/sci/ - Science & Math

That is pretty funny op, thanks.

Wow op, that's some top notch material. I laughed hard!

Oh my god, that was hilarious op. I'm picturing that in my head right now!

>>4458268

WHAT DID THEY DO AFTER? WHAT DID THEY SAY

>>4458268
i lol'd

>>4458279

>be 2nd year physics major
>need another babby general ed class in the life sciences
>decide to take a bio class for the hell of it
>all elementary courses are filled with premed scum
>get in 2nd year cellular biology with a bunch of retarded prereqs like ochem that i couldn't care about
>first day, female professor with molecular bio phd
>she hands out index cards to the 60 or so students (premeds and biofags)
>write names on card
>she collects them - row by row
>doesn't say anything, looks over the cards for something like two minutes
>sets cards down
>she calls out every name with perfect accuracy
>chuckle internally at memorization skills, manage to calm down
>she starts intro lecture
>stock image of green parrot in first slide
>remember the biology major parrot meme seen in /sci/
>its the same one
>start laughing audibly
>kids in front of me turn around
>calm down, effort pays off
>a couple slides in
>"why biology is mathematically rigorous"
>start laughing hysterically
>unable to resist laughing, make a scene
>entire class looks at me
>professor asks me if there's a problem
>say no, she asks me to leave
>mfw

>>4458280
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There is something fishy about these fellows...

>>4458285
Post parrot picture lol

>>4458288
lel comedy gold

thanks for confirming yourselves as the most aspie-tastic board on 4chan. there were some doubts that /g/ had the titled, but nope, this takes the cake lel

ahahaha. I've always feared that I would pull some stupid shit like OP, my increasing time on 4chan isn't helping.

>>4458285

>it's funny because even in a room full of premeds you were the biggest faggot of all.

You should have made a reddit comic of your story. Le reddit comics are more funnier than greentext.

>>4458273
>>4458278
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>>4458311

samefag EVERYWHERE

> Girlfriend is a highschool teacher
> Has idiot student who spouts 4chan memes ALL FUCKING DAY EVERY DAY
> Not one original thought in his shit filled head
> also a racist
> has horrible hygiene
> mouth breather
> overweight
> makes everyone else in the school uncomfortable just by existing
> thinks he's hilarious

I'm sure he's lurking 4chan right now, from school, but he probably doesn't know what /sci/ is.

Regardless, this is what "real" people think of you when you try to bring your favorite 4chan memes into "real" life.

>>4458328

wtf is this faggot doing?

>Intro to Differential Equations
>Everyone is a math major (small school no physics program)
>Teaching substitution in DE's
>Teacher lets u = y/x
>Teacher asks student what x is
>Student fumbles
>Teacher points clearly at y= u/x "What is x?"
>Student shrugs
>mfw this is a 4th year at my school

I go to a shitty school. I ask only that you pray for my success.

>>4458338
autism HERE

>>4458338
so autistic

>>4458338
fuck off retard, one of those was me, you twat!

>>4458338
lol what an autistic faggot

>>4458352
No, he's correct, most of the posts in this thread are the same person. Seeing something obvious is not autism.

>>4458347
i'd answer x is a variable

and make prof say solve for x, or make x the subject

I dont always claim samefag. But when I do ITS FUCKING OBVIOUS.

Can we report for this shit?

>>4458338
Bro you seem autistic bro. Soothe your loins.

>>4458356
not only one, you samefag

>>4458361
Probably... he seems to have circumvented the flood protection, so that's probably a ban-able offense.

>>4458338
guy, you's an autistic.

>>4458352
>>4458353
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>>4458368

Come at me, samefag faggot

>>4458367

Alright Its been done.

>>4458268

By the way, your story was shit and fake

>>4458384
>...im guessing
twat

>invited to MIT to listen to a talk
>get there, unpack shit in hotel
>on campus
>memes everywhere
>pictures of memes everywhere
>forever alone guy
>pony club
>its fucking 4chan in real life
>filled with autist undergrads
>pretentious physics majors
>overhear someone say "I seriously hope you guys don't do this"
why

>>4458378
I feel sorry if you really wasted some mod's time with a report.

>>4458384
Nah, it was probably a true story... And it's probably the same guy from this story: >>4458345

>>4458338
Autism general

>>4458338
Calm your Nips, Ma'am. No need to autism up the place

>>4458338
lol, wrong again, asshat!

>>4458338
lol he thinks I'm a samefag why would you even do that it's not like I'm desperately attacking him now lololel

Samefags, samefags everywhere.

>Come on 4chan
>Only been here about 5 minutes
>see this thread
>why do i bother

>be in class
>people discussing evolution
>stand up and walk outside while apologising that you thought this was the science department

>>4458443
you are le samefag lololol

Abandon this thread, for the love of god. Get out.

>4chan
>MIT
>the same thing
autist.

>>4458443
Now THIS is samefaggin.

>>4458450
Show me one distinction. The mod who runs isawyou.mit.edu is opening up a 4chan clone next month

I'm thoroughly convinced that there's a maximum of like 5 different people in this thread.

>>4458445

Hahahahaha.

>talking with physics instructor
>I say mathematics isn't quite useless it's just...
>he finishes my sentence by saying that mathematics is like an art: it enriches us
>implication that it doesn't do anything else
>mfw I realize that mathematicians are no better than artists

Wow the sad thing is this thread had potential if it weren't for the troll(s) destroying this thread

ITT: About 3 pretentious autistic douchebags and some trolls

>>4458492

Biology major.

>>4458500

Mathematics/liberal arts major (same thing)
>>4458500

>>4458492

Biology major.

>>4458500

Mathematics/liberal arts major (same thing)

>>4458268

reported, enjoy your ban

>>4458551
You too nigga

>>4458578
...fucking hipocrite!

>>4458619
*hippocryte

>>4458623
*checks wiki*
*im right*
3/10, you got me, but you're shit, so 3/10 is fair, i think.

>>4458623
0/10

>>4458637

>hypocrite

Y'all need a dose of >>>/lit/

>>4458637
>needs wiki for grammar

You faled.

>>4458637
>implying you're right

>>4458648

*your