries

Small
Medium
Large

Doric
Ionic
Corinthian

Loops
Arches
Whorls

Conduction
Convection
Radiation

Bachelor
Master
PhD

Weak
Neutral
Strong

acetone
acetoacetic acid
beta-hydroxybutyric acid

Acute
Obtuse
Scalene

Mutualistic
Parasitic
Commensal

Guy
Cody
Haggar

progressive
regressive
proportional

Independent
Dependent
Controlled

Time
Place
Form

(types of utility)

Grasses
Sedges
Broadleaves

Indica, Sativa, and Hybrid

Jnana, Bhakti and Karma

Romero formula, Virus formula, and White Zombie formula

In, out, shake it all about.

solid
liquid
gas

x
y
z

Sequence
Selection
Iteration

Machine codes
Low level languages
High level languages

heterosciencality
homoengineerality
pedophilosality

flaccid
erect
belongs in the kitchen

Heterosexual
Bisexual
OP

sodium borohydride
lithium aluminiumhydride
sodium cyanoborohydride

niggers

>>4652678
>LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I KNOW CHEMISTRY

Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan
Jackie Chan

butts
cuts
coconuts

>>4652682
>/sci/ - Science & Math
>Science
>implying that chemistry isn't allowed here

Gay
Straight
You don't want to know

atheist
monotheist
polytheist

>>4652714
science
chemistry
philosophy

>>4652682
>implying naming three marginally good reductants is the same as knowing chemistry

male
hermaphrodite
female

open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur

sun made of ice
sun made of lava
collison

F = MA
V = IR
f = c/λ

White
Black
Color

>>4652742
I probably would have gone:

Philosophy
Science
Math

Alternatively;

Physics
Chemistry
Biology

>>4652604
I like this one.

Democratic
Libertarian
Republican

>>4652566
I'd probably go with

1
e
π

mouth
pussy
butthole

Moon (Or dwarf planet, maybe)
Planet
Star

Bush
Tree
President Bush

Eyes
Ears
Nose

>>4652222
>2222
ZOMG, HOW!?

>>4652913
Bush
Clinton
Bush

>>4652222
>implying past and future exists

Best
4chan
thread

>>4652926
If the past and future exist, then we certainly have a better grasp on the past than we do on the future.

As long as you believe in the concept of "change", then there is "was", an "is", and a "will be".

Regardless of whether they exist or not, these three terms are extremely practical for us.

PC
Laptop
Smart Phone

High-tier


Mid-Tier


Low-tier

>>4652942
Has anyone mentioned this one before?

If not, I'm surprised.

>>4652948
Nope, OP

Another given:

Birth
Life
Death

Divergent
Convergent
Strike-Slip

Humans
Machines
Aliens

Science
Art
Games

Blood cells:

White Cell
Red Cell
Platelets

Mafic
Intermediate
Felsic

Anthem
Flag
Seal

Diaphaneity of Minerals
 
Transparent
Translucent
Opaque

ENTP
INTP
the rest

>>4652958
That's a good one.
But I think I'd go more along the lines of:

Scientist
Artificer
Entertainer

Something along the lines of:
Observer
Creator
Dreamer

>>4652950
I think it might have been covered in >>4652046. But it sounds like he's describing a state of being, while you're describing a process.

Both work pretty well, actually.

Volcanoes

Shield
Cinder Cone
Composite

Wave
Wave-Particle
Particle

Electron
Proton
Neutron

Arteries
Veins
Capillaries

Food
Water
Oxygen

Head
Thorax
Abdomen

Design
Art
Code

Freddie Mercury
Rock Hudson
This Thread

You're giving me ideas now...

Leader
Doer
Innovator

Speed
Distance
Time

x<70
70<x<130
x>130

Id
Ego
Superego

Skies
Horzion
Ground

Western civ
Eastern civ
Oriental civ

Classes of the Republic by Plato:

Philosopher
Warrior
Workers

>>4653027
Those are some pretty good ones. But I gotta ask:

>Eastern civ
>Oriental civ
What's the difference between Easter Civ and Oriental Civ?

I've kinda always referred to them in the same way.

butt
fart
poop

cutaneous
subcutaneous
superficial

Alcohol
Weed
Shrooms

Red
Green
Blue

Alternatively:
Yellow
Cyan
Magenta

Eastern is more "traditiona"l asia.
Oriental is egypt, israel, lebannon, iraq, arabia etc... You know, that war-zone.

I think they're the classical counterbalance to our "civilization". They've produced as much math/literary geniuses than us.

Mind
Body
Spirit

I kinda think of the human brain in a similar way.

Mesencephalon
Cerebellum
Cerebrum

Igneous
Sedimentary
Metamorphic

>>4653138
Well, I don't really want to argue over which one is better.

But yeah, I think you've got an excellent point there.

Felsic
Intermediare
Mafic (well, ultramafic ones are still mafic)

/a/
/co/
/v/

/sci/
/pol/
/lit/

Memories
Thoughts
Dreams

∫f(x)dx
f(x)
dy/dx

>>4653194
Ooh, that's a good one.

>>4653194
>f'(x)

fixed

>>4653194
shouldn't that be
∫f(x)dx
f(x)
d/dx
(I haven't done maths in a long while, please don't be angry)

Pepsi
Coca-Cola
Dr. Pepper

This is kinda fun.

Nintendo
Playstation
Xbox

100
googol
googolplex

>>4653233
Nintendo
Sony
Microsoft

or

Wii
Playstation (3)
Xbox (360)

ellipse
hyperbola
parabola

>>4653259

that's wrong retarded

/Pol/
/Int/
/New/

Chocolate Milk
Mocha
Iced Coffee

Scalar
Vector
Tensor

>>4653209
f'(x) = dy/dx

f(x) is just the function itself, when ∫f(x)dx is the integral and dy/dx is the derivative.

Crazy
Insane
Cyriak

Seriously, he's a whole new type of crazy.

the only bachelor's degrees worth pursuing:

chemistry
mathematics
physics

>>4653210

in this case, "y" stands for "f(x)",
it would be d/dx if the function was represented there.

Like in "d/dx xˆ2"

The three phases of water:

Salty, Still, Sparkling

0
aX
X^a

>>4653313
shit, should be:
a
aX
X^a

>>4653318
actually, scratch that, forgot about
a*log(X)

dog
cat
mouse

knife
fork
spoon

animal
mineral
vegetable

acid
alkali
neutral

Chocolate
Vanilla
Mint

peanut butter
jelly
time

SineCosineTan

sage
noko
email

neutral
milk
hotel

up
down
left

Ultraviolet
Visible Light
Infrared

>>4653343
Oh damn!

That's another good one.

Mass
Volume
Density

>implying OP intended to butthurt all bio fags.

Animals
Humans
Aliens

aha..

Perfection
Imperfection
Non-existence

0
Undef.
∞

Lyman series
Balmer series
Paschen series

sine
cosine
tangent

no solutions
one solution
many solutions

Lamin
Actin
Tubulin

>>4653308

Salty. Right.

cytosine
guanine
adenine
thymine

>>4651920
DAMN beat me to it.

Constant
Variable
Nonexistent

Metals
Non-Metals
Metalloids

Vague non-answers:

Don't know
Maybe
Kind of.

Sqrt(x)
x
xˆ2

halogens
lanthanides
alkanes

Matter
Anti-Matter
Energy

rough endoplasmic reticulum
smooth endoplasmic reticulum
ostrogoths

england
scotland
northern ireland

This is one of the few posts on /sci/ that will reach 404 by post count lel

Emotion-reason
Stimulus-response
Deduction-induction

celery
carrot
onion

Regions of The US

Hawaii
Alaska
Continental US

Regions of Continental US:
North Eastern
South Eastern
Western Expansion

Regions of the Western US:
West Coast
Rocky Mountains
Mid-West

>>4653645
Neural reactions.

I like that.

>>4653336

wat is this
i don't
even

burp
queef
fart

transitional
rotational
static

Branches of the US government:

Judicial Branch
Executive Branch
Legislative Branch

>>4653902
Oh you Americans and your egocentrisme

>>4653902
are you aware that is the case in most countries, and that it was a european invention ?

>>4653952

mmmmm :)

>>4653972

Like the guillotine, and music?

no op

>>4653976
is that timothy mcveigh's doing

>>4653985

oh, no, it's god's will.. ;)

>>4653976
I'm Dutch, so no. I was referring to the fact that a French guy brought these up, not Americans (even if they think they are the inventors of democracy)

>>4654000

Sure. But the entire thread is about intrinsic phenomina, not inventions or innovators.

Personally, I find it shameful to generalize a region of people. You're just pissed that american militarism is exporting democracy, and I've got news for you: we, the citizens of the united states, are pissed about it, too.
What is your opinion of Geert Wilders?

>>4653972
I know.

It's just that I'm American, so I'm more familiar with the US Government than I am with the others.

I didn't really think it'd be my place to post about the governments of countries that I don't live in.

Green Light - Proceed
Yellow Light - Proceed with caution
Red Light - Stop

/a/
/c/
/jp/

/v/
/vg/
/vp/

Entre
Main Course
Dessert

What?
Where?
When?

Verbs
Nouns
Adjectives

Letters
Punctuation
Spacing

Images
Text
>Greentext

Sober
Intoxicated
Hungover

>or for those that consider "hungover" to equal "intoxicated"
Sober
Intoxicated
Passed out

Classwork
Homework
Exams

>Projects and reports are included in homework

>>4654270
faggot, forgot conjuctions, prepositions and articles

so
much
win

>>4656555
>Projects and reports are included in homework
Sounds fair to me.

Plus, exams could be turned into it's own category as well. Check this shit out:
Tests
Exams
Finals

Homework
Projects
Reports

Lectures
Discussions
Labs

/b/:

basement
pizza
PC

i
pi
phi

look, it rhymes.

1
0
X

.
+
'

>>4656593
I considered including them, but I felt like they were more of a sub-category of language rather than a main part of speech.

They're not actual "thoughts" or "ideas" in their own right. But they bridge the gap between the main three.

So if language were a color wheel,

Nouns/Adjectives/Verbs would be Red/Yellow/Blue.

And Preps/Conjs/Articles would be Green/Violet/Orange.

>>4658022
Nice.

>>4651881
Yeah but that's wrong you fucking retard:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eukaryote#Phylogeny

PhD in Mathematics

Any job I want.

$300k starting.

>>4658036
AND
OR
NOT

>>4658069
See >>4658069

I am more than aware of how clades and phylogeny works, thank you. If anything, I'm actually kinda shocked that someone like you didn't show up sooner.

Discussion
Monologue
Internal Thoughts

Above sea level
Sea level
Below sea level

Primary School
Secondary School
College

Pseudoscience
Imaginary
Qualia

Flourishing
Surviving
Extinct

hate
indifference
1ove

>>4658193
I get the feeling this is supposed to be a troll.

But I gotta be honest, this actually works out pretty well. I kinda like it.

Troll
Ignorant
Confused

>>4658257
>>4658193
0/100

>>4658232
I'd have gone with "declining" instead of "extinct". Mostly because declining species tend to evolve faster than flourishing ones. It tends to breed competition, especially in organisms like bacteria and viruses.

I'd create a similar category instead. Like:

Evolving
Adjusted
Extinct

But I'll have to think about that one for a bit.

>>4658273
Guy from >>4658257 here.

Why are you calling me a troll?

I actually like the idea of "Qualia".
Whether it exists or not, it's still an extremely conventional concept.

I just don't waste my time arguing about it like a faggot.

>>4658290
Nah, that's pretty good. Those that don't evolve or adjust die out.

>>4658265
I'd probably go with:

Troll
Arrogant
Ignorant

I feel like "Confused" and "Ignorant" are similar enough that there's not a clear distinction between the two when compared to "Troll".

>>4658366
>Arrogant
Just the word I was looking for.

Slides
Hand-outs
Notes

Statement
Demand
Question

>>4658415
What about "Request?"

>>4658423
I'd probably place that one somewhere between "Question" and "Demand".

>>4658430
>inb4 Venn diagram

Shoulder/Upper Arm
Forearm
Hands

What is going on in this thread?

>>4658434
This entire thread is pretty much Venn Diagrams within Venn Diagrams.

As long as you know how the color wheel works, it's pretty easy to understand how all of these objects relate to each other.

acid
base
neutral


molarity
molality
normality

unsaturated
saturated
supersaturated

Formal
Informal
Symbolic

>>4658459
Things of significant interest.

Hours
Minutes
Seconds

Days
Months
Years

>>4658533
>>4658470
>>4658469
Oh man. These are some good ones.

Arithmetic
Algebra
Calculus

>>4658581
Instead of calc, I'd probably go with "Geometry".

Then I'd go for:

Calculus
Statistics
Differential Equations

Parentheses
Square brackets
Curly brackets

Audio
Video
Disco

Spades
Hearts
Clubs

left atrium
right atrium
left ventricle

There are some colonial protozoans I think.

Autism
Asperger's Syndrome
This thread

>>4658652
>made me lol

Singular
Plural
Ambiguous

Not completely set on that last one. But terms like "Fish" and "Pants" go without changing form when switching back and forth. And then there's words like "Octopus", and I don't even want to touch that one.

>>4658661
Makes sense

>>4658656
I'd have used "ADHD" instead of "This thread."

Not that it makes much of a difference.

"Thou shall meet enemies three[...] They are shades of good, evil, and neutrality, torn and twisted by the laws of the planes..."

Just FYI

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_three_(writing)

Word-of-mouth
Read
Watched

mother
father
actual father

Straight
Curved
Undefined

bros
hoes
haters

>>4659292
>hoes
>gardening implements

paper
plastic
the cloth tote npr sent you for donating

Qualia
Tulpae
Science

why
why OP
why?

Me
Myself
I

Huey
Dewey
Louie

>>4658249

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference.

You're either aligned with love or you're not, there is no in between.

>>4659985
I'm not really sure if any of those can be called "opposites". Or in a sense, "Indifference" is simultaneously the opposite of "Love" and "Hate".

herp
derp
herpity-derpity

Photoreceptors:

Rods
Cones
Ganglions

Adenine
Guanine
Thymine

>>4662229
we already did this one

Matter
Energy
Space

Space
Time
Geometrical properties

Glucose
Maltose
Fructose