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Why are all engineers gay /sci/? I'm a straight engineer so don't I prove you wrong?

>> No.4492934

You just haven't accepted your true inner engineer yet.

As for why all engineers are gay, I think the answer would be obvious: they love the buttsex

>> No.4492933

They arent really gay, its just a joke. It probably comes from the fact that there are very few women in engineering, as compared to things like biology or chemistry. Technically us physicists could be considered equally as gay.

>> No.4492938

>>4492933
>women in chemistry
please tell me your university i want to go there

>> No.4492939

I have three engineering friends and two of them have told me that they are gay.

The other one crossdresses and posts trap pictures on 4chan.

>> No.4492948

>>4492929

Statistical abnormality, results inconclusive. Thus you're probably a closet gay.

>> No.4492949

>>4492929
>in denial

>> No.4493289

I am a computer engineer and i am gay :)

>> No.4493294

>>4493289
>:)
I can tell.

>> No.4493310

Im an eng. student and ts surprisingly accurate.

When I first came on sci the day it was created I was 100% straight. Now traps are my fetish and I am bicurious

i regret nothing

>> No.4493324

>>4493310
nothing, except being an engineer right?

>> No.4493327

I'm a computer engineer and I'm only half gay!

That said I'm in a gay relationship right now, but the one before that had a vagina!

>> No.4493337

>>4493324

>broad technical formation
>great salary whatever I do

yeah, no

>> No.4493352

Why are most physics students autistics?

>This is a genuinely serious question

>> No.4493404

>>4493352

Most physics students are the smartest.

>> No.4493473

>>4493404

True. The average physics student is probably a bit smarter than the average of other sciences. But at the top of the bell curve, math wins by a decent margin.

>> No.4493480

>>4493473
>top of bell curve
>math

um, do you mean the right of the bell curve?

>> No.4493482

Nuclear engie here, strictly furries for me.
My theory is most engineers are intelligent to rationalize such a concept

>> No.4493546

>>4493473
> top of the bell curve
l2statistics.

>> No.4493555

>>4493546
>>4493480

Lmao. Yes, that's what I meant.

I took stats 2 last semester, and at the front of my binder was a normal distribution. It was sideways. I think it [subconsciously] fucked up my bell-curve orientation. :)

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>> No.4495501

>>4492939
>2 gay friends
>1 closet gay friend
son...

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>>4492933
The reason why engineers are gay is because they act super macho and call themselves 'manly men'. They call other science related fields like pure math or chemistry 'less manly' because it doesn't involve oiling rods or pumping shafts that are protected by renewable sleeves. They hate on biology because it doesn't have enough dicks for them. It has been recently speculated that chemical engineers are NOT AS GAY as previously thought, since there are actually some women in the field who signed up for the major because they thought they wouldn't have to work with math (then they see their first matrix, LOL). Civil engineering, which also has a lot of women, is not considered part of the engineering club, because it's not science and is more related to arts and crafts.

pic related, not engineers but you get the point

>> No.4495543

>>4495536
the butthurt is off the charts.

you must be the same faggot that keeps posting all the engineers are gay jokes.

>> No.4495548

>>4495543
you must be the engineer who keeps on taking dicks up his ass

>> No.4495550

>>4495548

No, I'm over here.

>> No.4495551

>>4495548
calm down, little buddy. was your father an engineer and did he beat you?

if he did, then he clearly didn't do it enough.

>> No.4495556

>that feel when you are a computer engineering student that is 70% straight

not really sexually attracted to guys, but i wouldn't mind to cuddle

>> No.4495570

>>4495556
Well isn't that cute.

>> No.4495643

>>4492933
former engineering student. there actually were a lot of women in our ME -- and they were gay as fuck. a lot gay guys and LGBT in general, too