/sci/ - Science & Math

why don't you date EK? she has assburgers

...so go and ask one out.
girls are 50% of the population, and something like 99% are straight

>>4544196
>>4544197
>brofist

>>4544197
How does one ask a girl out?

>>4544200
well, you could just straight up ask her to be your girlfriend, (only advisable if you actually know her though)
or if you dont know her so well, ask her on a date

>>4544197
Will you go out with me, EK? ;_;

>2012
>still being straight
>not having realized that intelligence can only be found in men

>>4544205
dumass, im thousands of miles away over the internet, having a girlfriend is fucking pointless if you cant see them in the flesh

>>4544204
What is a date and how do I ask a girl out on one?

>>4544208
I'll go to you. ;_;

>these threads
missed em, man

>>4544212
you'd better not really be that retarded....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dating

>>4544217
no.
1, im not posting my location on fucking 4chan
2, im not exactly single (kinda)

>>4544208
sadfrog troll lives in Auchenshuggle

>>4544208
Why would that be pointless? We could talk over the internet every day. Pretty much like we are doing on /sci/, only more intimate.

>>4544206
>implying you can't be straight, date traps, and miss out on being gay and females

>>4544205
also, yes

>>4544196
I'm pretty sure EK is a dude.

>>4544222
I wouldn't call it retarded. I genuinely don't know anything about dating. Can you explain it to me? The wikipedia article isn't helpful.
What am I supposed to do on a date?

>>4544222
So I can never be with you? ;_;

>>4544238
i just said yes

>>4544245
>>4544230
fuck off dumass, the real trip is available and you're bold-texting the fucking copypasta tripcode??
moron!

>>4544237
*facepalm*

>>4544238
nope, sorry

>>4544245
But how will I find you? I don't want to leave it to chance. ;_;

>>4544248
Why facepalm? I'm serious. Please help me.

>>4544252
no you fucking arnt, troll!
>hurr durr, i dont even know what dating is
>hurrrrrrr!!!, im too stupid to understand a very fucking simple wiki article!

>>4544256
Please, I'm not trolling. I never had any friends and I missed all chances of socializing.

>>4544264
*sigh*
you find a girl you like (or guy, if you're an engineer) and ask them out to a meal, or to see a film, or some shit like that
then when on the date, you talk to them, ask them about themselves and what they like doing, their interests hobbies, music etc, and see how compatible they are with you.
if they accept the date, they're at least slightly interested on a purely physical level, so as long as you dont say something fucking creepy or retarded, it should work out.
and if not, then you move on and ask someone else next time, if the 1st person wasnt compatible, or you didnt like them when you got to know them, or if they didnt like you

8/10, made me reply

>>4544279
What is the right meal to ask her out?
How do I not sound creepy?
How do I introduce myself, when I never talked to her before?
When is the right moment for doing so?
Where do I find a woman that is compatible?

Please don't mistake me for a troll. I have no idea how communication with other human beings works.

>>4544287
what the fuck??
im almost certain you're a fucking troll, but anyway, you ask too many questions and i cant be arsed dealing with such fucking basic shit.
ask /soc/
or even your fucking parents
This is fucking basic primary school level social interaction what the FUCK is wrong with you!??

>>4544298
aww don't be so mean to him. he's just ronery.

>>4544298
I'm sure you get asked this all the time but I don't pay attention. Are you the girl in the picture or just a fan?

Lol he's so ignorant that he's obviously never even watched TV before. This might also be his first attempt at using the internet.

>>4544298
I promise I'm not a troll. /soc/ seems to be full of so called normalfags. I want a gf that is educated or at least interested in science and math. Stupidity disgusts me.
My parents can't help me, because they don't have any social contacts either. Please EK, can you answer my questions?

>>4544314
yeah? well thats not my problem!, has this guy been locked in the fucking attic all his life and never been taught how to talk to people IRL??
fuck this, far too much 'that feel' and sadfrog spam all over my fucking board.
im out

>>4544315
im just a fan.

>>4544245
does FactsvsReligion have a bf? Maybe she knows this feel

>>4544255
>He will never find EK

>>4544329
>fuck this, far too much 'that feel' and sadfrog spam all over my fucking board.
>my fucking board
>my board

>>4544287

Somewhat restructured the order but here we go.

>Where do I find a woman that is compatible?
Places you like to go obviously. If you like cooking, take cooking classes. Anything with group activities will do since it's only natural to talk to each other in these situations. In fact, it would be weird not to introduce yourself and to remain silent.

>How do I introduce myself, when I never talked to her before?
Say hello I'm [your first name here] with a smile. You get this from experience but usually you can tell what this is going to be like from her initial response.

>How do I not sound creepy?
Talk to her like she's a human, not an object you want to insert your penis in.

>When is the right moment for doing so?
Just casually mention something where she can "hook in" sort of speak. Mention something like you like riding motorcycles or watching musicals and they'll have an opportunity to say "oh lets do that together sometime".

>What is the right meal to ask her out?
Something to show how cultured you are. Take her to a place with good food that is less known. Generally you want to postpone asking someone you don't know on an actual date since there's a very large chance you're incompatible. Talking to someone for a good 15 minutes can save you hundreds of wasted dating dollars a year!

>>4544329
Mission accomplished! I got EK to leave! yes!

I'll delete all the sad frog posts now

>>4544375
Thanks for the answer. It raises more questions.

>Places you like to go obviously.
I have no places I like to go other than the internet.

>Say hello I'm [your first name here] with a smile
And how do I ask her out then?

>not an object you want to insert your penis in.
When should I mention that I never intend to insert my penis?

>Mention something like you like riding motorcycles or watching musicals
What if I have no such hobbies?

>Something to show how cultured you are.
What food can show how cultured I am? For me eating food is only a bothersome necessity.

>>4544298

>I can't be arsed dealing with such basic shit
Isn't this your field of expertise?

As for the basic primary school level social interaction thing
>tripfagging on an anonymous imageboard about science while not studying and discussing anything remotely related to science just to fill your need for attention because you're too ugly to get any in real life. Yeah I've seen your pictures. Urgh.

The irony here is that this man is genuinely asking basic questions and you cannot answer them. That puts you below him on the social ladder.

>>4544384
What an effective method

I'll help next time he comes on

>>4544329

>mfw im just a fan

EK confirmed for racist. Again.

wow cmon guys, im a damn autist and even i have several prospects - one of whom just invited me to lunch on sunday with her.
nut up, faggots.

>>4544427
How did you achieve this? Can you share your insights please?

Can I delete this thread too, now?

>>4544452
Please don't. I hope for more advice.

>>4544287
>What is the right meal to ask her out?
Fuck a meal, ask her out for drinks.
How do I not sound creepy?
I seriously don't even know where to begin with this one.
How do I introduce myself, when I never talked to her before?
"Hey, how's it going? I'm anon."
When is the right moment for doing so?
The moment that is neither creepy, nor awkward.
Where do I find a woman that is compatible?
Attractive? Has vagina? Compatible.

Go forth and slay poon, /scibro.

>>4544452
Yes. Please.