/sci/ - Science & Math

'hurr! i spell stuff wrong on purpose SOO FANNEH JOAK!!'

>>4565210
I did not say this.

>>4565211
disregard that, i suck cocks

The greatest mind is crippled and the kid is an autistic genius easily owned by any midly old asian man

EK thread.

>>4565216

>>4565217
well, you're half right...

>EK will never love you

;_;

>>4565216
Spiderman thread.

>>4565223
nah, EK loves all her /sci/-children =p

>>4565225
>>4565216
>>4565223
This is now a feel thread

>that feel when you will never touch EKs (Rose's) juicy legs

>>4565227
Prove you are EK without just imitating her typing style

>>4565229

>that feel when she will never shit on you

>>4565225
fail

>>4565229
EK isnt rose, dumass
>>4565232
i cant, can i??

>>4565235

>>4565237
Yes, you could make a post on your facebook page.

>>4565247
i could..except im not rose, and im not putting my real facebook here

>>4565250
Yes you are. Prove it otherwise.

>>4565250
I see you got twitter
http://twitter.com/#!/rosekellylines/

>>4565256
>you are rose until proven otherwise
nice occams razor fail, faggit!
also, haz said i wasnt, and shes the one who initially trolled 7/7/11, so her word is the one we'll be trusting

>>4565259
Yep, that's EK alright.

>>4565259
>check down newsfeed for anything EK related
NOPE!

>>4565265
She said you weren't because you told her to say that so nobody here would come and rape you.

>>4565270
Except that's you. You don't know shit about zoology, and Harriet doesn't know shit about psychology or any other science. You make the perfect scum liberal arts student.

>>4565273
pffcchhc! as if, i fucking dare them to try, i'll fucking kick the shit out of any would-be rapist, they'd fucking regret ever having laid eyes on me

also, i do actually have proof, in case you're interested
<<<
>harriet
>'3rd year journalist'
NOPE! shes a psychologist, so nice fail there
nneed i say more?

>>4565286
Prove it

>>4565281
>implying harriet is in psychology

>>4565281
See
>>4565276

>>4565276
i know a fuck more about zoology than you ever will, faggot!

>>4565286
Prove it by posting something that you can't find on google then you juicy bitch

>>4565283
she is actually, fucking ask her next time shes on, retard!

>>4565286
Nope.

>>4565291
No, she is just lying, which explains her ignorance.

>>4565289
>>4565290
fucking how???
any zoology question is googlable,

fuck this, what do you THINK i study then?
or am i some school-less retard with no education who does nothing at all, hmmm?

>>4565298
No, you're a journalist.

>>4565298
talk about your research interests

>>4565296
why would she lie about studying psych? its a fucking shit tier subject anyway, if she was gonna lie it'd be about some hard science like physics i guess

>>4565298
>any zoology question is googlable,
Nope. Even undergrad shit you need a textbook dumb cunt

>>4565304
Too many physicists on /sci/ to do that easily

>>4565301
pftftffhH! as if i'd fucking study journalism, that isnt even science, why the fuck am i even here then?
also, reading, can you into it, motehrfucker???
it said haz did journalism, not me
unless that otehr haz and 'rose' both do journalism...not that i know or care

>>4565307
>yfw almost all zoology textbook are downloadable...THROUGH FUCKING GOOGLE!
twat

>>4565304
Very funny, it's so obvious you're lying.

Do you have any idea on how coincidental the 7/11/11 shit is? The probability that it isn't you is less than one in a billion based on the UK population.

>>4565312
That's why you tell us something right now, in your next post before you download a textbook and look something up.

>>4565311
>you want to be a writer
>close friends with a journalism major
Obviously you're majoring in journalism too.

>>4565314
>Do you have any idea on how coincidental the 7/11/11 shit is?
erm, not at all? ha was just being a fucking lying bitch
>age is wrong
>majors are wrong
>looks only barely resemble mine
she's a stoner, i'll give you that, but you just got lucky
(also, most londoners are stoners, so yes hun, it IS just coincidence)

>>4565320
No, she's 22, and you are 22. You both turned 22 in November.

>>4565320
*haz

Nobody believes you EK, go take your meds.

>>4565319
i dont want to be a fucking writer!

>>4565321
actually we're both 21, and neither of us has a birthday in november
(QED, rose and other harriet arn't EK and REAL harriet)

>>4565333
fine.
sucks to be them, coz they're FUCKING WRONG!

>>4565334
But you have a birthday in november.

>>4565320
You forgot
>friends with a person named Harriet
>same style of writing
>same shitty remarks on facebook
>same attention whore attitude
>same age
>same location
>same time coming on internet

I doubt that this is EK in the thread because she gave up her trip a few months ago

>>4565345
There's been someone who has specifically said they've been pretending to be EK, but I believe EK has used her trip a few times since she gave it up.

>>4565345
More like he is, but he is samefagging the entire conversation to get people to believe he is some random chick that he stalks online

EK is a neckbeard autist with multiple personality disorder

I'm still lookiing for Harriets address. I can't find it yet. But it's only a matter of time...

>>4565351
this

>>4565340
i dont though

>>4565342
>WRONG age
>same VAGUE location
>DIFFERENT writing style altogether (fuck you for even comparing)
>'same time coming on the internet' fucking what? im on pretty randomly, i dont come on at any specific time.

>>4565354
happy hunting, tard. shes still at uni, so all you'll find is her confused parents and her fucktarded ugly younger brother.

>>4565359
>ugly younger brother
You made that up.

>>4565359
A friend named fucking Harriet?

God EK it's so obvious

>>4565366
>implying REAL haz doesnt have a brother
she does actually
sorry, does 'harriet emily roger' not? oh, well thats a shame!

>>4565368
its a common name, there were 4 in my first school, fuck you, presumptious cunt
haz trolls you fucker one time, even admits she was trolling ,and you still hang on to your false beliefs like fucking retarded religious conspiracy nutjobtards

morons!

>>4565371
She never admitted it. You told her through /sci/ to say she was wrong. She then said that, deleting her post afterwards.

>>4565375
i told her to knock it off and end the stupid joke
i never told her to lie

>>4565378
You did.

>>4565384
no i fucking didnt. why would i do that anyway??
so you're saying i was like "hey haz! pretend that 7/7/11 was a lie coz i feel nervous now!" and she what, just magically obeys me for no reason?

troll harder, nigger

>>4565386
Considering you're friends, yes.

It seems Harriet has changed her facebook name to Clementine Emily Rodger. She has also removed all of her photos. This is just more proof that Harriet doesn't want us posting her photos on 4chan.
Also, the only way to access EK/Rose's profile is through the links in the photos (which are now all removed).
Yet more proof

>>4565388
well yeh, we are, but that doesnt mean id tell her to lie, even if i did, how the fuck would that make any sense to post it on here??? thats retarded as you can all read it! id just fucking text her.

>>4565391
nope, thats proof that you're annoying some other person called harriet in the world, by posting her pics here.
im not rose, so i dot really care
look, ill even post one of her, thats how little she means to me, shes a fucking stranger, and isnt me, and ive never ever met her (london is a fucking huge city)

>>4565391
This

>>4565391
I don't believe that Harriet would be mentally capable of the edits you claim.

She would probably be able to link you to a wikipedia article on how to do it, though.

>>4565398
Cool reverse psychology Rose

>>4565405
it isnt fucking reverse psychology!
how come theres nothing at all zoology related on her FB or twitter? and how come her version of haz is A FUCKING JOURNALIST!!??!?

>>4565398
Take a picture of your juicy thighs with time stamp and we can compare to see if you are lying.

>>4565409
How come there's nothing zoology related in your posts here? Or psychology related in harriets?

>>4565409
Because you made that up two years ago when you first came on /sci/ and someone asked you what you did.

You don't know shit about Biology or Zoology, you do not participate in any discussions. You just shit post. This implies you come on here to troll and probably to exercise your Journalism skills whilst under the influence of controlled substances.

take a picture of your hair and timestamp it EK

this will prove everyone wrong or right

I must say my friends, we have fucked with Rose/EK's online reputation. Typing her name on a search engine will result in the /sci/ archived thread from 7/7/11 coming up with all her photos inside the thread. Therefore if anyone looks up her name they will find out that she is the attention whore of /sci/. Imagine in the future when she tries to get a job at the zoo, her employer will know what she really is.

>>4565414
haz said she does post in psychology threads here, and i dont know if you've fucking otied, but zoology threads are pretty non existent round here!
thats fine, i like all science, i get enough zoology say to day anyway, i dont particularly mind it being sidelined.

>>4565411
>>4565420
how about no?
and compare it to what? i doubt rose has any FB pics of 'her juicy thighs' =p

>>4565421
lol, you think your pic actually means something, hun?
someone said her full name in the 7/7/11 thread, ergo, it appears in a fucking search, it has nothing to do with me

>>4565421

>>4565421

>>4565426
*noticed

>>4565426
Tell us your research interests then. And we have picture of your juicy thighs.

>>4565426
>it has nothing to do with me
It has everything to do to with you.

>>4565428
and again, that pic means fucking nothing!
youve circled a thread on .sci. where fucking suprise suprise! they've mentioned rose, like they always fucking do, even though she isnt me, and has probably never even been on /sci/
quite amusing really...

but no, you;re all just fucktards

>>4565434
She is you why the fuck did you take an absence from /sci/ after Harriet said you aren't coming back

>>4565432
parasites interest me, especially multi-host ones.

also, my thighs are pretty shitty and spindly, you wouldnt be impressed.
(and no, no pics)

What do you think /sci/, do we have her?

>>4565436
i was away for the weekend! it was a coincidence, also, i didnt know what to say, and i had nothing to post anyway, and all the sgit about rose and stuff was still spamming the board so maybe i thought id let it blow over before returning!
fuck you, that doesnt mean shes me, presumptuous cunt!

>>4565441
lawl

>>4565441
holy shit, her family is fucking huge...(still not me)

>>4565443
You've never posted anything zoology related. Tell us your research interests.

>>4565443
Seems like there's a lot of coincidences here

Abit too many

>>4565448
i told you, multi-host parasites.
and if you ever start a zoology thread, maybe i'll fucking contribute!

>>4565451
and yet, if i really was her...EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE TO FIT!
some things dont
>wrong haz
>wrong age
>wrong number of siblings
>wrong major

so, what?
you think if shes me she lied about half of her information on FB?

fucking dumass!

>>4565455
Have you published?

>wrong haz
Nope

>wrong age
Nope

>wrong number of siblings
>wrong major
You can fabricate these

>>4565460
>Have you published?
nah, not yet

>nope
yes it fucking IS the wrong haz, real haz isnt a fucking journalist! and if she was, why the fuck is she on /sci/ pretending to be a psychologist of all things?!?

>Nope
uhuh, so you're gonan correct me on my own fucking age, are ya, hun? (moroN!)

>You can fabricate these
i can fabricate anything, im still not fucking rose!
why not PM her on FB and fucking ask her yourself you shitfaced cunt!

>>4565468
I will. And she will say no because you are her!

>>4565468

Sup EK?

thought you guys might like this

>>4565471
so she'll say no either way, great, well i guess you'll never no.
fuck it, im done trying to convince you fucking morons, if you wanna think im her, then fine, i dont even know her, and your all just fucking idiots if you think i am anyway. it doesnt even matter what you fuckers even think

>>4565472
hi

>>4565475
shes joking, you tard.
but well done for being even more gullible than you already were

>>4565475
EK confirmed for slut like she said on here

>>4565478
There isn't a single person on here besides yourself that believes you aren't Rose.

>>4565479
i never said i was a slut on here, you fucking moron! i'd never fuck strangers!
also, she was fucking joking! you gullible twat!
and even if she wasnt, she isnt me, and i dont do 'anal fisting' you sick fuck!

EK also changed her name.
EK's facebook profile (you can't access it by searching for her name because she has disabled that function)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=618615103

>>4565486
>harriet
>people who arnt retarded
>etc
but you go ahead and enjoy your fantasys, prick!

>>4565488
You're still a slut. The strangers thing you keep saying is irrelevant. You have multiple fuck buddies and can't remember how man people you've fucked

>>4565488
how do you know she was joking if you arent her??

hahahahah you slipped up there EK/Rose

>>4565490
oh great, so you twats have spammed the fuck out of some innocent girls FB, presumably chanting 'hurrr! hi EK, we're from /sci/!!!' or some shit like that, and she'll have had no fucking idea what you mean, and had to disable her FB to avoid the fucking spam...i hope you shitheads are fucking proud of yourself!
oh wait, i hope you're NOT
because YOU'RE MORONS!

Fuck off EK

You said you'd stop using that shitty tripcode and posting those shitty images and go Anonymous

Now you shit up the board even more than you used to what the fuck

I think Machu Pichu will win.
Stevie Honkkins is a retard, he can't even walk or talk.
And Jackson Burnett is a autistic kid.

>>4565498
Are you going to disable your profile now EK? Don't worry, i have all your photos saved on my computer.

>>4565499
Reported

>>4565495
i recognise jokes, im not a fucking aspie, i dont need to be her to know its a joke
(FYI, people who have actually made anal fisting vids dont declare that fact on their own fucking FB wall!!)

>>4565494
i dont count how many times ive slept with people, or how many people, but its still not a large number. and theres nothing wrong with haveing multiple lovers, anyone who thinks there is is an unenlightened religitard stuck in the dark ages, afraid to modernise.
and it doesnt make me a slut either

if someone said you;re only allowed to have one friend, you;d tell them to fuck off and mind their own business, you can have as many friends as you like!
but then with lovers, so often its all so taboo to have more than one...for no reason!
fuck it!

>>4565498
You could prevent it with a simple time stamp of your hair. It's your own fault bitch.

>>4565498
Prove us wrong then you cunt.

Oh wait, you can't provide evidence so IT'S NOT SCIENCE

>>4565504
>i have some random girls pics saved who isn't you, because i'm a gullible fuck
<<<

>>4565514
>(FYI, people who have actually made anal fisting vids dont declare that fact on their own fucking FB wall!!)
They do if they're as fucking brain dead as you!

Another science thread derailed by EK.

>>4565521
fuck you, retard! im not braindead im top of my class (or pretty close to it, top 10% anyway, deffo)
and i wouldnt do fucking anal fisting, thats grosss!

>>4565514
>implying any of that doesn't make you a slut

Fuck off

>>4565529
>implying it does
explain how then!

>>4565488
>i never said i was a slut on here
You have 50 fuck buddies yet you aren't a slut?

>>4565528
>among the top 10% in your class
>zoology

>>4565528
>Zoology
>hard science
pick one.

>>4565499
>guaranteed_butthurt.jpg

>>4565532
Because a slut is sexually promiscuous. Stupid cunt. There's nothing that says you have to fuck strangers. And you've had almost 20 people at 22! Kill yourself.

>>4565532
Defnition of a slut: A woman who often engages in sex with different partners.

>>4565533
>50 = 3
i take it you arnt a math major then?

>>4565534
zoologys harder than you think! get a fucking degree in it, then come and shit-talk about it to me you ignorant cunt!
>>4565536
and you, faggot!

>>4565538
where the fuck did you get '20 people' from? it way less than that.
and theres nothing wrong with what i do, you fucking explain why theres some magical rule i have to stick to one guy, and then maybe i'll listen to you. otherwise, its just your own fucktarded bigotted opinion!!

>>4565539
>'a woman...'
>implying men cant be sluts as well

Why don't you just admit it EK?

>>4565546
>zoologys harder than you think

>>4565547
admit im rose?
ah, but that would be lying
and lying makes baby jesus cry

>>4565546
From your own word you stupid cunt. It is a lot. And it precisely makes you a slut. Also

>implying 3 fuckbuddies doesn't make you a slut

>>4565550
>religious trolling

>>4565546
>zoologys harder than you think

>>4565550
Not what I implied.

Admit who you are. Everyone will leave you alone. You're already a tripfag on here.

>>4565553
>implying you wouldt have 3 girlfriends if you could
i presume you're male?
you fucking stupid rat bastard hippocrite!
so when a girl does it shes a skank, but im sure you'd fucking do it, and think theres nothing wrong with it, rite?
sexist arsehole!

>>4565554
just a joke, hun.

>>4565556
it fucking is, get a fucking zoology textbook and see how far you get, shits interesting, but kinda hard to remember as well.

>>4565570
No, I wouldn't want 3 gfs. I want exactly one.

>>4565570
>it fucking is, get a fucking zoology textbook and see how far you get, shits interesting, but kinda hard to remember as well.
What classes are you taking right now?

What textbooks are you using?

>>4565570
Fuck off cunt. You don't know what I want. I sure as hell don't want to be a slut like you. This isn't about me. And stop calling me a hypocrite when you don't know anything about my romantic life. You're a slut because of the things you've said here. I would never want to be like you.

Oh god we're all going to get banned for this disgrace of a thread.

>>4565573
fine, thats fine, and thats your choice, i have no problem with that, but if people want 2 or 3 or whatever, then thats none of your business either!

just like if i have 3 or 4 or 20 friends, it doesnt matter, its just frned,s that you hang oyt with and have fun with, its just that as an extension of fun you can also be sexual if you both want, and theres nothing wrong with that!
you fucking explain how there is something wrong with that!
you cant, can you!??

>>4565579
best not to reveal too much IRL info, this might end up being like 7/7/11, but actually getting it right this time!

>>4565584
fine, i dont want to e like you anyway, fucking arsehole!

>>4565599
He asked you to name one of your zoology books, not to reveal your personal information.

>>4565599
>best not to reveal too much IRL info, this might end up being like 7/7/11, but actually getting it right this time!
How the hell will that reveal anything you fucking idiot? What courses are you taking, and what textbooks do they use? I'm curious to see the so-called "difficulty".

>>4565605
maybe different unis set different ones as core material

>>4565609
Then your zoology can't be so hard, when uni is enough to know everything about it.

>>4565609
lol you obnoxious cunt you aren't even a zoology major are you?

>>4565615
i didnt say it was the hardest major ever, but it aint as easy as some as you faggots seem to think, it takes a lot of studying

>>4565621

Care much?

>>4565620
[sarcasm] nooo! i'm a fucking journalist! [/sarcasm]

>>4565624
Name me the hardest class you are taking with a decent textbook for it.

>>4565634
fuck you, this isnt an EK Q&A.
you wanna do some fucking zoology, then fucking go and do some. im not paid to be your fucking nanny!

Fuck we have had loads of textbook threads and the cunt won't post one? She's lying.

>>4565640
So you don't know any zoology?
It's okay. Just admit you were lying.

>>4565640
I asked you just to name me your hardest class since you said the material is difficult. I want to see what it is like. You can't even do that?

>>4565641
even if i didnt do zoology, i could just google/amazon a random textook and post it, you tard.
i dont need to lie, im not ashamed of doing zoology, its a good subject, ive wanted to do it for years

>>4565640 this isnt an EK Q&A.

The topic is about you, Ms Stevie Honkkins. If it's not then why is your picture in the thread picture?

>>4565653
I'm not asking for that.

I just want to know a good textbook and what is your hardest class you fucking idiot.

>>4565653

I thought Zoology was illegal? There's a course in this shit?

>>4565664

I thought it was people fucking animals but it's people who wank animals to impregnate other animals.

>>4565657

>>4565664
that's 'zoophilia' retard!

>>4565671
Are you a furry?

>>4565674
No, it's the opposite in terms of statistics. People who work in the biological sciences field have a less likely probability to have sexual tendencies toward it.

Physicists are usually the furfaggots

>>4565680
Math + physics fag here. I can confirm this.

EK, can you please answer my question?

>>4565674
>>4565689
fuck no im not a furry!
(sorry, playing chess against pascal = slow response ITT)

>>4565696
Are you black or white? Both are playing so fucking bad.

>>4565689
>>4565696
That wasn't my question you fucking stupid fuck. I asked if you can give me a good zoology textbook of the hardest course you had.

>>4565680
>implying EK works in the biological sciences

>>4565701
fuck you, i'll win...

>>4565708
I want to play chess against you too.

Holy shit this thread is still going on.

EK your propaganda is not going to work because all the facts are archived.

>zoology hard science
I loled

>>4565704
She isn't going to respond. She has never taken a zoology course.

>>4565704
>insulting me
>expecting request to be acquiesced

I will find Rose/EK's address and then proceed to rape her anus with my fist, just the way she likes it.

>April 10, 2012
>The day we discover EK doesn't even study soft science

>>4565720
>because all the facts are archived.
>because haz's trolls/lies are archived
....uhuh

>>4565732
i DO fucking study zoology! im just not posting textbook titles for some prick ITT!

The mod of /sci/ is a fucking retard. I asked him long ago to ban the names EK and Harriet due to the amount shitposting that happens. Why the fuck does the mod not ban EK and Harriet?
Why the fuck do people post with names anyway? Why the fuck does moot allow this faggotry?

>>4565746
Please. I'm asking you nicely.

>>4565746
It's your burden of proof. Why the fuck do you think anyone is gonna believe you without evidence?

>>4565748
He permabanned Carl Sagan.

>>4565696
>Yiff in hell!

>>4565748
lol, how can you ban haz? she doesnt break rules (in fact, i hardly ever do either come to think of it...not that i care)

>>4565764
She's permanently breaking local rules 2 and 3 as well as global rule 6.

EK#.1Omhrk8

>>4565754
>Please. I'm asking you nicely.
>"That wasn't my question you fucking stupid fuck..."
>I just want to know a good textbook and what is your hardest class you fucking idiot.
>fucking idiot
>stupid fuck
>lol you obnoxious cunt you aren't even a zoology major are you?
>obnoxious cunt
>'I'm asking you nicely.'

>>4565783
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>>4565778
>babby's first day on 4chan
That's the way you speak to people. It seems polite enough.

>>4565767
global rule 6.?

>>4565786
hehehhe... ah, well then we're all fucked arnt we?

>>4565790
Nope. I respect global rule #6.

Revealed Tripfags:

EK#.1Omhrk8
Teacup#Andalittlebitofsugarcube
Inurdaes #9+4;B?V6
OP#RobertWerner

>>4565790
Not if I delete this thread.

Please answer my Zoology question.

>>4565810
pascal#pascal