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How do I get a girlfriend?

>> No.4444816

Fuck of
>>>/soc/

>> No.4444818
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4444818

im so sick of these stupid fucking threads, u prick.
>>>/soc/

>> No.4444819
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4444819

You still there?
Since you didn't upload your sadfrog folder, reported.

>> No.4444821

>>4444819
sadfrog images are shit and shouldnt even be on this board. we dont want them uploaded.

>> No.4444822
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>>4444819
OP is not me. I'm the guy with the frog folder.
Name a good file hoster and I'll upload it.

;_;

>> No.4444823

>>4444819
>>4444819

Announcing your report is against the global rules.

>> No.4444825

>>4444823
where the fuck does it say that?

>> No.4444830

>>4444825
disregard that, i just read the rules again.
rule 7 has been altered.

>> No.4444839

How do I make friends? I'm so lonely.

>> No.4444841

>>4444839
Fuck off!
>>>/soc/
have you not noticed that you are on /sci/ you fucking prick!??

>> No.4444844

>>4444841
I know I am on /sci/ thats why I am asking. Science can solve every problem.

>> No.4444846 [DELETED] 

>>4444844
except for the problem of you being an antisocial tard who is too inexpt to socialise with other humans apparently.
...that and you're too stupid to post on the right board

>> No.4444847
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4444847

>>4444844
Can you be my friend?
Please respond.

;_;

>> No.4444848

>>4444844
except for the problem of you being an antisocial tard who is too inept to socialise with other humans apparently.
...that and you're too stupid to post on the right board

>> No.4444850

>>4444847
okay whats your name? My name is Rob.

>> No.4444852
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4444852

>>4444848
He is on the right board to talk to intelligent people.
Communication with normalfags is way harder.

>>4444850
Just call me frog. I don't like my real name.

;_;

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>>4444852
>He is on the right board to talk to intelligent people.
>intelligent

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>>4444852
>He is on the right board to talk to intelligent people.
>I wish to be called 'frog'

>> No.4444856

/sci/ doesn't want gf or friends. Now fuck off.

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4444857

>>4444855
Are you EK? Can you be my gf?

;_;

>> No.4444858

>>4444854
Why are you laughing at my small penis?

>> No.4444860

>>4444857
no.

>> No.4444865
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4444865

>>4444858
I wish I had a small penis as well. My penis is normal sized and I will never enjoy being humiliated for it being too small.
Well I will never have a chance to show it to anyone anyway, especially not a woman.

;_;

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4444873

>>4444865
>sadfrog26.jpg
>implying you have at least 26 of these images, and probably far more
you sad fuck

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4444874

>>4444860
Why not?

;_;

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4444877

>>4444873
I have more than 70 sad frogs.

;_;

>> No.4444882

/r/ more sadfrogs.

>> No.4444885
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4444885

We meet again.

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4444887

>>4444874
1. because the type of tard to spam my fucking /sci/ with sadfrogs is NOT the kind of person i would ever hang out with
2. you are some random fucker over the internet, and i dont do internet dating
3:
<<<

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4444890

>>4444882
Only if you can help me.

>>4444885
Hello LudwigVan.

>>4444887
How do I become the type of person a woman wants to hang out with?
Please respond.

;_;

>> No.4444893

Sorry but it is impossible to help you, sadfrogs guy, if all you do is write 'How do I' questions and one liner replies. This bring you down to the cathegory of troll, even if you are not really trolling.

>> No.4444895

>>4444890
1. stop fucking posting beta-spam shite on 4chan
2. GTFO 4chan and go outside
3. socialise, chat, introduce yourself etc.

>> No.4444898
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4444898

>>4444890
Let me contemplate this, my old friend.

How... do you get a woman to want to be your friend? Well, firstly, you need to find a medium in which to find friends. Do you study? If I remember correctly, you do. Enroll in a new class, try to approach someone. Trust me, once you do it, you'll feel proud of yourself. From hereon it gets easier. This is how I make friends. I wouldn't dare ever just approach a random person, I need a medium.

My current best friend is a beautiful little woman, whom I met through online gaming. Give it a go.