/sci/ - Science & Math

You will enjoy a ban for this

Disproved by lack of evidense.

>>4524058
Did you not see the picture, science man?

Are you that stupid? It's RIGHT there.

>>4524057
If only I could email you rape Blackman.You are the biggest waste of space this board has seen since EK.

>>4524074
>email you rape

That sounds fucking terrifying man. You sure told me!

>>4524082
you get fucking told everyday by nature when you look in teh mirrror and see what a retard you are who will never into SCIENCE

>>4524082
you so mad brah

[more mad needed]

>>4524091
Lol you really think I'm mad? Sure man.

>>4524089
Piss off you poofter

>>4524082
>>4524089

The Great Tortoise sows confusion among the disbelievers!

Look at how they strike at eachother's necks, so much like The Great White One did to his own kind in The War!

Truly these are joyous days!

>>4524097
your not even black, man.

>>4524097
sure you can't get anymore mad brah? Seem pretty perturbed dude.

>>4524106
My girlfriend says the same thing because she doesn't like black people even though I have told her that I'm half black she sort of in denial.
Please respond

We've seen Earth from above and we know how it looks like.

But proving the universe isn't 'suspended on the back of The Great Tortoise Galapagargantos by the Three Elephants of Wisdom, Courage, and Strength' is a different matter.

>>4524108
Fuck off. Christ, what do you want from me? E-mail me that rape bro. I'm waiting

>>4524111
you're girlfriend is the same person liek you're mom and she hates you too

>>4524069

I lolled. 10/10

>>4524116
My mom loves me. I'm sorry that your parents don't accept your homosexuality :(

>>4524111
>has a girlfriend
>spends hours trolling /sci/, getting banned, and trolling some more

Choose one basement dwelling faggot

>>4524122
Your point being? I have my phone on me and I post on /sci/ from it all the time. I also have a lot of free time since I don't go to lectures

>>4524115

you do seem mad tbh

>>4524121
Your mom loves me too caramel babby. Well the penis parts of me (if you know what I mean). Well, she loves me when I penetrate her (if you know what I mean).

>>4524121
tell your mom i said hi

>>4524130
lol ur so edgy xD.

>>4524133
You're so lucky

>>4524139
lol ur so mad xD.

The Great Tortoise Galapagargantos would never allow this abortion of a thread to occur.

Checkmate.

>>4524139

I'm someone else, agreeing with these people

>>4524139
u are mad as hell, just sayin

Fuck off Carl. I tracked your IP address and I know you're samefagging

>>4524151
>traced IP
>posting from phone

Those jimmies are getting rustled.

[more mad needed]

>>4524157
My phone is a macbook/iphone custom build hybrid . Jelly?

>>4524151
I'll give you my fuckin IP, dare to hack me 127.0.0.1

>>4524161
>implying iphone is a phone

>>4524161
Are you autistic or something?

>>4524165
>>4524162
Lol you're so funni xD.
Now fuck off before I destroy your computer. I've been hacking since I was 12

>>4524172
oh no, don't backtrace me 1/2blackman

>>4524172
fuck off, i'm moar 1337 then you. i make websites in hmtl, yeah thats rite, motherfucking html. i don't need some fancy shit like php or linux. that crap is for newfags

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>>4524169
No. I took an autism test and it came out negative

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>>4524178
I love to see the fear in my victims' words before I hack them

>>4524184
fuck year, SAGAN bro fist

>>4524185
Time for a retest I think.

Stop scaring me brah. LOL SO LEEJUN XD

Does your mom know you're on the internet so late? Aren't you worried she's going to ground you again.

>>4524184
>>4524188
Samefag

>>4524191
Are you retarded? It's 6pm. My mom doesn't give a shit what I do anymore. I'm a fucking grown man

>>4524194
I wouldn't give a shit about a half-black mutant either. Are you wearing half a hoodie too?

>>4524194
your mom doesn't give a shit because she killed herself after the abortion failed

>>4524194
>Samefag
wut? why would he respond to the same post twice, and once with the WRONG TRIPCODE?
(i was the other sagan)

dat pause between troll posts from blackboy

dat autism boiling

>>4524210
Lolwut you're a cunt?

>>4524208
>>4524202
Nope. Faggots. Fucking faggots

Ha! I return from the daily Mass of The Shell to see that the infidels are still confused!

It is of no surprise really, only those who have been touched by His flipper can truly understand his wishes.

Perhaps if you were to abandon your shameful 'sciences' and accept Galapagargantos into the low lying-fresh water reef that is your heart you too may be able to ascend to Tortoria.

pic related, its blackman

pic related, its blackman

>>4524228
I'm not a little white babby. That's you

pic related, its Galapagargantos

>>4524238
liek all turtles he has no spine. same applies to blackman

all the tripfag cancer in one thread. nice

>>4524240
If I didn't have a spine do you think I would be alive?

>>4524247
why not? you seem to be alive without brain too

>>4524240
<<< saved specially for teacup

>>4524251
thats right, no spine in you're pic.

>>4524250
This is coming from a homofag who can't spell basic words correctly? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>4524253
they're is a spine in my're pic, your obviosly blind!

>>4524254
jokes on you, my grammer is perfect

>>4524255
no u, dontcha lern anyting in zoology?

>>4524250
>ohsnap.jpg

>>4524254

i like turtles, your argument is invalid.

>>4524255
youre new here arnt you?

>>4524224
Watch those jimmies brah, they seem to be getting a bit rustled.

>>4524261
That creature is fucking hideous. You're argument is invalid. It looks like a cunt

>>4524267
she's 10/10 and you know she'd never let you in

>>4524267
Still looks more human than your mom

>>4524266
Watch that same bruh, it seems to be getting a bit fag

>>4524254
i like turtles, your argument is invalid.

>>4524270
Baseless assumption are rendered invalid and ad hominem in any judged debate match

>>4524271
whoa whoa whoa he's forgetting his silly king title, looks liek we got him

>>4524271
What's up Mr Mod? Can't you tell samefag anymore? Are your l33t hax skills not working today?

Is this a new tripfag general?

>>4524276
Not even a king is perfect

>>4524277
I'm pretty sure my hacking skills are the same they've been your years. The military has even tried to recruit me. Jelly? Cunt

>>4524281
here we go

>>4524286
The military wanted to recruit you as anal whore. Don't mistake this for any acknowledgment of your non-existing skills.

>>4524277
>implying blackman is a mod

>>4524286
>implying you are a mod
>implying you know any CS
>implying you even know a programming language
>implying black people can into computer

>>4524286
Your the king of idiocy at best.

>>4524291
>implying you need to study CS for hacking
>implying he's black

>>4524281
Obligatory.

>>4524290
No. What they wanted from me was quite clear. Sorry to burst your bubble
>>4524291
IMPLYINGIMPLYINGIMPLYINGIMPLYINGIMPLYINGIMPLYINGIMPLYINGIMPLYING

I know more about computers than you ever will.

>>4524292
>implying you aren't misusing the word 'hacking'
>implying CS isn't neckbeard programming
>implying that isn't what you need to find security loopholes

>>4524295
Sorry, my mistake. You can't even into being anally penetrated. Because you suck. That's the only thing you can: sucking.

>>4524296
>implyin I can't program neckbears without going for a shit tier degree

>>4524295
prove it

>>4524299
Good one. It only took you 30 minutes to come up with it

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>>4524292
This was taken right now. You can see my caramel skin tone quite easily.

You mirin jaw bruh?

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>>4524308
lol u look even more pathetic than I thought

>>4524307
How can one caramel niglet be so mad? Bad day at school kid? Did the bigger kids at school call you names and steal your lunch money again? Was it penis inspection day again and the nurse spent ages looking for it?

>>4524308
What a fucking beta.

Do you even lift?

>>4524295
Okay, faggot. Let's see.

Prove that if <span class="math">\Delta \vdash P[/spoiler] ⋄ <span class="math"> \Delta; \varnothing; \varnothing \vdash e : \tau [/spoiler], then either <span class="math">\texttt{e = new~C()}[/spoiler] or <span class="math">e \to p~e'[/spoiler] for some <span class="math">e'[/spoiler]

>>4524307

LOL

>>4524308

1/10, would not bang.
Femanon here btw.

>>4524308
>implying you are black
>implying that isn't photoshop

I like how mad everyone gets before blackman actually does anything.
Then they get mad he responds.
This is better than the people who got mad at Quentin.

10/10, blackman.

>>4524317
I squat 350kg
You jelly?

>>4524313
I cant wright properly now i cry rivers and my hands shivers so its hard to type

>>4524320
I don't bang sloots

>>4524318
Hold on, bro. Your professor's notation is not universal. I'm working on my PhD and I have no idea what you're trying to say.

>>4524324
>implying anybody other than Blackman is mad

Put your trip back on niglet

>>4524324
>dat obvious samefag

>>4524329
What the fuck? You admit that your crying rite nao?
How fucking beta are you?

>>4524335
Lol you are so mad right now xD

>>4524335
Why do you shit post? Why are you never banned?

>>4524329
Why do you shit post? Why are you never banned?

>>4524340
Nope. Try again.

>>4524345
I've seen a lot of mad before and you displaying many characteristics of mad.

>that feel when I get banned from /sci/ for posting a legitimate question and tacking "Christians: 1, NASA: 0" at the end, but this thread lasts for 100 posts

>>4524349
Not mad, just disappoint. You are a big disappointment, blackman.

>>4524351
How about you refrain from poasting inane trolling garbage?

>>4524351
That's because Blackman is mod.

MODS=GODS

>>4524351
How can you believe in the report button when /sci/ has shit high school mods (fags)?

>>4524354
I'm disappoint in you too. You are a better tripfag when you stick to the "SCIENCE" shit instead of displaying real emotions.

>>4524360
Fuck off. He's a better poaster than you will ever be.

>>4524360
Did I hurt you so hard? You shouldn't browse 4chan if your that sensitive.

>>4524367
>>4524365
samefag reported

>>4524368
Fuck off, blackman. your not gonna fool anyone

>>4524335
>>4524332
>samefag
yeah, no.

>>4524371
Do i look like the king to you?

>>4524380
Neither does you're other trip, idiot.

Is this a spidy thread?

>>4524383
No, this is a trollface 3.0 thread.

>>4524382
Faggot. You are one

>>4524387
Of course I'm only one. How the fuck should I be more than 1? You make no sense, retard.

>>4524389
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>4524393
A lame old copypasta? Is that all you can come up with?

thanks Balckman and Carl Sagan, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungsare permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot

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>>4524395
I didn't come up with it so no it clearly isn't the best. Logic how does it work? Go suck a cock

>>4524383
Nope. This is now a pony thread.

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>>4524404
Here we go. You just proved that LOGIC is another thing you can't. Way to embarrass you'reself further.

>>4524412
You can't even create a logical reply. Keep embarrassing yourself, just in case being a faggot wasn't bad enough

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>>4524416
lol your so uncreative that you have to repeat my poasts.

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>>4524420
Why are you even here? None of your "poasts" are even pertinent to SCIENCE

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>>4524425
I'm poasting SCIENCE all day everyday. You can't even comprehend how SCIENTIFIC my poasts are.

>>4524426
wtf that doesn't even make sense

>>4524425

Nor yours. All you do here is bitch over majors.

You know its true.

You do

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>>4524468

>science question
>derailed into tripfag general
>derailed into spiderman thread
>derailed into pony thread
>derailed into trollface vs spiderman thread
/sci/: quality at its finest

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