/sci/ - Science & Math

Go to the patent office.
Or post it here.
>your choice.

>>4481361
Hows that execution monitoring working out for you?

>>4481361
>patent office

nope.jpg

Bumping in the name of forum sliding

bump

pmub

bump for great justice

dont let this thread die

Post
4chan is full of the illuminati

Lol

What the fuck is a TOE.

Also it depends on your fucking contract shitstain. If you are contracted to give all discoveries to the govt. then you're fucked. Otherwise I don't see the problem.

if you try to publish it with a typical publishing company, it will be suppressed and little tricks will be played wasting your time and everyones time

if you release it on the net, it wont be suppressed and you can make money selling ebooks or selling your ebook directly through amazon while the pirate fags keep it alive and unsuppressed indefinitely

derp

You post it here:
>>>/pol/

And you do it quickly, because they are already on the way.

Your topic is being slid by a mod (censored).

You need to post this on pol ASAP.

>>4481519

TOE = Theory of everything

The government can't claim a TOE as theirs. You can't own a theory, however you can go down as the person who came up with it.

OP
You are found out, I'd get the fuck outta there.

Upload your shit in pastebin,
Piratebay,
Wikileaks,
bittorrent
wikipedia,
youtube,
Tell us please,
oh and print everything and make your own books out of it.

Submit it to your local paper as anonymous,
MAILBOXES

What is preventing this topic from bumping?

what

>>4481348
Also Give it to the State. giving it to the State will bring honor to you and the nation . You will be hearlded as the Hero . Or give to the United States as a private Inventor like everyone else does

Post it in ALL the places.

Give it to the jews.

OP are you an aryan?

>>4481547
He's already dead dood.

>>>>4481547
>Almwade giving good advice

I just shat brix.

Why won't this thread bump? Seriously is it a glitch or what?

Some oldfag must surely know why this thread won't bump, but all the others will?

This is the Original Poster. I have recently been going through my work and realised that I've been mistaken. Take no note of my thread, I've made an error.

>>4481556
Did you kill this traitor . The only reasonable solution if to Give to America to empower her against the Forigen horde

>>4481556
Lol. This place is fucking silly.

bumper sticker

>>4481555
That would be a glitch I've never seen before.

Maybe code exists in 4chan's backend to "soft-lock" a thread so it can't be seen.

basic summation of hypotheses please

>>4481566
shut up phil

Bump damn you!

>>4481556
disinfo agent
robotic messenge
no emotion

>>4481572
Shut up John.

bump?

Posting in an FBI thread.

Found TOE, post on 4chan. Makes sense.

HURRY UP YOU TROLL FAGGOT
I DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT

>>4481592
>implying that doesn't make sense.

where else would it reach a wide audience of people who know how to screen cap?

youtube wouldn't even be as good a place as 4chan.

OP GET OUT OF THERE NOW sock_rdr

I know it already but bump for the sake of love

inB4 OP deletes hIs own threaD

Bufuckingump

>>4481348
Have you started writing it?
I have my own TOE. I'm just gonna publish it on a website for free for all to enjoy after I'm done writing and tweaking of course.

/pol/ here.

why the fuck was i dragged here?

Bump for the sake of samefagging and massive trolling

>>4481627
Jews did it.

>>4481628
i know this name...

Just post it OP. We are running out of time, we need a break so they can help us.

>>4481642
Rather ominous post

>>4481645
not at all, I just seem to remember seeing this trip in the onion

>>4481653
I get around

Don't fuck with us.

wat

wait

They already got OP.
Damn.
What a complete idiot.

bamp

>>4481348
>>I inadvertently discovered a TOE.

Publish it as fast as fucking possible, otherwise some other lab will discover it and take all the credit. Wouldn't want the red chinese, french-swiss, or koreans claiming all the credit, because you didn't fucking publish.

Fuck, just publish in one of the government's secret journals, you know the one's you'd know about if you were actually working in a government lab?

Post it to arXiv, that's where all the cool kids post their TOEs in this day and age. Here's guidelines on how to use it.

Also, given that you don't know about basic things like this, it is highly probably that you are highly inexperienced and young. If you are working in a government lab, you are probably just an intern. In this case, remember I like my coffee with extra cream and sugar. Don't forget it, anomalous materials is doing that big anti-mass spectrometry analysis tomorrow.

>>4481660
HNGGGGGGGGGGGG

post eeeet

>>4481659
small web

bump

what the fuck is a TOE.

>>4481721
theory of everything read the fucking threads

Apologies for the delay in my posts, but it would seem that my internet connection has been blocked on the ISP level, fortunately I am in possession of a labtop equipped with wi-fi.

I surmise that this may very well be my last communication to the outside world.

Please, for the sake of humanity, use this knowledge wisely.

OP is so fat he moved his belly and discovered TOE.

>>4481730
thank fucking god. a brilliant person who came up with the idea of getting everyones attention BEFORE revealing the info

>>4481730
wut

>>4481730
DIVISION BY ZERO

>>4481730
gonaa spread this shit like a wildfire until i get fucking answers

>>4481730

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. OH GOD, MY HEART CANT HANDLE IT ALL

>>4481752

dont samefag plz.

Mod slid your thread cause you use it to troll

sage for some reason.

>>4481730
/pol/ack here
Someone explain this shit.
Is it a troll?
>>4481745
I don't see a zero in the equation.

lolol naive faggots ITT.

>>4481761
dont mind if i do; snatch that image.
Uh, as for op, no idea im also a /pol/ :\

>>4481755
>mfw when i (not op/TOE guy) samefage for that exact reason and execute the easiest troll ever

seriously though dude didnt samefag i did

>>4481730
math soup

WTF IS IT?!!?!?

>>4481730
>blocked on the ISP level
>in possession of a labtop equipped with wi-fi.
So apparently getting on your wifi with a labtop goes around your ISP now?
5/10, got some attention

>>4481825

Umm yeah...if he went somewhere else and used a hotspot dumbass

>>4481730
arent you supposed to define your variables?

>>4481844
not op but it's pretty straightforward, also very interesting.

he hasn't shared the home experiment which would back his math, however.

either way, the math appears legitimate and a mod should NOT be sliding this thread now that it has been provided.

>>4481920
well will you tell me what the variables are.

>not going to pretend to be a genius to impress internet people

>save the pic
OH FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE

you're not forum sliding, this post is shit and everyone is ignoring it.

tl;dr .. i wasted a small portion of my life here for some stupid hag.

wtf is going on here?

"sliding"? what is that?

>>4482010
mods not letting bumping this thread or intentionally putting it below other threads

>implying thousands of people haven't researched the golden ratio, sacred geometry, meditation, OOBEs, and general occult knowledge and came up with their own theories
Don't make a big fuzz about it. This place is filled with hedonist people that research science for social status. Just inform and debate with who you can.

can i has post?

Finally the answer in everything, we just need someone to decipher this.

Equation saved.

inb4 /sci/ down

i'm from /b/ and what is this

>bump
did he end up saying what it was or where it was posted?

>mfw this just equals out to "ur a faget"

Saved it anyways.

BUMP OH GOD BUMP

why isn't it bumping?

Bump
Also, post TOS online, that way it becomes Public Domain.
Easy peasy.

bump

http://www.wolframalpha.com

Will automatically solve the problem if someone can find all the symbols needed and put it in.

bump!

cant bump his thread lol

>>4482163
Do you mean "TOE"?

Are we safe to post?

>>4482188
Yes.
Most likely an elaborate troll.

did OP die?

>>4482191
could be, but why are mods in it? /sci/ mods arent faggots who like to troll people

>>4481348

>preformed
>preformed

That was twice.

I'm fucking outta here

>>4482199
lold never would have noticed that

btw this thread in on 6th page no matter how much we bump it

What's happening?

Is OP still here, is he researching cybernetics?

>>4482210
OP is gone after equations he posted

test

>>4481348
Post online - TPB or similar - replicate hundreds of thousands of times, apply creative commons license. Win, and share knowledge.

bump

I don't even know what the fuck is going on.

Post this on /pol/ no mods.

>post being systematically deleted
>multiple boards

Shit dun got real.

>>4482296
>no mods
>still getting deleted

whatdoesthismean.jpg

What is a TOE?

interlopers, gb2/>>>/pol/

what is this im twelve

here's what I've got

http://phorkys.com/sci/

mail me backups to sci@phorkys.com
I'll upload them all as they come, for the sake of truth or something

I also have a small imageboard for some non-moderated discussions
http://phorkys.com/kusaba/b/
SCI FAGS GET IN THERE AND TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS

>>4482331
insert original pic with equations ffs

put your hands up for detroit!
wubwubwub

>>4482339
toe.png
>pic attached. Or rather would be, if it wasn't a diplicate

http://phorkys.com/sci/toe.png

Well, with enough sperm, anything is possible.

>>4482349
that's not original, it's 3 posts screencapped

>>4482354
Ah, true.
Got so caught up in the mess that I forgot it.
Uploading as this post is posting.

>Let further say that I had devised and preformed an experiment that validates my hypothesis, an experiment that can be easily replicated and preformed independently.

Well?

I find the lack of mandatory insults in this thread disturbing.

>>4482368
i lol'd because it's true

>>4482368
Shut up spock.

haha oh wow

>>4481730

the answer is 42

x-post from someone offsite looking at this picture:
>>4481730
and the other one with the two posts that got deleted.
his comments about the pictures:

"picture 1 is just 3 random equations with very little to connect them together. The first one is very similar to the metrics used in special relativity. I say similar because I don't have any clue what that n is for and if n = 1 then we have the standard minkowski metric. Nothing too shocking there. Its really just some sort of lorentz transformation applied to this metric.

The second and third equation are just random quantum mechanical gibberish with no context what so ever. The final equation appears to be some sort of thermodynamic equation but wiht out seeing a definition of what the variables are I cant be sure.

The second picture again has problems. Mainly that they do a very poor job of defining what they are talking about. I can't say much about htat one as my exposure to quantum field theory is too limited.

I suspect elaborate trolling."

now, what are some of these variables supposed to be?

I'd like to answer this guy.

guys guys it's totally a conspiracah

why don't you just plug the correct numbers into your theory of everything? that'll tell you what to do.

http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/r3jnj/4chan_discovered_toe_last_night_threads_all/

>>4482501
Confirmend for fake.
>>4482482

WHAT DOES THE TOE SAY OR MEAN?

>>4482579

Here is the unexpanded equation for the TOE. 3a4=OP is a Faggot

>Be on 4chan for years, browsing many different boards
>Never one heard the word sliding

>Suddenly it is common place, only in this thread, and is being used to grab attention

Yeah, no.
This is a rather elaborate troll, move along.

hi?

10/10 OP

Hello /sci/
I understand string theory basically, the fact that matter vibrates on lots of tiny different strings at different frequencies.
I wanted to know whether possible for frequencies to be so close that worlds from the multiverse 'overlap' in a way?
And if it is is it possible to make a jump to another multiverse?

>>4482774
yes

and dont worry about a thing, if he has discovered a legitimate Toe, then the knowledge is with us already.

If he hasnt, we always have my Toe to play with, and I assure you its bigger and better than Tom Campbells

>>4482774
You're making some pretty big assumptions there.
1.) That there are other universes.
2.) That string theory is a real thing and not just idle speculation while physicists try to figure out something more concrete.
3.) That strings from other universes could interact with each other in any way.
4.) That we'd even be able to perceive it.

>>4482774
Look bro, I know your life sucks and you desperately want to escape into your fanfiction world so you can fuck your waifu and finally not be the super-creepy dude who nobody will touch with a ten foot pole, but just throwing around some quantum woo in order to justify not being completely fucking pathetic doesn't work.

You'd be much better off trying to improve your own, real life rather than trying to figure out how to make your fictional life real. The terrifying, miserable life that you are living right now is the real one. The only escape is death. Deal with it like everyone else.

Besides, we've got /a/ for worthless waifu pining anyway.

>>4482804
what are you talking about
There aren't other universes.
String theory is in our world alone.

wat

>>4482816

I like you

A bit rough, but I like you. I feel a bit more motivated to become an hero now.

>>4481730
What does this mean? Anyone solved it yet?

HEAVEN IS HERE, THE DEVILS CAN'T STAND IT.