/sci/ - Science & Math

Little do atheists know, but yes. God exists and sits upon his throne of baby foreskins.

Circumcision is fucking terrible.

Health benefits or not, it's not the parents choice to make.

What next, take them out of school because you don't want them to get headaches from thinking too hard about things that aren't Jesus? The religious bullshit in our system needs to be cut the fuck out.

I actually watched a documentary on this, and the people who were supporting the cut were all like "I just want his dick to look normal". Seriously that's their best fucking logic.

God required that his anger over Adam and Eve eating from the knowledge tree could only be appeased by a blood sacrifice of his own earthly self, so the idea that God would require something so odd is not an unreasonable assumption. Therefore, it is true.

>>4478739
boo fuckin' hoo, penis penis penis. (queer)

>>4478721
>russellcrowe

Buildings are barbaric and stupid. Who are you to correct nature?

>>4478758
comparing creating to destroying

>>4478761
differentiating high entropy and low entropy

>that feel when I play with my bfs cute uncut dick

>>4478767
>that feel when you're so pathetic you have to pretend to be a girl on the internet to assuage your insecurities

>>4478772
>that feel when I'm gay

>>4478772
>that feel when you're so pathetic you get mad when girls like uncut better

>>4478761
>Implying we don't build a perfect dick by cutting the ugly foreskin.

>>4478774
I know you aren't allowed to have gf on /sci/, so I think we should extend this to bf. please leave

>>4478774
>that feel when nothing you say matters anymore

>>4478782
>that feel when you're too lazy/stupid to read 15 replies to know what the fuck you're talking about

>>4478783
>that feel when you have a dried out mutilated dick

>>4478721
This is silliness.
If you espouse notions like this, then I suggest you stop buying food at the grocery store, and cease any sort of cooking of any of the food you eat, too, because all those things are unnatural! How dare you correct nature, and adulterate it's offerings of sustenance? We're evolved to eat what comes out of the ground, without modification, aren't we?

Also, next time you're sick? Don't go to a doctor or take ANY sort of medication. Your naked immune system alone should be enough to take care of any silly little infections you might get. How dare you presume to correct nature by taking unnatural, man-made things to "help" your perfect immune system? So arrogant, to think you can improve on nature!

Nonsense.

>that feel when your dick and balls are so small they're a vulva

>>4478787
>that feel when uncutfags have to resort to propaganda words like "mutilated" to feel better
>that feel when uncutfags would call nose jobs mutilation
>that feel when my dick is perfectly fine and I jack off with no lube all the time

>>4478721

Hey guys lets cut our babies toes off? What do you mean it's barbaric and ILLEGAL?! ITS PART OF OUR HEWISH TRADITION...

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE ANYTHING GOES CAUSE YOU HAVE TO RESPECT MY RELIGION

>>4478798

>>that feel when my dick is perfectly fine and I jack off with no lube all the time

you mean what's left of your dick

>>4478798
>that feel when surgery is unnecessary most of the time
>that feel when your dick is missing a tube of skin

>>4478802
>>4478803
>that feel when you uncutfags are so mad with your ugly eurodicks

>>4478814
>implying i'm mad
>implying cut is more attractive
>implying a surgery scar is attractive on a dick

>>4478826
>implying you aren't
>implying it isn't
>implying scar

>>4478814

>implying everyone who is uncut has a lipdick worm head...

chicks dig scars on a man

>>4478836
>mfw cutfags try to defend the mutilation of their dicks

so ridiculous

>circumcision
>masturbate without lube
>rash
>so much friction and painful irritation

>thank you based jewish god

>>4478850
I know, right? So ridiculous. Just look at this mutilated bitch.

>>4478856
Wow. What a dumb bitch. She cut off like 200,000 nerve cells, and functioning skin. Why? So fucking barbaric.

>>4478856

what's your point?

i believe i said surgery is unnecessary most of the time

unless she had trouble breathing there was no reason for her to get a nosejob

>>4478865
Even worse than that, she'll have decreased sensitivity on her nose.

holy shit this feels like /b/

>>4478856

someone's going to marry this bitch thinking she's perfect. then their kids will have fucked up noses because surgery doesn't fix genetics, and then he'll have fucking ugly children who all want surgery on their shitty fucked up noses one day.

>>4478791
>mfw nobody replies to you, trying to troll etc, because flawless victory

>>4479037
his dick is his house, obviously.

>>4478721
Yeah. Babies are perfect...

That's why we have diseases such as child cancer, CP and various nasty hereditary diseases.

Oh. Wait...

I sense here a lot of cut people defending the rape that has been done to them. Unusual for 4chan. Why don't you let them not cut your buttocks and ears, too? Since you like have cut away "useless and dirty" body parts.

Great science thread, guys.

Hah, @russellcrowe.

That dude is the biggest antisemite, no surprises he tweeted something like that.

Circumcision is a religious thing, and only a religious thing.
People who think otherwise are no better than creationist "scientists" trying to prove that the devil put all the dinosaur fossils on the earth to fool you